Super Bowel Prep

delicious_cocktail
delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
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OMG I always eat too much at football parties! I always have difficulty just passing.

Every year I eat nothing but junk food and regret it for like a week!!

Does anyone have any ideas for a Super Bowel party so that I'm not so impacted by it?
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  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
    NO.
  • BigDaddyRonnie
    BigDaddyRonnie Posts: 506 Member
    Parastroy

    It will help move things along much, much easier. :wink:
  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
    NO.

    Thank you but if you didn't have any ideas you didn't need to tell me you didn't have any ideas. I mean. I wouldn't, I would have assumed that. I would have assumed that if people didn't say anything they didn't have any ideas.

    Or are you saying no to football parties?
  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
    Parastroy

    It will help move things along much, much easier. :wink:

    That sounds like an Italian one of those cured meats like pastrami or pepperoni. Does it suppress appetite or something? I'm sure I could bring some with me (it's not my party) and just snack on it during the gane.
  • brandnewsnickerpuss
    brandnewsnickerpuss Posts: 110 Member
    I suggest coffee, like that which just passed through my nose.
  • Tiernan1212
    Tiernan1212 Posts: 797 Member
    What, cauliflower wings and cauliflower beer aren't enough to help move things along?
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
    NO.

    Thank you but if you didn't have any ideas you didn't need to tell me you didn't have any ideas. I mean. I wouldn't, I would have assumed that. I would have assumed that if people didn't say anything they didn't have any ideas.

    Or are you saying no to football parties?
    YES to football parties.
    NO to ideas.

    pick me up at noon.
  • chubby_checkers
    chubby_checkers Posts: 2,352 Member
    gene-belcher-bobs-burgers-hamburger-mascot.jpg

    ETA: I thought you wanted to have a Super Bowel party. My mistake.
  • Marcia315
    Marcia315 Posts: 460 Member
    Miralax for a bowel party.
  • dym123
    dym123 Posts: 1,670 Member
    You may want to try some psyillium husks and plenty of water for your Super BOWEL problems.
  • spunk_master_flex
    spunk_master_flex Posts: 65
    I've heard toss salad works well.
  • BranMuffin86
    BranMuffin86 Posts: 314 Member
    I'm a little confused .... U actually can't have a bowel movement from the eating or do you mean Super BOWL Prep? Cos I have idea for both .....
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    Oh my god, me too.

    I just go upstairs while everyone is downstairs having a good time. I'd rather be alone and isolated that eat junk that is going to destroy my progress.
  • DeltaZero
    DeltaZero Posts: 1,197 Member
    vodka enema.
  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
    NO.

    Thank you but if you didn't have any ideas you didn't need to tell me you didn't have any ideas. I mean. I wouldn't, I would have assumed that. I would have assumed that if people didn't say anything they didn't have any ideas.

    Or are you saying no to football parties?
    I think that's what cartoon alligators tell their young ones: "if you don't have any ideas don't say anything at all." What, you haven't seen that movie? Nobody has. And with lines like that, is it any wonder?
  • tomomatic
    tomomatic Posts: 1,794 Member
    Everything in moderation.
    Can you eat before you go?
    Plan ahead using the food diary and estimate how much beer and wings you can have beforehand.
  • mersh24
    mersh24 Posts: 14 Member
    I assume you mean "passing" as in "saying no" to the foods at the parties?? If so, whenever I am in a party setting, I like to try to pre-log my food as much as possible (I know you probably don't know what will be available to eat before you go) or at least try to look at the nutrition info on the bags of food, if possible, to just remind myself that some of these things do have a lot of calories. If you are in charge of bringing something, maybe bring a relish tray of veggies or fruits. Even if you have a yummy dip, you can try to fill up first on the fruits/veggies (nutrition-dense) and then maybe you won't be as "hungry" for the more calorie-dense stuff. I love that football party food, too! Good luck - you'll be fine, just keep trying to make better choices! :smile:
  • downsizinghoss
    downsizinghoss Posts: 1,035 Member
    the best prep is a vigorous cleaning.
  • jstout365
    jstout365 Posts: 1,686 Member
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  • bperkins88
    bperkins88 Posts: 357 Member
    set a treadmill in front of the TV, while all your friends watch the game you can Jog the entire game while eating whatever you want. lol
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    I suggest going 80/10/10 for the best cleanse prep.
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
    Mag citrate.

    You're welcome.
  • erickirb
    erickirb Posts: 12,294 Member
    I suggest going 80/10/10 for the best cleanse prep.

    Not sure is srs
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
    Mag citrate.

    You're welcome.
    and a hose.
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
    I suggest going 80/10/10 for the best cleanse prep.

    Not sure is srs
    bowel prep is serious bizness.
  • Amanda_Gx6
    Amanda_Gx6 Posts: 320 Member
    try to find the tray with the veggies and dip
    Its one day you'll survive!!!!
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
    Mag citrate.

    You're welcome.
    and a hose.

    It drinks the mag citrate or it gets the hose again.
  • MyOwnSunshine
    MyOwnSunshine Posts: 1,312 Member
    Bring a big jug of Go-Lightly to share. I guarantee a Super Bowel party like you've never experienced before!
  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
    But you'd just expel the citrate through your respiratory system, because citrate is involved in cellular respiration.
  • 1PatientBear
    1PatientBear Posts: 2,089 Member
    I hate troll threads.

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