What is the worst thing a woman can say to a man??

oberon0124
oberon0124 Posts: 10,524 Member
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My personal one was, Honey we need to talk!!!

That was never ever going to end good!!!

What's yours??
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  • bloominheck
    bloominheck Posts: 869 Member
    Your done?:huh:
  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
    That's it? :huh:
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  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    "i killed your family"


    just slightly worse than making fun of your sexual performance.
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
    You hit like a girl
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,030 Member
    I'm pregnant................................................................but it's not your baby.

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
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    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
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  • ton40orbust
    ton40orbust Posts: 155
    Thats it?
  • DeltaZero
    DeltaZero Posts: 1,197 Member
    It's yours.
  • spade117
    spade117 Posts: 2,466 Member
    Is it in?
  • Holly_penguin
    Holly_penguin Posts: 149 Member
    "So sorry...I know i know you from someplace, but I just can't place you"
    I said this to a guy i went on a couple of dates with and slept with. I really didn't remember him. I thought he might have been a friend of my roommate. OOPS!
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    I do.
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
    No. I won't make you a sammich.
  • eric_sg61
    eric_sg61 Posts: 2,925 Member
    My favorite TV show is Snapped
  • rav52
    rav52 Posts: 495
    was that it???
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
    I don't make sammiches
    FIFY


    dammit puffyheart.
    LOL
  • training2bme
    training2bme Posts: 21
    No. I won't make you a sammich.

    I tell my fiance, "sure I'll make yu a sandwich. You DO remember the kitchen is where we keep the knives, right?"
  • Always_Smiling_D
    Always_Smiling_D Posts: 118 Member
    My favorite TV show is Snapped

    I will keep that in mind for the future, LOL
    ________________________________________________________________

    once your done, can you find me batteries to finish the job myself...
  • JMel86
    JMel86 Posts: 124 Member
    "I used to be a man"
    :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:
  • Alamo0809
    Alamo0809 Posts: 47 Member
    Is it in yet?
  • Pinkee33
    Pinkee33 Posts: 769 Member
    I do.




    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Love it!!!


    "Why do you always want to talk? Stop being such a girl!" [Yes, I've used this; wasn't well received! Bahaha]
  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
    "I drank all the Oberon" (although tbh, Hopslam right now).
  • RunWinterGarden
    RunWinterGarden Posts: 428 Member
    My favorite was when my ex wife told me, "you're just too fat to have sex with"
  • BlueBombers
    BlueBombers Posts: 4,064 Member
    I can't see it or is it in?
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    Is it in?

    you underestimate the mind's ability to rationalize that this is not due to their own, ahem, short comings but their partner's size due to frequent use
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
    "Yes! Yes!, Oh God, Jim, Yes!"

    "Woman, my name's Bill!"
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    My favorite was when my ex wife told me, "you're just too fat to have sex with"

    wow. that would sting
  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
    Is it in?

    you underestimate the mind's ability to rationalize that this is not due to their own, ahem, short comings but their partner's size due to frequent use

    ... That's not how that works.
  • fitfan11
    fitfan11 Posts: 544 Member
    "I'm an Ohio State fan"
  • EddieHaskell97
    EddieHaskell97 Posts: 2,227 Member
    Honey, I wrecked the the '67 Stingray using it to deliver etsy supplies in a snowstorm! At least you still have me!
  • JMel86
    JMel86 Posts: 124 Member
    My favorite was when my ex wife told me, "you're just too fat to have sex with"

    Aw, that's cold. :cry:

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