the "Definitive" Eyecandles thread

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  • Lauren8239
    Lauren8239 Posts: 1,039 Member
    Ok...this gif just made me laugh hysterically. Thank you. :flowerforyou:
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  • karllundy
    karllundy Posts: 1,490 Member
    i just realized my sad hidden motive is that I really want some nutella right now.

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    Bwahahaha!

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    Generally people who have the underdog mentality, conservative, fear based reasoning based on God-fearing humility and a fear of death.

    I don't want to die yet. So I mask the truth. I will live after death. I don't want to feel/be ugly, so I will mask the truth. Looks don't matter.

    This is born of fear.

    Someone like me never has these thoughts. I am confident. I will age gracefully, with class and dignity. Bravely facing reality.

    The ppl ITT are the former. The ppl in the eye candy threads participating, are the latter.

    There are sides. There are also level to this ****.

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  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member


    Theres nothing trivial about insecurity and sadness.

    It's funny this is where you see insecurity and sadness.
  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
    Ok we get it.

    You're trying to trivialize sexuality.

    Wasn't one childish thread enough?

    http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=143768413
  • CookNLift
    CookNLift Posts: 3,660 Member
    i just realized my sad hidden motive is that I really want some nutella right now.

    Mr anti-vanity himself shows up.

    In this guys' mind if anybody looks in the mirror they are no longer a sane adult or part of society.

    And why does he think this? Because he has nothing to relate to, he never had a reason to look in the mirror.

    So he condemns what he doesn't understand/experience.

    Again, its about sides. The ones with fear based logic vs the ones with confidence based logic.

    It's so unbelievably true. I have never been so enlightened as I have been now. Being poor and ugly has always been a factor on purchasing a mirror I could potentially break through my appearance. I have devoted my entire life to labeling people who are much prettier than I am. I fear the unknown.

    I also fear microwaves because I am ill informed as to how they can cook me an entire meatloaf dinner to cry into while I bury my ugliness and outward faced hatred into posting on the internet.
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    Generally people who have the underdog mentality, conservative, fear based reasoning based on God-fearing humility and a fear of death.

    I don't want to die yet. So I mask the truth. I will live after death. I don't want to feel/be ugly, so I will mask the truth. Looks don't matter.

    This is borne of fear.

    Someone like me never has these thoughts. I am confident. I will age gracefully, with class and dignity. Bravely facing reality.

    The ppl ITT are the former. The ppl in the eye candy threads participating, are the latter.

    There are sides. There are also level to this ****.
    STAHP! We're not going to send you junk pics.
  • mccindy72
    mccindy72 Posts: 7,001 Member
    Theres nothing funny about it.

    The only way it would be funny is if you're in pain and reality hurts. And you need to laugh at things like that.

    Its a forced joke. Nothing to make a thread about. Unless you feel like attractive ppl are getting attention and you're threatened.

    Theres nothing trivial about insecurity and sadness.
    You are reading WAY to much into this, brah. Why don't you go find a nice, juicy chicken breast?

    Maybe you just don't see the human condition as I see it.

    The human condition? Good lord, I just shot Diet Dr. Pepper out of my nose. Now I'm going to get nose cancer. No, really, I'm not actually raising FIVE children in this messed up world. Please tell me about this "human condition" I don't see.

    Why don't you go work in a soup kitchen or a crisis center instead of lurking in online forums trying to make strangers care about what you think?

    I like chicken breast, hate Dr. Pepper, have cancer, and wonder how having 5 children makes you more of an expert on the human condition than anyone else living in this messed up world? And I'd rather vote on hot bodies than look at icky eye candles, eyes are icky.
  • Fullsterkur_woman
    Fullsterkur_woman Posts: 2,712 Member
    Theres nothing funny about it.

    The only way it would be funny is if you're in pain and reality hurts. And you need to laugh at things like that.

    Its a forced joke. Nothing to make a thread about. Unless you feel like attractive ppl are getting attention and you're threatened.

    Theres nothing trivial about insecurity and sadness.
    You are reading WAY to much into this, brah. Why don't you go find a nice, juicy chicken breast?

    Maybe you just don't see the human condition as I see it.

    The human condition? Good lord, I just shot Diet Dr. Pepper out of my nose. Now I'm going to get nose cancer. No, really, I'm not actually raising FIVE children in this messed up world. Please tell me about this "human condition" I don't see.

    Why don't you go work in a soup kitchen or a crisis center instead of lurking in online forums trying to make strangers care about what you think?

