Call me IN§AN€..but I want MFP comedian/jokers to stand out

jennyjcss

Call me IN§AN€..but I want MFP comedian/jokers to stand out !! ;P~

Yepp..You read me right?!

I,Jenny ,would love all jokers/comedians to stand out proudly and crack jokes like we are born with a great sense of humour

Now all of you people would wonder why I am doing this? My purpose is to entertain all MFP members regardless of age,race and gender so..

Lets Make Our Days Brighter In Each Passing Days by Laughing Out Loud

:bigsmile::bigsmile::bigsmile:


Originally I never thought my thread in MFP forum, 'Call me crazy...but I want MFP Male Eyecandies' are so entertaining and I realized from my own thread, we actually have those guys who are willing to brighten our days with their funny gif/images.

I,as an OP on that thread, I find it is kinda hard for myself to look away from all the goodness that being given generously by sweet gentlemen, for me to put up in my eyecandies thread. Some did even made me goes speechless and I had to wipe my drooling with a box of tissue (I have no ideas how many empty tissues boxes I had thrown away) :laugh::laugh::laugh:

I have been called by my good buddy(you know who you are) "you are crazy ;p", my response was "Who says so? I think I am still okay in my mind" :laugh::laugh:

Some of you may wonder where this crazy lady come from? I come from Borneo island. Well its a big island full of dense jungle, wild animals..etc, its like Amazon jungle. Okie..Guys..dont imagine me as a Lady Tarzan or Katy Perry 'Roar'.. I am not that hot like her.

So as a Chinese asian, my curiousity is very high, I want to know of how you all think and how you all put down your opinions on walls/forum..

For example, I can never understand on the wall of my good buddy, few called him 'monkey'. I even questioned him why he being given such a pet-name? Its not like he acts like one (he is way too handsome for that) unless it apply to whatever happened inside bedroom. I am not that eager to know :laugh::happy:

Will I ever run out of witty and funny remarks? Nope .. and I am gladly to show you some of how we,asian crack jokes and view it with our eyes.

I have no ideas what I gonna do or compile, but I will see how it goes on.. Its just simple, just post what makes you laugh till tears coming out or funny situations that you have seen or landed..etc

Keep it good and we all will have a good laugh to start off every morning :drinker::drinker:

So let the craziness rolls!! :drinker::drinker:

WARNING!! You may laugh till tears out :bigsmile::bigsmile:

wanna_b_there

jennyjcss

Why does it look like Nicholas Cage giving such funny face?? LOL!!

ronrstaats

My sense of humor has gotten my posts pulled because the mods don't have a sense of humor that I am aware of.

ronrstaats

Why does it look like Nicholas Cage giving such funny face?? LOL!!

Because it is... LOL

randomtai

TL:DR

littlebutlean

Ok I got one.

Guy walks into a bar and sits down. He is an alcoholic and his disease is tearing the family apart.

Cre8veLifeR

Ok I got one.

Guy walks into a bar and sits down. He is an alcoholic and his disease is tearing the family apart.

Mother_Superior

MityMax96

Great gif :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

HDHogger

jennyjcss

Haha!! Gosh, We sure have a lot entertainers here in MFP..I gonna have to take tissue boxes to wipe my tears...Lol!!

HDHogger

Ok I got one.

Guy walks into a bar and sits down. He is an alcoholic and his disease is tearing the family apart.

That''s some funny *kitten*

beardedwarriortx

Ive been banned before for filthy jokes and such. No go down that road again meester.

jennyjcss

Ive been banned before for filthy jokes and such. No go down that road again meester.

Try to write down funny jokes w/o sound too dirty .Not all readers have our sense of humour, and some may think its offensive to view

ekz13

Lady walking into a bar with a duck under her arm..

bartentender says "you can't bring that pig in here"

she says "it's not a pig, its a duck!"

bartender says "I know, I was talking to the duck"

/rimshot

thank you, i'll be here til thursday, try the veal, tip your waitstaff


/wanders off

Mia_RagazzaTosta

AJinBirmingham

My sense of humor has gotten my posts pulled because the mods don't have a sense of humor that I am aware of.

It's hard to make a joke without offending SOMEONE . . . but thank you trying.

AJinBirmingham

Ok I got one.

Guy walks into a bar and sits down. He is an alcoholic and his disease is tearing the family apart.

1. Thank you.
2. It IS funny - don't believe anyone who tell you it ISN'T.

ekz13

A man walks into a bar with a giraffe.
They both get pissed.
The giraffe falls over.
The man goes to leave and the bartender says, "Oi. You can't leave that lyin' there."
And the man says, "No. It's not a lion. It's a giraffe."


**bonus pts for ref**

:bigsmile:

AJinBirmingham

Q: What do call a Mexican on the moon?

A: An astronaut.

Jersey_Devil

Hi Insane. . .I'm obird.

SusanL222

Lady walking into a bar with a duck under her arm..

bartentender says "you can't bring that pig in here"

she says "it's not a pig, its a duck!"

bartender says "I know, I was talking to the duck"

/rimshot

thank you, i'll be here til thursday, try the veal, tip your waitstaff


/wanders off

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

HDHogger

Q: What do call a Mexican on the moon?

A: An astronaut.

That's some funny *kitten*

I don't see the humor in this or the other :ohwell: :ohwell:

rav52

Random thought: If you're riding your donkey and someone knocks you off by throwing a rock, are you stoned off your *kitten*?

Cranquistador

hi

V0lver

What does and old woman have between her t i t s that a young woman doesn't?


















A bellybutton!

BrainyBurro

I heard a joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor... I am Pagliacci." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.

neandermagnon

If you like palaeolithic themed humour here's my blog: http://cavepeopleandstuff.wordpress.com/

neandermagnon

I heard a joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor... I am Pagliacci."

It's clever. But it's too :sad: to be a joke......:brokenheart:

jennyjcss

Hi Insane. . .I'm obird.

O_Bird!!!! You...! 0_0 *bites my lip* LOL!!!