What is the worst thing a woman can say to a man??

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  • Holly_Roman_Empire
    Holly_Roman_Empire Posts: 4,440 Member
    I faked it every time. Every. Time.

    Heads up......we really don't care

    Haha, you may not, but my husband would be crushed!
  • martinjjj1981
    martinjjj1981 Posts: 2
    i think the worse thing i heard was "i have no personal restrain" as my ex was bringing in a box of donuts......
  • tbullucks06
    tbullucks06 Posts: 128
    You have a small penis....
  • morehealthymatt
    morehealthymatt Posts: 208 Member
    We're going to be on the Maury show.
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    I'm your sister.
  • srcardinal10
    srcardinal10 Posts: 387 Member
    I'd vote "Is it in?"
  • fannyfrost
    fannyfrost Posts: 756 Member
    Surprise pregnancy, we found out right before the wedding, so not a big deal, but still a surprise:

    I come home from Dr, day before wedding - "I am either further along than I think I am or I am having twins" (I went for Ultrasound and before anything else he said "is it twins", it wasn't)

    I gave my husband a pamphlet about pregnancy, I am now in the 6th month:

    Husband "the pamphlet said you would only be a ***** for 3 months"
    Me "Sometimes it lasts all 9"
    Husband "F***"

    May not be the worst thing ever, but...
  • moya_rargh
    moya_rargh Posts: 1,473 Member
    "I do."
  • aliencheesecake
    aliencheesecake Posts: 569 Member
    "Is it in yet?" lol
  • ekz13
    ekz13 Posts: 725 Member
    "we're out of bacon"

    or

    "your father/brother/uncle/alltheabove was better"
  • Carlyannabelle
    Carlyannabelle Posts: 621 Member
    Awwwww, it's so cute!!!
  • _TastySnoBalls_
    _TastySnoBalls_ Posts: 1,298 Member
    "If I wanted to be a lesbian, I'd be dating a woman."
    "Do us all a favor and jump off a cliff."

    Used both of those on the same person, it didn't turn out well in either situation. :bigsmile:
  • sugarkissprincess
    sugarkissprincess Posts: 2,595 Member
    Apparently in some situations " I want a Divorce"
  • curlytoes79
    curlytoes79 Posts: 95 Member
    I gave my husband a pamphlet about pregnancy, I am now in the 6th month:

    Husband "the pamphlet said you would only be a ***** for 3 months"
    Me "Sometimes it lasts all 9"
    Husband "F***"

    May not be the worst thing ever, but...

    And sometimes it lasts 18-21 years. But by then, it has spread to both parents...
  • moya_rargh
    moya_rargh Posts: 1,473 Member
    "I only see you as a friend."
  • SexKittenlovesitrough
    SexKittenlovesitrough Posts: 486
    it's your fault I was unfaithful.
  • oberon0124
    oberon0124 Posts: 10,524 Member
    Did I tell you about this itch I have!!!
  • GEMMA_2014
    GEMMA_2014 Posts: 81
    I have always loved you Bob, and your name is Tim.
  • dbanks80
    dbanks80 Posts: 3,685 Member
    Is that it??????

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