foods you didn't know where bad before the interweb...

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  • Jsphine
    Jsphine Posts: 96 Member
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    I just found out that the steakhouse salad at Outback Steakhouse has 1039 calories, according to their own website. is this shocking or what?
  • HotSouthernMess
    HotSouthernMess Posts: 474 Member
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    the sarcasm is strong in this one....
  • JDubIsShrinking
    JDubIsShrinking Posts: 207 Member
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    I came in thinking this was a joke/satire thread. But I'm afraid it's meant to be serious. Oh boy...

    RIGHT?!
  • k8blujay2
    k8blujay2 Posts: 4,941 Member
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    Did someone say cheezits?

    I forgot about cheezits.... and poptarts... the only bad poptarts are the blueberry ones... and that's just because those are nasty.
  • Hornsby
    Hornsby Posts: 10,322 Member
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    Bananas....I could have been so much more successful if I didn't eat those sugar laced penis fruits.
  • FindingMyPerfection
    FindingMyPerfection Posts: 702 Member
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    I only eat cheese processed by virgins during a new moon.
  • dbmata
    dbmata Posts: 12,950 Member
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    I only eat cheese processed by virgins during a new moon.

    Now that's a surprise, that's precisely my secret ingredient in my millionaire's spaghetti pie.
  • FindingMyPerfection
    FindingMyPerfection Posts: 702 Member
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    I only eat cheese processed by virgins during a new moon.

    Now that's a surprise, that's precisely my secret ingredient in my millionaire's spaghetti pie.
    Shhhhhhh if people find out.......

    Supply and demand and all that.
  • HotSouthernMess
    HotSouthernMess Posts: 474 Member
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    Bananas....I could have been so much more successful if I didn't eat those sugar laced penis fruits.

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  • FindingMyPerfection
    FindingMyPerfection Posts: 702 Member
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    Bananas....I could have been so much more successful if I didn't eat those sugar laced penis fruits.

    5544601-closeup-picture-of-a-young-woman-eating-banana.jpg
    Thanks, now my mouth is watering!:grumble:
  • eric_sg61
    eric_sg61 Posts: 2,925 Member
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  • I_Will_End_You
    I_Will_End_You Posts: 4,397 Member
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    I came in thinking this was a joke/satire thread. But I'm afraid it's meant to be serious. Oh boy...


    Me too.


    Backs away slowly....
  • dbmata
    dbmata Posts: 12,950 Member
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    Bananas....I could have been so much more successful if I didn't eat those sugar laced penis fruits.

    5544601-closeup-picture-of-a-young-woman-eating-banana.jpg
    Thanks, now my mouth is watering!:grumble:

    I uh...
    I like this thread.
  • MadTownD
    MadTownD Posts: 149 Member
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  • navyrigger46
    navyrigger46 Posts: 1,301 Member
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    OP, Fat Sick and Nearly Dead, and all other "documentaries" like it are going to rot your brain and make you seem unintelligent. Besides, everyone knows that ALL foods are bad because they have a chemical makeup, and chemicals are poison. Incidentally, I was unaware until yesterday that American food is especially toxic and kills Japanese babies. Thank you Algore for your interwebs, now I'm edumacated. :noway:

    Rigger
  • kr1stadee
    kr1stadee Posts: 1,774 Member
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    Mr. Noodles.

    But damn, they are so good!!
  • dym123
    dym123 Posts: 1,670 Member
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    Anything labeled low fat, fat free, sugar free, reduced anything.
  • cwolfman13
    cwolfman13 Posts: 41,867 Member
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    Everything is bad except for cauliflower. You must replace all foods with cauliflower.
  • HotSouthernMess
    HotSouthernMess Posts: 474 Member
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    OP, Fat Sick and Nearly Dead, and all other "documentaries" like it are going to rot your brain and make you seem unintelligent. Besides, everyone knows that ALL foods are bad because they have a chemical makeup, and chemicals are poison. Incidentally, I was unaware until yesterday that American food is especially toxic and kills Japanese babies. Thank you Algore for your interwebs, now I'm edumacated. :noway:

    Rigger

    this was eye opening to me too. glad i never fed MY babies American food! :huh:
  • k8blujay2
    k8blujay2 Posts: 4,941 Member
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    Everything is bad except for cauliflower. You must replace all foods with cauliflower.

    Cauliflower pizza
    Cauliflower alfredo
    Cauliflower mashed potatoes
    Cauliflower rice
    Cauliflower bacon
    Cauliflower steak....

    These are the the only acceptible food choicees.

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