Can I borrow your cookie-sabotaging husband?

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  • Mother_Superior
    Mother_Superior Posts: 1,624 Member
    My husband's currently deployed but here are some cookies.

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    That's right....comfort each other. Op, now you hug her. *waits*

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    no hugs. I just want cookies.

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    that would have been so awesome...:frown:
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
    My husband's currently deployed but here are some cookies.

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    That's right....comfort each other. Op, now you hug her. *waits*

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    no hugs. I just want cookies.

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    that would have been so awesome...:frown:


    Awww you poor thing. *patpat*
  • 19TaraLynn84
    19TaraLynn84 Posts: 739 Member
    My hubby brings home doughnuts. Want some of those??


    Depends...
    Where are they from

    Krispy kreme!
  • Mother_Superior
    Mother_Superior Posts: 1,624 Member
    My husband's currently deployed but here are some cookies.

    tumblr_m1awieRjXG1rs55b4o1_500_zps6c657b0a.gif

    That's right....comfort each other. Op, now you hug her. *waits*

    tumblr_lu3zobFVbI1qlpepyo1_500.gif

    no hugs. I just want cookies.

    of-course.gif.pagespeed.ce.9Z1I8gkH0T.gif

    that would have been so awesome...:frown:


    Awww you poor thing. *patpat*

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  • Gr8ChangesAhead
    Gr8ChangesAhead Posts: 836 Member
    My hubby does not bring me cookies - the sabotaging man actually bakes them UGH
  • weese17
    weese17 Posts: 236 Member

    Ladies - can I borrow your husband who brings home cookies all the time? I just want him to bring me cookies - I'll give him right back.

    No, but there are Oreos in the kitchen if you want some. :wink:
  • Mr_Bad_Example
    Mr_Bad_Example Posts: 2,403 Member
    I loan my husband out.

    Dibs!!
    i heard he cries though...is it because he is crated?

    Soon he'll be muzzled as well lol

    Muzzled, ball gag.

    SAME THING

    Hey. As long as he brings cookies however he gets down is fine by me.

    My poor husband, he's so into the hockey game he doesn't realize why I am sitting here cackling. Sorry Leech!

    This is the story of my husbands life, except it's usually some manner of video game keeping his attention. And then he occasionally looks over, narrows his eyes, and asks if I'm talking about him.

    I usually am.

    I've gotten used to her laughing at me.

    Who wants cookies?

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  • LishieFruit89
    LishieFruit89 Posts: 1,956 Member
    My hubby brings home doughnuts. Want some of those??


    Depends...
    Where are they from

    Krispy kreme!

    Had you said Tim Hortons, wed have a deal.
    Or voo doo donuts... yumm
    Or Neils here in CT... yummm
  • sargessexyone
    sargessexyone Posts: 494 Member
    Could not stop reading. My 5 yr old is upset cuz he thinks I was laughing at him.
  • kgeyser
    kgeyser Posts: 22,505 Member
    Mine's actually here for once (Army), and still no cookies. Blah blah blah, something about it being cold outside. My tax dollars at work my *kitten*.
  • sargessexyone
    sargessexyone Posts: 494 Member
    My hubby brings home doughnuts. Want some of those??


    Depends...
    Where are they from

    Krispy kreme!

    Had you said Tim Hortons, wed have a deal.
    Or voo doo donuts... yumm
    Or Neils here in CT... yummm

    What is Tim Hortons? This is the second time I've seen that name on here.
  • VpinkLotus
    VpinkLotus Posts: 849 Member
    The other day mine made cookies so that when the kids came in from playing in the snow they would be surprised. Which was awesome. But the next day there was...a cookie incident. That incident being that I ate all the cookies.
  • ShadeyC
    ShadeyC Posts: 315 Member
    I loan my husband out.

    Dibs!!
    i heard he cries though...is it because he is crated?

    Soon he'll be muzzled as well lol

    Muzzled, ball gag.

    SAME THING

    Hey. As long as he brings cookies however he gets down is fine by me.

    My poor husband, he's so into the hockey game he doesn't realize why I am sitting here cackling. Sorry Leech!

    This is the story of my husbands life, except it's usually some manner of video game keeping his attention. And then he occasionally looks over, narrows his eyes, and asks if I'm talking about him.

    I usually am.

    I've gotten used to her laughing at me.

    Who wants cookies?

