How To Lose a MFP Friend in 10 Days

2

Replies

  • sassyjae21
    sassyjae21 Posts: 1,217 Member

    Another one to add to the list is to avoid responding to attention seeking posts (racy photos, updates).

    This. I don't stroke enough egos.
  • katw0man_
    katw0man_ Posts: 187 Member
    Some ppl in here can accomplish that in 10 seconds :)
    :laugh:
    So true
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Did this thread make anyone else go through their News Feed and like everything on the list. I didn't know people were so touchy!
    I try to communicate with my friends as often as possible.
    Sending everyone a personalized message today as soon as I finish writing it.

    Everyone on my list is special to me <3.
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
    I have no clue what I'm doing, but I seem to lose a few every week and then fill up the slots with new friend requests. It's like a revolving door on my list or something.
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
    Did this thread make anyone else go through their News Feed and like everything on the list. I didn't know people were so touchy!
    I try to communicate with my friends as often as possible.
    Sending everyone a personalized message today as soon as I finish writing it.

    Everyone on my list is special to me <3.

    Please don't send me anymore creeper messages. I feel more specialer when you don't.
  • PghPensFan69
    PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
    Did this thread make anyone else go through their News Feed and like everything on the list. I didn't know people were so touchy!
    I try to communicate with my friends as often as possible.
    Sending everyone a personalized message today as soon as I finish writing it.

    Everyone on my list is special to me <3.

    I treated my friends list the same way with the personalized messages. Made some really great friends that way
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Did this thread make anyone else go through their News Feed and like everything on the list. I didn't know people were so touchy!
    I try to communicate with my friends as often as possible.
    Sending everyone a personalized message today as soon as I finish writing it.

    Everyone on my list is special to me <3.

    Please don't send me anymore creeper messages. I feel more specialer when you don't.
    I'll make sure to include junk shots this time.
    I'm so sorry I have forgotten in the past :(
  • PghPensFan69
    PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
    One of the posts made me think of one for my list.

    Writing the same inspirational message and posting it to every one of your friends profiles. If that is what I was looking for, I would buy one of these for my work desk.

    camerabag_photo_1004.jpg
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    Rate them 6 on the forum. That works quite well too.

    I take it as a compliment when i get rated a 6 :happy:

    Unfortunately most of the ppl think 6 means 2 :(
    Damn, I'm going to go around rating people 2, see what happens.
    I'm imagining I'll go get reported, get a thousand angry PMs. Ehehehe.. Let it rain.
    giphy.gif
    white chocolate!!!! \m/
  • kennie2
    kennie2 Posts: 1,170 Member
    Net 600-800 cals a day. Ignore all concerned comments by others on your lack of cals. Be congratulated by clueless people when you lose a large amount of weight all at once. Continue to ignore concerned friends.

    damn it you stole mine :D
    but to add on to that be the person giving helpful advice to those with 600 nets
  • Mr_Bad_Example
    Mr_Bad_Example Posts: 2,403 Member
    Send junk shots to everyone on your friends list and then post a thread on the forums about how none of them have congratulated you on your transformation.
  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
    Send junk shots to everyone on your friends list and then post a thread on the forums about how none of them have congratulated you on your transformation.

    So that's frowned upon huh? Who knew.
  • str8bowbabe
    str8bowbabe Posts: 712 Member
    Ok This just made my day!!!! Thanks!
  • seltzermint555
    seltzermint555 Posts: 10,740 Member
    The only time I delete friends is if they CONSTANTLY post negative stuff about themselves and their progress. A little of that is totally understandable but I can't have someone on my wall with "I hate myself I'm fat n gross just ate a cheeseburger" and "Goin to start my diet Mon I can't do this OMG"
  • Zomb1eMummy
    Zomb1eMummy Posts: 104 Member
    Consistently post about your terrible eating habits and not take advice.

    Not socialize whatsoever.

    Not post whatsoever.
  • sassyjae21
    sassyjae21 Posts: 1,217 Member
    The only time I delete friends is if they CONSTANTLY post negative stuff about themselves and their progress. A little of that is totally understandable but I can't have someone on my wall with "I hate myself I'm fat n gross just ate a cheeseburger" and "Goin to start my diet Mon I can't do this OMG"

    I hate the negativity too.
  • PghPensFan69
    PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
    Ok This just made my day!!!! Thanks!

    :smile:
  • 1PatientBear
    1PatientBear Posts: 2,089 Member
    I only delete people if they start getting pervy

    I only delete people if they're never pervy
  • PghPensFan69
    PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
    I only delete people if they start getting pervy

    I only delete people if they're never pervy

    As soon as I saw the first post, I knew someone would reply this way. :laugh: :bigsmile:
  • gabbygirl78
    gabbygirl78 Posts: 936 Member
    Nicely tell them they cannot survive off of a 500 calorie clear liquid diet everyday while training to run a marathon. They will defriend you and tell you maybe you should try it and you might lose a few pounds lol:drinker: :laugh:
  • 1PatientBear
    1PatientBear Posts: 2,089 Member
    I only delete people if they start getting pervy

    I only delete people if they're never pervy

    As soon as I saw the first post, I knew someone would reply this way. :laugh: :bigsmile:

    It's true though
  • Debbjones
    Debbjones Posts: 278 Member
    Confuse them with math and they delete you after 10hours

    ^^^this! LOL!
  • FindingMyPerfection
    FindingMyPerfection Posts: 702 Member
    Leave snarky messages about their food choices and question the validity of their exercise burns.
  • MooMooooo
    MooMooooo Posts: 306 Member
    I admit to deleting friends if their diary is closed or pinned - not that I want to 'food stalk' but I do get curious about my friends diets and I keep diary open for them.

    I don't think it's fair if they can see mine but won't share theirs - not very friendly. lol.

    I also delete if they're inactive for several months (not logging in at all) - not exactly losing me in 10 days, but I like to keep a small friends list. :)
  • MissSaturday
    MissSaturday Posts: 784 Member
    Someone got mad when i adviced her to drink less alcohol.. well 2 bottles of wines per day with some other alcohol shots seems to much for anyone.. So this was the comment to lose a MFP friend in 10 minutes :laugh: :laugh:
  • SweetTrouble_
    SweetTrouble_ Posts: 933 Member
    I only delete people if they start getting pervy
    We could never be friends.
  • SweetTrouble_
    SweetTrouble_ Posts: 933 Member
    I only delete people if they start getting pervy

    I only delete people if they're never pervy

    As soon as I saw the first post, I knew someone would reply this way. :laugh: :bigsmile:
    :laugh: one of my friends beat me to it.
  • Beastmaster50
    Beastmaster50 Posts: 505 Member
    I've been unfriended before I even knew they accepted my friend request. Didn't even get to ask for noodz. ....
  • PghPensFan69
    PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
    I only delete people if they start getting pervy

    I only delete people if they're never pervy

    As soon as I saw the first post, I knew someone would reply this way. :laugh: :bigsmile:
    :laugh: one of my friends beat me to it.

    It is important to be compatible. :bigsmile: :wink:
  • PghPensFan69
    PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
    Leave snarky messages about their food choices and question the validity of their exercise burns.

    How dare you question my 800 calorie folding laundry burn.
This discussion has been closed.

Categories