    I like chicken breast, hate Dr. Pepper, have cancer, and wonder how having 5 children makes you more of an expert on the human condition than anyone else living in this messed up world? And I'd rather vote on hot bodies than look at icky eye candles, eyes are icky.
    Ohhh...Kay?
  • lacurandera1
    lacurandera1 Posts: 8,083 Member
    Generally people who have the underdog mentality, conservative, fear based reasoning based on God-fearing humility and a fear of death.

    I don't want to die yet. So I mask the truth. I will live after death. I don't want to feel/be ugly, so I will mask the truth. Looks don't matter.

    This is borne of fear.

    Someone like me never has these thoughts. I am confident. I will age gracefully, with class and dignity. Bravely facing reality.

    The ppl ITT are the former. The ppl in the eye candy threads participating, are the latter.

    There are sides. There are also level to this ****.

    If you're searching for someone to wax philosophic with on MFP, you shall be sorely disappointed.

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  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
    This is the second thread you started of the same type. Yet this second time with the thirstier "The DEFINITIVE eye-candles thread"

    Like look at me... look at me, not them. Come here so we can laugh off the tension and sadness that we can't even handle enough to admit exists.

    I feel your pain y'all, just trying to show you guys its sad and everyone can tell your hidden motives. At least I can. I see it my whole life from where I stand. And I feel sad for you guys.
    Gods be good, if this isn't the crow calling the raven black...
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    Theres nothing funny about it.

    The only way it would be funny is if you're in pain and reality hurts. And you need to laugh at things like that.

    Its a forced joke. Nothing to make a thread about. Unless you feel like attractive ppl are getting attention and you're threatened.

    Theres nothing trivial about insecurity and sadness.
    You are reading WAY to much into this, brah. Why don't you go find a nice, juicy chicken breast?

    Maybe you just don't see the human condition as I see it.

    The human condition? Good lord, I just shot Diet Dr. Pepper out of my nose. Now I'm going to get nose cancer. No, really, I'm not actually raising FIVE children in this messed up world. Please tell me about this "human condition" I don't see.

    Why don't you go work in a soup kitchen or a crisis center instead of lurking in online forums trying to make strangers care about what you think?

    I like chicken breast, hate Dr. Pepper, have cancer, and wonder how having 5 children makes you more of an expert on the human condition than anyone else living in this messed up world? And I'd rather vote on hot bodies than look at icky eye candles, eyes are icky.
    Woah there! I said Diet Dr. Pepper.
  • nutellabrah
    nutellabrah Posts: 543
    The harder you guys "laugh" --after I have pointed out why you laugh... the stubborn sadness of it makes me cringe.

    (in b4 someone "laughs" at this post but is secretly crying inside because I hit a nerve)
  • mccindy72
    mccindy72 Posts: 7,001 Member
    Theres nothing funny about it.

    The only way it would be funny is if you're in pain and reality hurts. And you need to laugh at things like that.

    Its a forced joke. Nothing to make a thread about. Unless you feel like attractive ppl are getting attention and you're threatened.

    Theres nothing trivial about insecurity and sadness.
    You are reading WAY to much into this, brah. Why don't you go find a nice, juicy chicken breast?

    Maybe you just don't see the human condition as I see it.

    The human condition? Good lord, I just shot Diet Dr. Pepper out of my nose. Now I'm going to get nose cancer. No, really, I'm not actually raising FIVE children in this messed up world. Please tell me about this "human condition" I don't see.

    Why don't you go work in a soup kitchen or a crisis center instead of lurking in online forums trying to make strangers care about what you think?

    I like chicken breast, hate Dr. Pepper, have cancer, and wonder how having 5 children makes you more of an expert on the human condition than anyone else living in this messed up world? And I'd rather vote on hot bodies than look at icky eye candles, eyes are icky.
    Ohhh...Kay?

    waxing philosophic and trivializing all at once.... thought I was fitting into the thread?
  • mccindy72
    mccindy72 Posts: 7,001 Member
    Theres nothing funny about it.

    The only way it would be funny is if you're in pain and reality hurts. And you need to laugh at things like that.

    Its a forced joke. Nothing to make a thread about. Unless you feel like attractive ppl are getting attention and you're threatened.

    Theres nothing trivial about insecurity and sadness.
    You are reading WAY to much into this, brah. Why don't you go find a nice, juicy chicken breast?

    Maybe you just don't see the human condition as I see it.

    The human condition? Good lord, I just shot Diet Dr. Pepper out of my nose. Now I'm going to get nose cancer. No, really, I'm not actually raising FIVE children in this messed up world. Please tell me about this "human condition" I don't see.

    Why don't you go work in a soup kitchen or a crisis center instead of lurking in online forums trying to make strangers care about what you think?