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    OMG BATMAN AAAAAANNNNNDDDD COOKIES?!?!?!?
    I DIE!
  • ShadeyC
    ShadeyC Posts: 315 Member
    My husband brought me cookies AND shared them with me the other day.
    This is amazing. He does not share cookies. Ever. It was an amazing feat. Of course he took massive bites out of them first.
    Surname is also Cooke.
    I think I'm on to something here...

    He is good at late night missions for food coma food too. So perhaps he could be persuaded to go on a cookie mission.
  • ZombieBubbles
    ZombieBubbles Posts: 110 Member
    This has been my favorite thread of the night. My bf doesn't bring cookies but he does bring Starbucks and midnight milkyways. Would that work for everyone? :drinker:
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    I loan my husband out.

    Dibs!!
    i heard he cries though...is it because he is crated?

    Soon he'll be muzzled as well lol

    Muzzled, ball gag.

    SAME THING

    Hey. As long as he brings cookies however he gets down is fine by me.

    My poor husband, he's so into the hockey game he doesn't realize why I am sitting here cackling. Sorry Leech!

    This is the story of my husbands life, except it's usually some manner of video game keeping his attention. And then he occasionally looks over, narrows his eyes, and asks if I'm talking about him.

    I usually am.

    I've gotten used to her laughing at me.

    Who wants cookies?

    Batmanlovescookies.gif

    Sabatoge.
  • 19TaraLynn84
    19TaraLynn84 Posts: 739 Member
    Caramel Milkyways for me!
  • QuietBloom
    QuietBloom Posts: 5,413 Member
    My hubby does not bring me cookies - the sabotaging man actually bakes them UGH

    Um, yeah. Mine too. :angry:
  • LishieFruit89
    LishieFruit89 Posts: 1,956 Member
    My hubby brings home doughnuts. Want some of those??


    Depends...
    Where are they from

    Krispy kreme!

    Had you said Tim Hortons, wed have a deal.
    Or voo doo donuts... yumm
    Or Neils here in CT... yummm

    What is Tim Hortons? This is the second time I've seen that name on here.

    Similar to a Dunkin Donuts.
    Except the donuts taste good and so does the coffee.
    Its a chain from Canada
  • sloth3toes
    sloth3toes Posts: 2,212 Member
    My hubby brings home doughnuts. Want some of those??


    Depends...
    Where are they from

    Krispy kreme!

    Had you said Tim Hortons, wed have a deal.
    Or voo doo donuts... yumm
    Or Neils here in CT... yummm

    What is Tim Hortons? This is the second time I've seen that name on here.

    Similar to a Dunkin Donuts.
    Except the donuts taste good and so does the coffee.
    Its a chain from Canada

    Also should be noted that Tim Horton was a hockey player.

    Miles Gilbert "Tim" Horton (January 12, 1930 – February 21, 1974) was a Canadian professional ice hockey defenceman, playing 24 seasons in the National Hockey League for the Toronto Maple Leafs, New York Rangers, Pittsburgh Penguins, and Buffalo Sabres. He was also a businessman, and co-founder of Tim Hortons.
  • knra_grl
    knra_grl Posts: 1,566 Member
    My hubby brings home doughnuts. Want some of those??


    Depends...
    Where are they from

    Krispy kreme!

    Had you said Tim Hortons, wed have a deal.
    Or voo doo donuts... yumm
    Or Neils here in CT... yummm

    What is Tim Hortons? This is the second time I've seen that name on here.

    A coffee chain in Canada - good coffee and awesome donuts and cookies but I like savory so their breakfast sandwiches are my choice!
  • AllonsYtotheTardis
    AllonsYtotheTardis Posts: 16,947 Member

    Ladies - can I borrow your husband who brings home cookies all the time? I just want him to bring me cookies - I'll give him right back.

    No, but there are Oreos in the kitchen if you want some. :wink:

    Excellent.

    *steals oreos*
  • ashenriver
    ashenriver Posts: 498 Member

    Had you said Tim Hortons, wed have a deal.
    Or voo doo donuts... yumm
    Or Neils here in CT... yummm

    What is Tim Hortons? This is the second time I've seen that name on here.

    A coffee chain in Canada - good coffee and awesome donuts and cookies but I like savory so their breakfast sandwiches are my choice!

    I have to be the one Canadian who HATES Tim Horton's. I refuse to drink the coffee and donuts are a last resort from there. I try to go anywhere but there. I pick gas station coffee over Tim Horton's. I am lucky now to be in the west with many other coffee shops to choose from. My town has like 5 independent coffee shops. Not one had donuts though :grumble:

    I still crave the sprinkle vanilla dip donuts though occasionally.