How To Lose a MFP Friend in 10 Days

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  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    Rate them 6 on the forum. That works quite well too.

    I take it as a compliment when i get rated a 6 :happy:

    Unfortunately most of the ppl think 6 means 2 :(
    Damn, I'm going to go around rating people 2, see what happens.
    I'm imagining I'll go get reported, get a thousand angry PMs. Ehehehe.. Let it rain.

    Please be nice to oranges
    I better be nice to oranges, I'm going to Florida soon and I'll be having a ton of them! :love:
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    Rate them 6 on the forum. That works quite well too.

    I take it as a compliment when i get rated a 6 :happy:

    Unfortunately most of the ppl think 6 means 2 :(
    Damn, I'm going to go around rating people 2, see what happens.
    I'm imagining I'll go get reported, get a thousand angry PMs. Ehehehe.. Let it rain.

    And now... we wait! :laugh::wink:
    Lmao, you in? hahahaha
  • PghPensFan69
    PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
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    Rate them 6 on the forum. That works quite well too.

    I take it as a compliment when i get rated a 6 :happy:

    Unfortunately most of the ppl think 6 means 2 :(
    Damn, I'm going to go around rating people 2, see what happens.
    I'm imagining I'll go get reported, get a thousand angry PMs. Ehehehe.. Let it rain.

    Please be nice to oranges
    I better be nice to oranges, I'm going to Florida soon and I'll be having a ton of them! :love:

    Let me know if you need a grove to stay in. Have plenty of relatives there.
  • Derpes
    Derpes Posts: 2,033 Member
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    Don't comment or like their status messages for 24 hours. Apparently it rustles some jimmies.

    HA! This is hilarious. I had one delete me twice. What can I say, I am busy!

    Another one to add to the list is to avoid responding to attention seeking posts (racy photos, updates).
  • Mother_Superior
    Mother_Superior Posts: 1,624 Member
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    Withhold the d.

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  • Chellellelle
    Chellellelle Posts: 595 Member
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    Don't comment on someones diary and ask if they're really eating only 700 calories a day or if they just aren't logging.

    She kept me as a friend, but closed her diary pretty quickly.
  • KristinaB83
    KristinaB83 Posts: 440 Member
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    My god... There are too many 1 liners to list here, and I don't want to be de-friended, so I won't list any.
  • TEZofAllTrades
    TEZofAllTrades Posts: 51 Member
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    Daily weigh-ins!

    Sorry I'm not boosting your ego by congratulating you everyday for your 0.4lb losses...
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    Don't comment or like their status messages for 24 hours. Apparently it rustles some jimmies.

    HA! This is hilarious. I had one delete me twice. What can I say, I am busy!

    Another one to add to the list is to avoid responding to attention seeking posts (racy photos, updates).
    Uhm, yeah. This happened to me. High maintenance, anyone? XD
  • afalewyn
    afalewyn Posts: 23 Member
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    Did this thread make anyone else go through their News Feed and like everything on the list. I didn't know people were so touchy!
  • sassyjae21
    sassyjae21 Posts: 1,217 Member
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    Another one to add to the list is to avoid responding to attention seeking posts (racy photos, updates).

    This. I don't stroke enough egos.
  • katw0man_
    katw0man_ Posts: 187 Member
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    Some ppl in here can accomplish that in 10 seconds :)
    :laugh:
    So true
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    Did this thread make anyone else go through their News Feed and like everything on the list. I didn't know people were so touchy!
    I try to communicate with my friends as often as possible.
    Sending everyone a personalized message today as soon as I finish writing it.

    Everyone on my list is special to me <3.
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
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    I have no clue what I'm doing, but I seem to lose a few every week and then fill up the slots with new friend requests. It's like a revolving door on my list or something.
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
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    Did this thread make anyone else go through their News Feed and like everything on the list. I didn't know people were so touchy!
    I try to communicate with my friends as often as possible.
    Sending everyone a personalized message today as soon as I finish writing it.

    Everyone on my list is special to me <3.

    Please don't send me anymore creeper messages. I feel more specialer when you don't.
  • PghPensFan69
    PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
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    Did this thread make anyone else go through their News Feed and like everything on the list. I didn't know people were so touchy!
    I try to communicate with my friends as often as possible.
    Sending everyone a personalized message today as soon as I finish writing it.

    Everyone on my list is special to me <3.

    I treated my friends list the same way with the personalized messages. Made some really great friends that way
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    Did this thread make anyone else go through their News Feed and like everything on the list. I didn't know people were so touchy!
    I try to communicate with my friends as often as possible.
    Sending everyone a personalized message today as soon as I finish writing it.

    Everyone on my list is special to me <3.

    Please don't send me anymore creeper messages. I feel more specialer when you don't.
    I'll make sure to include junk shots this time.
    I'm so sorry I have forgotten in the past :(
  • PghPensFan69
    PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
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    One of the posts made me think of one for my list.

    Writing the same inspirational message and posting it to every one of your friends profiles. If that is what I was looking for, I would buy one of these for my work desk.

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  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,291 Member
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    Rate them 6 on the forum. That works quite well too.

    I take it as a compliment when i get rated a 6 :happy:

    Unfortunately most of the ppl think 6 means 2 :(
    Damn, I'm going to go around rating people 2, see what happens.
    I'm imagining I'll go get reported, get a thousand angry PMs. Ehehehe.. Let it rain.
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    white chocolate!!!! \m/
  • kennie2
    kennie2 Posts: 1,171 Member
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    Net 600-800 cals a day. Ignore all concerned comments by others on your lack of cals. Be congratulated by clueless people when you lose a large amount of weight all at once. Continue to ignore concerned friends.

    damn it you stole mine :D
    but to add on to that be the person giving helpful advice to those with 600 nets

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