What are you here for?
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hookers and blow
(I can't believe it took this many pages)
That's because that's just implied once you sign up for MFP0 -
sorry wolverine was distracted for a while....
hookers and blow, to collect as many fine women as I can get on my FL to join said parties, and creep as much as possible while being stuck in this place \m/0 -
I'm here to be tricked into showing off my progress
to meet unattainable and highly sexualised men for naked KIK/snapchat texting
and to attention *kitten* myself out while attaining my dream goal of a shapely cooter.
true story.
I prefer you use the term chubby, not shapely, but I am attainable.
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OP - we ARE here for the same reason after all!0
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oh and here is my gif...
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I'm here for the gifs. And to socialize with other lifters/runners. And occasionally to get called a bully for trying to help someone.
But mostly for the gifs.0 -
Boob pics.0
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1. Track my food.
2. Track my exercise/calorie expenditure.
3. Seek fitness advice/feedback from more knowledgeable users.
4. Socialize with friends I've made along the way.
5. Have fun joking in the forums and feeds.
6. Show off my progress/attention *kitten* myself for motivation that I'm on the right track.
7. Creep other people who are doing the same, and craft elaborate fantasies involving them in my imagination.
I'm on Earth to love God and be fruitful, I'm on mfp for reasons 1-4. I unfortunately spend too much time on #5, I don't get much of #6, and #7 is why I don't have a profile pic.0 -
1. Track my food.
2. Track my exercise/calorie expenditure.
3. Seek fitness advice/feedback from more knowledgeable users.
4. Socialize with friends I've made along the way.
5. Have fun joking in the forums and feeds.
6. Show off my progress/attention *kitten* myself for motivation that I'm on the right track.
7. Creep other people who are doing the same, and craft elaborate fantasies involving them in my imagination.
I'm on Earth to love God and be fruitful, I'm on mfp for reasons 1-4. I unfortunately spend too much time on #5, I don't get much of #6, and #7 is why I don't have a profile pic.
I could help you be fruitful.
After all did not Jesus Christ say "In my Father's house there are many rooms. If it is not true, would I have said it?"
I'm just saying that the manse of the lord is spacious enough to house all peoples, including lecherous sinners such as myself.0 -
1. Track my food.
2. Track my exercise/calorie expenditure.
3. Seek fitness advice/feedback from more knowledgeable users.
4. Socialize with friends I've made along the way.
5. Have fun joking in the forums and feeds.
6. Show off my progress/attention *kitten* myself for motivation that I'm on the right track.
7. Creep other people who are doing the same, and craft elaborate fantasies involving them in my imagination.
I'm on Earth to love God and be fruitful, I'm on mfp for reasons 1-4. I unfortunately spend too much time on #5, I don't get much of #6, and #7 is why I don't have a profile pic.
I could help you be fruitful.
After all did not Jesus Christ say "In my Father's house there are many rooms. If it is not true, would I have said it?"
I'm just saying that the manse of the lord is spacious enough to house all peoples, including lecherous sinners such as myself.
Uh.....
1. Jesus died for the ungodly. All humanity, so no one can boast about their goodness, because we were all considered fallen an in need of saving.
2. Maybe I need to reconsider my profile pic. Apparently even no picture is too sexy.0 -
Uh.....
1. Jesus died for the ungodly. All humanity, so no one can boast about their goodness, because we were all considered fallen an in need of saving.
2. Maybe I need to reconsider my profile pic. Apparently even no picture is too sexy.
So what you're telling me with number one is that we're damned if we do and damned if we don't?
Regarding number two, the only thing sexier than a sexier picture is no picture at all. Damned if you do, etc.0 -
I like where this is headed. In for being fruitful!
But not really because I hate kids. But I like the stuff that would in theory make kids if I didnt have a plastic rod pumping hormones into me 24-7. ...I'm talking about sex, kids.0 -
Fruitful:
Galatians 5:22
But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, forbearance, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, 23 gentleness and self-control.0 -
Fruitful:
Galatians 5:22
But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, forbearance, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, 23 gentleness and self-control.
The Holy Bible is a bad source for definitions; it is not intended to be a lexicographic resource in any way.
It's very clear that you take your religious solemnity very seriously and I haven't anything productive to say on the matter. :flowerforyou:0 -
Side note, every time I see the poster above, I can only see the screen name as delicious_*kitten*.
Carry on.0 -
Side note, every time I see the poster above, I can only see the screen name as delicious_*kitten*.
Carry on.
You may be a pervert0 -
Side note, every time I see the poster above, I can only see the screen name as delicious_*kitten*.
Carry on.
You may be a pervert
Within the realm of possibility.0 -
Uh.....
1. Jesus died for the ungodly. All humanity, so no one can boast about their goodness, because we were all considered fallen an in need of saving.
2. Maybe I need to reconsider my profile pic. Apparently even no picture is too sexy.
So what you're telling me with number one is that we're damned if we do and damned if we don't?
Regarding number two, the only thing sexier than a sexier picture is no picture at all. Damned if you do, etc.
I'm not going to get into any religious debate with you. All I'm saying is Jesus saves those who believe and follow him. He changes us, because we don't have the power or the will to change ourselves. Any goodness we have is what we receive from God - it is a gift, and not anything we ourselves came up with. As for your second point, no comment.0 -
to log my food
and post in forms to kill time
also to spread the good news of the power & love of Satan0 -
I'm not going to get into any religious debate with you. All I'm saying is Jesus saves those who believe and follow him. He changes us, because we don't have the power or the will to change ourselves. Any goodness we have is what we receive from God - it is a gift, and not anything we ourselves came up with. As for your second point, no comment.
It's very clear that you take your religious solemnity very seriously and I haven't anything productive to say on the matter. :flowerforyou:0
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