Nun gives birth???
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CharlieB145
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So I am sure you heard a Nun in Rieti, Italy gave birth some hours ago to a 9lbs baby boy name Francis. She said she doesn't know how she got pregnant. I'm not going to touch this one (but obviously some did). How do you think she got pregnant? Was it immaculate conception?
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My first guess would be some man placed his genitalia inside her genitalia. But what do I know?0
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No such thing as immaculate conception, even in the bible. Yay for wrong translations!
Someone definitely put his hoo-hoo-diddy in her cha-cha.0 -
No such thing as immaculate conception, even in the bible. Yay for wrong translations!
What?! Next you're going to tell me that Moses didn't really have horns!
As for the nun...I've sure she got knocked up in the usual way. I hope it was at least consensual.0 -
Satan0
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I predict this thread will roll. I just had a vision about it.0
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Alcohol blackout.
It happens.0 -
Mommy kissed daddy, the angel told the stork and the stork put a diamond in the cabbage patch.
Basic science...0 -
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: ^^^^ lol0
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She's a ho bag!! Ho bags rule!!!0
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She rejected a pearl necklace and was rewarded with a baby.0
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"“It seems she was not able to resist temptation,” said the convent's mother superior, Sister Erminia."
http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2014/01/18/nun_gives_birth_in_italy_names_baby_francis.html
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It had to have been immaculate conception. I mean, she's a nun, right? There is no other way it could have happened. *sarcasm*0
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Awwww, so sorry she is going through this!0
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IBL0
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I didn't hear that "she didn't know how she got pregnant." I heard "she didn't know she was pregnant." I wonder who the "human father is." Kinda sad for the baby.0
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Could be worst, once a pope got pregnant.0
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lol-if u haven't figured it out yet, our world is corrupt.....0
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Parthenogenesis.0
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Does this mean "God" is going to fire her?0
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