the "Definitive" Eyecandles thread

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  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
    Brb guise. I have reservations at Dorsia.

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  • RivenV
    RivenV Posts: 1,667 Member
    Brb guise. I have reservations at Dorsia.

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  • Slacker16
    Slacker16 Posts: 1,184 Member
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  • lacurandera1
    lacurandera1 Posts: 8,083 Member
    Brb guise. I have reservations at Dorsia.

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  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
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    i grew up there. i remember the enchanted forest before it was turned into a shopping center.
  • AlongCame_Molly
    AlongCame_Molly Posts: 2,835 Member
    Glad I stuck around long enough to see this train wreck of a thread devolve into Christian Bale gifs. :laugh:

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  • AlongCame_Molly
    AlongCame_Molly Posts: 2,835 Member
    Aaaand one more that I thought was particularly apropos for OP:

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  • CookNLift
    CookNLift Posts: 3,660 Member
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    i grew up there. i remember the enchanted forest before it was turned into a shopping center.

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  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    Aaaand one more that I thought was particularly apropos for OP:

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    are you saying OP is insane?! :angry:
  • _Rogue
    _Rogue Posts: 37 Member
    WTF is happening here?!

    Dude lacks all class and dignity, made very clear by his posts and banned status on BB.com.. Dude...sorry...you ain't that pretty. Get over yourself.

    Also...SHUTUPALREADY!
  • vinniesooner
    vinniesooner Posts: 119 Member
    Clap, Clap, Clap....brilliant!
    The harder you guys "laugh" --after I have pointed out why you laugh... the stubborn sadness of it makes me cringe.

    (in b4 someone "laughs" at this post but is secretly crying inside because I hit a nerve)

    The mere thought of you cringing makes my soul weep.

    O! The tragedy of it all! How my bowels leak to think of the pain - THE PAIN! this all causes you.

    CAN'T EVERYONE STOP PARTICIPATING IN THIS PUN-RELATED THREAD TO CONSIDER THE VERY HUMANNESS OF IT ALL!?

    Stop trying to hold us back with your puritanical world views! Be thee some feminine hygiene product?

    Fie on't! Ah, foe! MFP tis an unweeded garden that grows to seed; thinks rank and gross in nature possess it merely!

    How my sinuses drain down the back of my gullet as the shock and dismay fill me. CLEFT FROM BALLS TO BEAK I bleed the very unfairness of your eyeball candles!

    WHY! Why must you all torture us so?

    Know you naught of philosophy? Sartre said that "hell is people" and you people are proving him RIGHT with every black smudge of thought you smash from your vile, sticky keyboards onto this clean white page!


    Et cetera.

    I think I love you
  • _Rogue
    _Rogue Posts: 37 Member
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    I just screamed at my desk.. :laugh:
  • michellemybelll
    michellemybelll Posts: 2,228 Member
    This is the second thread you started of the same type. Yet this second time with the thirstier "The DEFINITIVE eye-candles thread"

    Like look at me... look at me, not them. Come here so we can laugh off the tension and sadness that we can't even handle enough to admit exists.

    I feel your pain y'all, just trying to show you guys its sad and everyone can tell your hidden motives. At least I can. I see it my whole life from where I stand. And I feel sad for you guys.
    maybe you should stay off the "chit-chat, fun, and games" message board? is that too much logics for you brah-man?
  • bloominheck
    bloominheck Posts: 869 Member
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    YEA! Kitties......:heart:


    ***Kitty***
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
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    YEA! Kitties......:heart:

    actually... it's kitteh. singular. there is only one. :tongue:
  • trevnem
    trevnem Posts: 93 Member
    LMAO, this thread has been thoroughly entertaining this evening
  • ShadeyC
    ShadeyC Posts: 315 Member
    Whoooooooa. I'm at work, read first page and last...can't wait to get a chance to read the middle....
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    Omg, I just posted in this thread, I wonder what that means about me psychologically. I must have all kinds of fears about dying and being ugly when I'm dead. I just want to take all the fun away from the hot people. There! I'm so deep that I just psychoanalyzed myself, and didn't need yoda to do it.

    Edit to add: It probably also means I don't look in mirrors or something.
  • smelius22
    smelius22 Posts: 334 Member
    anyone else feel like they're witnessing a cult leader's preachings every time nutella replies? gives me the creeps.
  • fishnbrah
    fishnbrah Posts: 550
    im going to party with nuttelabrah just to see what he is like in in real life.
  • QueenBishOTUniverse
    QueenBishOTUniverse Posts: 14,121 Member
    Giant round of applause for Nutella, quite possibly best troll thread yet.

    For further entertainment I give you:

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    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1174196-i-think-i-m-in-love

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1174079-texting-in-movie-theater

    You sir, are a master of your trade.

    Still don't like nutella though.
  • emtbabe326
    emtbabe326 Posts: 152
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    Actually this is Chit Chat Fun and Games, which, by definition, is trivial.


    Carry on Burro.
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    boom-love you derp.
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
    im going to party with nuttelabrah just to see what he is like in in real life.

    Brah's gotta stick together
  • VBnotbitter
    VBnotbitter Posts: 820 Member
    Why do theses threads only happen when I'm asleep. I miss all the fun
  • OatFloats
    OatFloats Posts: 119
    Cool story, bro
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
    This is the second thread you started of the same type. Yet this second time with the thirstier "The DEFINITIVE eye-candles thread"

    Like look at me... look at me, not them. Come here so we can laugh off the tension and sadness that we can't even handle enough to admit exists.

    I feel your pain y'all, just trying to show you guys its sad and everyone can tell your hidden motives. At least I can. I see it my whole life from where I stand. And I feel sad for you guys.

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  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member

    Another psychology fun-fact: Human beings are biologically attracted to truth.

    You are fascinated because I am speaking on things that penetrate into your very identity as a human being, seeing the patterns and reflecting back upon yourself the reality of our sociological relationships with one another and how it affects our inner ID.

    Im am speaking deeper than most are comfortable to talk about, dangerous thoughts to some people, but the different ways people react expose the different fears people have and the level of emotional maturity they are capable of.

    In the most simplest terms, the people who keep reacting with crazy/hysterical posts are essentially just emotionally immature. --Unable to process such depth and such challenging self reflections so they deal with it the only way they know how.

    But on an even deeper level...if a tree falls in an enchanted forest, can you hear it's ID scream?
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member

    Another psychology fun-fact: Human beings are biologically attracted to truth.

    You are fascinated because I am speaking on things that penetrate into your very identity as a human being, seeing the patterns and reflecting back upon yourself the reality of our sociological relationships with one another and how it affects our inner ID.

    Im am speaking deeper than most are comfortable to talk about, dangerous thoughts to some people, but the different ways people react expose the different fears people have and the level of emotional maturity they are capable of.

    In the most simplest terms, the people who keep reacting with crazy/hysterical posts are essentially just emotionally immature. --Unable to process such depth and such challenging self reflections so they deal with it the only way they know how.

    But on an even deeper level...if a tree falls in an enchanted forest, can you hear it's ID scream?

    that depends... was it a Jung tree?
  • PatheticNoetic
    PatheticNoetic Posts: 905 Member
    Another psychology fun-fact: Human beings are biologically attracted to truth.

    OH MAN I wish this was true. Then the world would be filled with atheists. Is there some irony in a statement about truth being so incredibly false?
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    could you please point me to where the depth is?

    It resides within your fears my dear...
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