Can I borrow your cookie-sabotaging husband?

AllonsYtotheTardis
AllonsYtotheTardis Posts: 16,947 Member
in Motivation and Support
My husband is sabotaging my need for cookies! I'm already in my pj's and it's too cold to go out in pj's right now. He needs to get off the phone and go buy me cookies!

Ladies - can I borrow your husband who brings home cookies all the time? I just want him to bring me cookies - I'll give him right back.
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  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
    My husband's currently deployed but here are some cookies.

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  • tequila09
    tequila09 Posts: 764 Member
    Drooling because of that gif!! Which reminds me I have chocolate chip cookie dough. I think ill bake a cookie now! Sorry OP :(
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
    Drooling because of that gif!! Which reminds me I have chocolate chip cookie dough. I think ill bake a cookie now! Sorry OP :(

    Oh NO! So mean. :laugh:

    :flowerforyou:
  • Rosplosion
    Rosplosion Posts: 739 Member
    My bf brings me these frosted-animal-crackers_zps32c489d5.jpg
  • AllonsYtotheTardis
    AllonsYtotheTardis Posts: 16,947 Member
    would he be willing to drive by Canada on his way to your place?
  • Rosplosion
    Rosplosion Posts: 739 Member
    would he be willing to drive by Canada on his way to your place?

    He really is that type of guy who would do it if you asked him.
  • PetulantOne
    PetulantOne Posts: 2,131 Member
    My bf brings me these frosted-animal-crackers_zps32c489d5.jpg

    :heart:

    My Husband is about 4 hours away working. So I'm in for cookie deliveries as well.
  • Achrya
    Achrya Posts: 16,913 Member
    Good luck getting my husband to actually share any cookies. Or ice cream. Or muffins.
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
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  • LishieFruit89
    LishieFruit89 Posts: 1,956 Member
    Can anyone bring me cookies cuz im single and out of cookies

    =[
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    I loan my husband out.

    ETA: I have an ex that brings me pastries too, he's for loan as well.
  • LishieFruit89
    LishieFruit89 Posts: 1,956 Member
    I loan my husband out.

    Dibs!!
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
    I loan my husband out.

    Dibs!!
    i heard he cries though...is it because he is crated?
  • LishieFruit89
    LishieFruit89 Posts: 1,956 Member
    I loan my husband out.

    ETA: I have an ex that brings me pastries too, he's for loan as well.


    Ill take either lol
  • LishieFruit89
    LishieFruit89 Posts: 1,956 Member
    I loan my husband out.

    Dibs!!
    i heard he cries though...is it because he is crated?

    Soon he'll be muzzled as well lol
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    I loan my husband out.

    Dibs!!
    i heard he cries though...is it because he is crated?

    Not crated, but the leash is pretty tight.
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
    I loan my husband out.

    ETA: I have an ex that brings me pastries too, he's for loan as well.

    I'll take the pastries. Pass on the ex.
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    I loan my husband out.

    Dibs!!
    i heard he cries though...is it because he is crated?

    Soon he'll be muzzled as well lol

    Muzzled, ball gag.

    SAME THING
  • 19TaraLynn84
    19TaraLynn84 Posts: 739 Member
    My hubby brings home doughnuts. Want some of those??
  • sloth3toes
    sloth3toes Posts: 2,212 Member
    Drooling because of that gif!! Which reminds me I have chocolate chip cookie dough. I think ill bake a cookie now! Sorry OP :(

    Don't you mean you'll eat half the dough raw, and bake the other half? I thought I read.... 'bake a cookie?'

    I loan my husband out.

    ETA: I have an ex that brings me pastries too, he's for loan as well.

    There must be a special term for a male who delivers cookies to women?
  • Mother_Superior
    Mother_Superior Posts: 1,624 Member
    My husband's currently deployed but here are some cookies.

    tumblr_m1awieRjXG1rs55b4o1_500_zps6c657b0a.gif

    That's right....comfort each other. Op, now you hug her. *waits*
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
    My husband's currently deployed but here are some cookies.

    tumblr_m1awieRjXG1rs55b4o1_500_zps6c657b0a.gif

    That's right....comfort each other. Op, now you hug her. *waits*

    :angry:
  • Achrya
    Achrya Posts: 16,913 Member
    I loan my husband out.

    Dibs!!
    i heard he cries though...is it because he is crated?

    Soon he'll be muzzled as well lol

    Muzzled, ball gag.

    SAME THING

    Hey. As long as he brings cookies however he gets down is fine by me.
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    Drooling because of that gif!! Which reminds me I have chocolate chip cookie dough. I think ill bake a cookie now! Sorry OP :(

    Don't you mean you'll eat half the dough raw, and bake the other half? I thought I read.... 'bake a cookie?'

    I loan my husband out.

    ETA: I have an ex that brings me pastries too, he's for loan as well.

    There must be a special term for a male who delivers cookies to women?

    Sugar daddy?
  • AllonsYtotheTardis
    AllonsYtotheTardis Posts: 16,947 Member
    My husband's currently deployed but here are some cookies.

    tumblr_m1awieRjXG1rs55b4o1_500_zps6c657b0a.gif

    That's right....comfort each other. Op, now you hug her. *waits*

    tumblr_lu3zobFVbI1qlpepyo1_500.gif

    no hugs. I just want cookies.
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    I loan my husband out.

    Dibs!!
    i heard he cries though...is it because he is crated?

    Soon he'll be muzzled as well lol

    Muzzled, ball gag.

    SAME THING

    Hey. As long as he brings cookies however he gets down is fine by me.

    My poor husband, he's so into the hockey game he doesn't realize why I am sitting here cackling. Sorry Leech!
  • LishieFruit89
    LishieFruit89 Posts: 1,956 Member
    My hubby brings home doughnuts. Want some of those??


    Depends...
    Where are they from
  • RaspberryKeytoneBoondoggle
    RaspberryKeytoneBoondoggle Posts: 1,349 Member
    I'm sorry, I don't have one of those. My husband is just a pizza and beer-sabotaging one, will that work?
  • Achrya
    Achrya Posts: 16,913 Member
    I loan my husband out.

    Dibs!!
    i heard he cries though...is it because he is crated?

    Soon he'll be muzzled as well lol

    Muzzled, ball gag.

    SAME THING

    Hey. As long as he brings cookies however he gets down is fine by me.

    My poor husband, he's so into the hockey game he doesn't realize why I am sitting here cackling. Sorry Leech!

    This is the story of my husbands life, except it's usually some manner of video game keeping his attention. And then he occasionally looks over, narrows his eyes, and asks if I'm talking about him.

    I usually am.
  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,899 Member
    *steals cookies and runs*

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