Nun gives birth???

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  • Fit2Strip
    Fit2Strip Posts: 280 Member
    She's having a baby because the church finally hired a priest who likes women.
  • ParamoreAddict
    ParamoreAddict Posts: 839 Member
    The bigger news should be that it's possible that a Priest had sex with a female for once. This has got to be a step in the right direction from where they've been heading in, oh, the last 2,000 years or so...
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    She rejected a pearl necklace and was rewarded with a baby.
    Turkey baster abuse!

    I rate the above answers 10/10
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    10/10, would baptize.
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Cmon, people. She OBVIOUSLY prayed. Obviously.
  • TruckersWifeTruckersLife
    TruckersWifeTruckersLife Posts: 408 Member
    IVF or a turkey baster if she didn't do it the old fashioned way
  • Buksh12
    Buksh12 Posts: 203 Member
    The only answer can be that it is the second coming of Jesus Christ.

    Its not the *coming* of jesus christ that caused this thats for sure!
  • sbarella
    sbarella Posts: 713 Member
    I didn't hear that "she didn't know how she got pregnant." I heard "she didn't know she was pregnant."
    Maybe she thought it was water weight.
  • Shedding4Wedding2014
    Shedding4Wedding2014 Posts: 92 Member
    She got laid...simples.
  • glovepuppet
    glovepuppet Posts: 1,710 Member
    Awwww, so sorry she is going through this!
    I feel bad for her, because all eyes are on her.
    but hopefully the baby will bring her joy.
  • LKL79
    LKL79 Posts: 79 Member
    The only answer can be that it is the second coming of Jesus Christ.

    Its not the *coming* of jesus christ that caused this thats for sure!

    hahahahaha

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