You ever get a pervy PM?
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Age range for me to be amused by pervs......I get one every once in a while. My latest one was a dude older than my dad telling me he loves my "sweet hooters".... mohkay? This was a dude I had deleted off my friends list a few weeks prior because he messaged me telling me he wanted to phone bone. I'm one of the biggest pervs, but I keep my perving age-appropriate.
Ugh, not the age thing again
+/- 25 years
I find the extreme ends of the spectrum to be quite amusing.
Well im 26 and this guy is 60....so thats a little too much for me. Plus anyone referring to my boobs as sweet hooters is def too old for me lol. Can't you say something better like sweater meat, or fun bags? At least something that makes you seem a little younger.
I like the term 'sweet hooters' much better than 'sweater meat' or 'fun bags' which just make them sound like that girl Balogna Tits in Pitch Perfect. Nasty. Be glad anyone likes what you've got going on... it won't last forever. Some day you'll be old, saggy and gray and wish for the day when you were firm and 26 and old guys thought you were hot.0 -
Age range for me to be amused by pervs......I get one every once in a while. My latest one was a dude older than my dad telling me he loves my "sweet hooters".... mohkay? This was a dude I had deleted off my friends list a few weeks prior because he messaged me telling me he wanted to phone bone. I'm one of the biggest pervs, but I keep my perving age-appropriate.
Ugh, not the age thing again
+/- 25 years
I find the extreme ends of the spectrum to be quite amusing.
Well im 26 and this guy is 60....so thats a little too much for me. Plus anyone referring to my boobs as sweet hooters is def too old for me lol. Can't you say something better like sweater meat, or fun bags? At least something that makes you seem a little younger.
I like the term 'sweet hooters' much better than 'sweater meat' or 'fun bags' which just make them sound like that girl Balogna Tits in Pitch Perfect. Nasty. Be glad anyone likes what you've got going on... it won't last forever. Some day you'll be old, saggy and gray and wish for the day when you were firm and 26 and old guys thought you were hot.
Define "old" my young friend...flowerforyou0 -
Never had a pervy pm, and thankful for it.0
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Define "old" my young friend...:flowerforyou:
Age range for me to be amused by pervs......I get one every once in a while. My latest one was a dude older than my dad telling me he loves my "sweet hooters".... mohkay? This was a dude I had deleted off my friends list a few weeks prior because he messaged me telling me he wanted to phone bone. I'm one of the biggest pervs, but I keep my perving age-appropriate.
Ugh, not the age thing again
+/- 25 years
I find the extreme ends of the spectrum to be quite amusing.
Well im 26 and this guy is 60....so thats a little too much for me. Plus anyone referring to my boobs as sweet hooters is def too old for me lol. Can't you say something better like sweater meat, or fun bags? At least something that makes you seem a little younger.
I like the term 'sweet hooters' much better than 'sweater meat' or 'fun bags' which just make them sound like that girl Balogna Tits in Pitch Perfect. Nasty. Be glad anyone likes what you've got going on... it won't last forever. Some day you'll be old, saggy and gray and wish for the day when you were firm and 26 and old guys thought you were hot.
ah, like 80 or so :bigsmile:0 -
SO is 41 the new 26?!?
Age range for me to be amused by pervs......I get one every once in a while. My latest one was a dude older than my dad telling me he loves my "sweet hooters".... mohkay? This was a dude I had deleted off my friends list a few weeks prior because he messaged me telling me he wanted to phone bone. I'm one of the biggest pervs, but I keep my perving age-appropriate.
Ugh, not the age thing again
+/- 25 years
I find the extreme ends of the spectrum to be quite amusing.
Well im 26 and this guy is 60....so thats a little too much for me. Plus anyone referring to my boobs as sweet hooters is def too old for me lol. Can't you say something better like sweater meat, or fun bags? At least something that makes you seem a little younger.
I like the term 'sweet hooters' much better than 'sweater meat' or 'fun bags' which just make them sound like that girl Balogna Tits in Pitch Perfect. Nasty. Be glad anyone likes what you've got going on... it won't last forever. Some day you'll be old, saggy and gray and wish for the day when you were firm and 26 and old guys thought you were hot.0 -
SO is 41 the new 26?!?
