How To Lose a MFP Friend in 10 Days

PghPensFan69

You can thank the Oxygen network playing 10 year old movies for this one.

Thought it might result in some fun answers.

PghPensFan69

Clearly this thread doesn't have the same draw as Kate or Matthew. :embarassed:

Well, here is a thank you for clicking on it anyway.

Sinisterly

If you called it "I'm better than you', you'd have hits

DjinnMarie

Don't comment or like their status messages for 24 hours. Apparently it rustles some jimmies.

PghPensFan69

If you called it "I'm better than you', you'd have hits

Unfortunately I can't rename the topic.

Inner_Goddess

Don't log in for 10 days
Constant complaining about your diet, lack of losing weight when you clearly don't bother trying

PghPensFan69

My #1 is lack of contact or support. I am not into being collected because I have a hot avatar.

HDHogger

I can tell you how to do it in less than 2 days. Make a comment to a rude moderator and watch his loyal band of followers leave.with him. Lost 20 in under 4 hours. LOL OH>Well

sarahc142

I only delete people if they start getting pervy

ValeValy

Some ppl in here can accomplish that in 10 seconds

sami_83

Net 600-800 cals a day. Ignore all concerned comments by others on your lack of cals. Be congratulated by clueless people when you lose a large amount of weight all at once. Continue to ignore concerned friends.

jennyjcss

Sometimes my words are bullets. Thats enough to lose MFP

HDHogger

I can do it in 1 :laugh:

You can't lose someone who has been a friend for 2 days in one day. If someone has been a friend for two how the hell could it take i day? Read the OP's question before you try to be a comedian.

TavistockToad

Don't log in for 10 days
Constant complaining about your diet, lack of losing weight when you clearly don't bother trying

this...

eating less that 1200 cals is a no for me, closed diary, not commenting on any of my posts for 10 days

LishieFruit89

Confuse them with math and they delete you after 10hours

ValeValy

Rate them 6 on the forum. That works quite well too.

PghPensFan69

Some interesting additions.

Lets try to avoid any hostility please

ValeValy

Rate them 6 on the forum. That works quite well too.

I take it as a compliment when i get rated a 6 :happy:

Unfortunately most of the ppl think 6 means 2

Sinisterly

Rate them 6 on the forum. That works quite well too.

I take it as a compliment when i get rated a 6 :happy:

Unfortunately most of the ppl think 6 means 2

Damn, I'm going to go around rating people 2, see what happens.
I'm imagining I'll go get reported, get a thousand angry PMs. Ehehehe.. Let it rain.

PghPensFan69

Rate them 6 on the forum. That works quite well too.

I take it as a compliment when i get rated a 6 :happy:

Unfortunately most of the ppl think 6 means 2

Damn, I'm going to go around rating people 2, see what happens.
I'm imagining I'll go get reported, get a thousand angry PMs. Ehehehe.. Let it rain.

Please be nice to oranges

SGM_Adonis

Don't log in for 10 days
Constant complaining about your diet, lack of losing weight when you clearly don't bother trying

this...

eating less that 1200 cals is a no for me, closed diary, not commenting on any of my posts for 10 days

Do you keep meticulous notes of the last time they posted on a comment of yours?

Sinisterly

Rate them 6 on the forum. That works quite well too.

I take it as a compliment when i get rated a 6 :happy:

Unfortunately most of the ppl think 6 means 2

Damn, I'm going to go around rating people 2, see what happens.
I'm imagining I'll go get reported, get a thousand angry PMs. Ehehehe.. Let it rain.

Please be nice to oranges

I better be nice to oranges, I'm going to Florida soon and I'll be having a ton of them!

Sinisterly

Rate them 6 on the forum. That works quite well too.

I take it as a compliment when i get rated a 6 :happy:

Unfortunately most of the ppl think 6 means 2

Damn, I'm going to go around rating people 2, see what happens.
I'm imagining I'll go get reported, get a thousand angry PMs. Ehehehe.. Let it rain.

And now... we wait! :laugh:

Lmao, you in? hahahaha

PghPensFan69

Rate them 6 on the forum. That works quite well too.

I take it as a compliment when i get rated a 6 :happy:

Unfortunately most of the ppl think 6 means 2

Damn, I'm going to go around rating people 2, see what happens.
I'm imagining I'll go get reported, get a thousand angry PMs. Ehehehe.. Let it rain.

Please be nice to oranges

I better be nice to oranges, I'm going to Florida soon and I'll be having a ton of them!

Let me know if you need a grove to stay in. Have plenty of relatives there.

Derpes

Don't comment or like their status messages for 24 hours. Apparently it rustles some jimmies.

HA! This is hilarious. I had one delete me twice. What can I say, I am busy!

Another one to add to the list is to avoid responding to attention seeking posts (racy photos, updates).

Mother_Superior

Withhold the d.

Chellellelle

Don't comment on someones diary and ask if they're really eating only 700 calories a day or if they just aren't logging.

She kept me as a friend, but closed her diary pretty quickly.

KristinaB83

My god... There are too many 1 liners to list here, and I don't want to be de-friended, so I won't list any.

TEZofAllTrades

Daily weigh-ins!

Sorry I'm not boosting your ego by congratulating you everyday for your 0.4lb losses...

Sinisterly

Don't comment or like their status messages for 24 hours. Apparently it rustles some jimmies.

HA! This is hilarious. I had one delete me twice. What can I say, I am busy!

Another one to add to the list is to avoid responding to attention seeking posts (racy photos, updates).

Uhm, yeah. This happened to me. High maintenance, anyone? XD

afalewyn

Did this thread make anyone else go through their News Feed and like everything on the list. I didn't know people were so touchy!