    I like chicken breast, hate Dr. Pepper, have cancer, and wonder how having 5 children makes you more of an expert on the human condition than anyone else living in this messed up world? And I'd rather vote on hot bodies than look at icky eye candles, eyes are icky.
    Woah there! I said Diet Dr. Pepper.

    OH, I missed that. sorry.
  • Tryxxie2013
    Tryxxie2013 Posts: 1,489 Member
    Should I take out the popcorn again!? LOL
  • RockWarrior84
    RockWarrior84 Posts: 840 Member
    Should I take out the popcorn again!? LOL

    only if you share again
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
    The harder you guys "laugh" --after I have pointed out why you laugh... the stubborn sadness of it makes me cringe.

    (in b4 someone "laughs" at this post but is secretly crying inside because I hit a nerve)

    We don't even understand what you are saying. There's no laughing. Please stop sticking big words together that don't go together. It's not even a semi rational thought, it's a word hostage situation.
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    The harder you guys "laugh" --after I have pointed out why you laugh... the stubborn sadness of it makes me cringe.

    (in b4 someone "laughs" at this post but is secretly crying inside because I hit a nerve)

    Oh my god, somebody get man a poptart and help him sit down. I am crying too hard (from laughter) to do it myself.
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    The harder you guys "laugh" --after I have pointed out why you laugh... the stubborn sadness of it makes me cringe.

    (in b4 someone "laughs" at this post but is secretly crying inside because I hit a nerve)

    I keep hoping you'll hit my funny bone, but you keep missing. Poking me in the elbow just pisses me off, Hazelnut. :angry:
  • mccindy72
    mccindy72 Posts: 7,001 Member
    Should I take out the popcorn again!? LOL

    only if you share again

    I haz some popcorns?
  • nutellabrah
    nutellabrah Posts: 543
    The harder you guys "laugh" --after I have pointed out why you laugh... the stubborn sadness of it makes me cringe.

    (in b4 someone "laughs" at this post but is secretly crying inside because I hit a nerve)

    We don't even understand what you are saying. There's no laughing. Please stop sticking big words together that don't go together. It's not even a semi rational thought, it's a word hostage situation.

    Just cuz you don't understand doesn't make the reality of your human condition untrue.

    Just because you are not self aware of your insecurities doesn't mean you are not littered with them. To the core.
  • CookNLift
    CookNLift Posts: 3,660 Member
    The harder you guys "laugh" --after I have pointed out why you laugh... the stubborn sadness of it makes me cringe.

    (in b4 someone "laughs" at this post but is secretly crying inside because I hit a nerve)

    Can you tell me why I wet the bed until I was 14? Or why the light turns off (or DOES IT) when I close the refrigerator?

    If you can't then give me the pick 6 lotto numbers so I can win some money
  • Tryxxie2013
    Tryxxie2013 Posts: 1,489 Member
    Should I take out the popcorn again!? LOL

    only if you share again

    LOL Popcorn for everyone!

    Ahhhh crap! I have to go...you guys share..AND BE NICE!
  • karllundy
    karllundy Posts: 1,490 Member
    I know I should stop reading this thread and get back to work, but I can't seem to look away...I am fascinated:ohwell:
  • PixieGoddess
    PixieGoddess Posts: 1,833 Member
    The harder you guys "laugh" --after I have pointed out why you laugh... the stubborn sadness of it makes me cringe.

    (in b4 someone "laughs" at this post but is secretly crying inside because I hit a nerve)

    I'm not crying on the inside: I'm crying on the outside....from laughing so hard at your posts.

    And did anyone else notice/love that he's been banned on bodybuilding.com? :laugh:
    [Edit to correct the website name]
  • mmm_drop
    mmm_drop Posts: 1,126 Member
    http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=143768413

    I've never been more creeped out by a person's words in my life. What a sad, ugly, lonely human being to say such sad and ugly things. I'd feel bad for him except that he isn't even aware of just how ugly he is because of his words.
  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
    Ok we get it.

    You're trying to trivialize sexuality.

    Wasn't one childish thread enough?

    dude, you take your sex threads WAY too seriously.
  • nutellabrah
    nutellabrah Posts: 543
    The harder you guys "laugh" --after I have pointed out why you laugh... the stubborn sadness of it makes me cringe.

    (in b4 someone "laughs" at this post but is secretly crying inside because I hit a nerve)

    Can you tell me why I wet the bed until I was 14? Or why the light turns off (or DOES IT) when I close the refrigerator?

    If you can't then give me the pick 6 lotto numbers so I can win some money

    I guess that was supposed to be clever and witty somehow?????
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
    I know I should stop reading this thread and get back to work, but I can't seem to look away...I am fascinated:ohwell:

    Ditto.

    I will never be able to hear or read the words "dark enchanted forest" without feeling pity ever again.

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