I like the term 'sweet hooters' much better than 'sweater meat' or 'fun bags' which just make them sound like that girl Balogna Tits in Pitch Perfect. Nasty. Be glad anyone likes what you've got going on... it won't last forever. Some day you'll be old, saggy and gray and wish for the day when you were firm and 26 and old guys thought you were hot.
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Define "old" my young friend...:flowerforyou:
Age range for me to be amused by pervs......I get one every once in a while. My latest one was a dude older than my dad telling me he loves my "sweet hooters".... mohkay? This was a dude I had deleted off my friends list a few weeks prior because he messaged me telling me he wanted to phone bone. I'm one of the biggest pervs, but I keep my perving age-appropriate.
Ugh, not the age thing again
+/- 25 years
I find the extreme ends of the spectrum to be quite amusing.
Well im 26 and this guy is 60....so thats a little too much for me. Plus anyone referring to my boobs as sweet hooters is def too old for me lol. Can't you say something better like sweater meat, or fun bags? At least something that makes you seem a little younger.
I like the term 'sweet hooters' much better than 'sweater meat' or 'fun bags' which just make them sound like that girl Balogna Tits in Pitch Perfect. Nasty. Be glad anyone likes what you've got going on... it won't last forever. Some day you'll be old, saggy and gray and wish for the day when you were firm and 26 and old guys thought you were hot.
ah, like 80 or so :bigsmile:
Ahh...we are middle old-aged...no?0 -
Define "old" my young friend...:flowerforyou:
I like the term 'sweet hooters' much better than 'sweater meat' or 'fun bags' which just make them sound like that girl Balogna Tits in Pitch Perfect. Nasty. Be glad anyone likes what you've got going on... it won't last forever. Some day you'll be old, saggy and gray and wish for the day when you were firm and 26 and old guys thought you were hot.
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ah, like 80 or so :bigsmile:
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Ahh...we are middle old-aged...no?
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Doesn't middle age start at like 55 now?0 -
Define "old" my young friend...:flowerforyou:
I like the term 'sweet hooters' much better than 'sweater meat' or 'fun bags' which just make them sound like that girl Balogna Tits in Pitch Perfect. Nasty. Be glad anyone likes what you've got going on... it won't last forever. Some day you'll be old, saggy and gray and wish for the day when you were firm and 26 and old guys thought you were hot.
ah, like 80 or so :bigsmile:
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Ahh...we are middle old-aged...no?
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Doesn't middle age start at like 55 now?
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I'll take it
:drinker: #Fountainofyouth0 -
As old as I am, I refuse to get any older. I'm going to regress instead.0
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As old as I am, I refuse to get any old. I'm going to regress instead.
I just decided to stop at 26! :bigsmile:0 -
As old as I am, I refuse to get any old. I'm going to regress instead.
I just decided to stop at 26! :bigsmile:
And i decided to stop at 18 :bigsmile: :bigsmile:0 -
I stopped at 22 twice now....:laugh:0
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Age range for me to be amused by pervs......I get one every once in a while. My latest one was a dude older than my dad telling me he loves my "sweet hooters".... mohkay? This was a dude I had deleted off my friends list a few weeks prior because he messaged me telling me he wanted to phone bone. I'm one of the biggest pervs, but I keep my perving age-appropriate.
Ugh, not the age thing again
+/- 25 years
I find the extreme ends of the spectrum to be quite amusing.
Well im 26 and this guy is 60....so thats a little too much for me. Plus anyone referring to my boobs as sweet hooters is def too old for me lol. Can't you say something better like sweater meat, or fun bags? At least something that makes you seem a little younger.
I like the term 'sweet hooters' much better than 'sweater meat' or 'fun bags' which just make them sound like that girl Balogna Tits in Pitch Perfect. Nasty. Be glad anyone likes what you've got going on... it won't last forever. Some day you'll be old, saggy and gray and wish for the day when you were firm and 26 and old guys thought you were hot.
Plastic surgery will be my bestfriend:)0 -
I'm thinking congo bongos might be better suited for me lol
Song dedication for you :flowerforyou:
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As old as I am, I refuse to get any older. I'm going to regress instead.
As old as I am- I seem to be deceptively young looking. I often ask people how do I look and just go with that age. haha.0 -
I sent a bunch today. I'll let y'all know how I fare. :devil:0
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I'm thinkin' its part of the initiation into MFP....:laugh:0
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