Help me settle the REAL argument

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  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    When you get home from work (assuming you have a day job) and are expecting a "friend of the same sex"... and will with almost certainly be leaving you curled in the fetal position after some mattress gymnastics...

    OP sounds like a lot of fun. Not clarifying the opposite sex part just sounds painful and a bit rapey. It's all in the details.

    To answer your question... wait, how tight were the sweatpants?

    ... I'll buy new sweatpants????
  • askeates
    askeates Posts: 1,490 Member
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    If it's a night in, unless it was supposed to be something romantic (which if snowblowing was part of the plan, doesn't sound like romance was really part of the plan), then ya gotta just suck it up.

    Besides, not like the sweats will be on long if you're planning some mattress time!
  • just_Jennie1
    just_Jennie1 Posts: 1,233
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    This situation calls for thigh high platform boots and a fur coat.
  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
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    How about a compromise? Tshirt and track pants on top, with some sexy lingerie underneath?

    So.... I should also stop wearing men's boxer briefs?


    F*cking tough crowd, man!!

    No, but get used to blowing your own.......driveway.
  • tomomatic
    tomomatic Posts: 1,794 Member
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    Do the sweat pants happen to have Juicy stamped on the back so this friend knows that you're ready for action? You don't want to send out mixed signals. "Old Navy? wtf is all that about?"

    But... he IS old Navy.

    "Howdy, Sailor."
    Hey! I guess that works.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    How about a compromise? Tshirt and track pants on top, with some sexy lingerie underneath?

    So.... I should also stop wearing men's boxer briefs?


    F*cking tough crowd, man!!

    No, but get used to blowing your own.......driveway.

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  • PBsMommy
    PBsMommy Posts: 1,166 Member
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    I say this calls for a compromise...

    Just undress out of your work clothes and call it a compromise.
    You won't have to take all the extra energy to put sweats on and you will for sure get his engine started for all kind of "snowblowing".
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
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    Is the argument settled yet?
  • love2lift_85
    love2lift_85 Posts: 356 Member
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    bumping for the FL :-)
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
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    Do the sweat pants happen to have Juicy stamped on the back so this friend knows that you're ready for action? You don't want to send out mixed signals. "Old Navy? wtf is all that about?"

    Old Navy says they may be looking for Sea men.....
  • IPAkiller
    IPAkiller Posts: 711 Member
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    See.. that's kind of like a "date"... If you lived together, the sweats would be okay, bu I'd at least do jeans for the above situation.



    Sorry Odus. :flowerforyou:
    Please be her Yoda...
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  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    Do the sweat pants happen to have Juicy stamped on the back so this friend knows that you're ready for action? You don't want to send out mixed signals. "Old Navy? wtf is all that about?"

    Old Navy says they may be looking for Sea men.....

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  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
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    In for snowblowing. I'd say sweats are totally acceptable. And sweets. Chocolate. Lots of it.

    I made him a chocolate glazed chocolate torte last weekend!

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    Will you be my girlfriend, too?!
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    See.. that's kind of like a "date"... If you lived together, the sweats would be okay, bu I'd at least do jeans for the above situation.



    Sorry Odus. :flowerforyou:
    Please be her Yoda...
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    Be careful what you wish for.... she has short hair.

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  • khoj
    khoj Posts: 19 Member
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    No sweatpants! - stay in the work clothes. Sharp dressed man!

    Sounds like she likes you if she is doing all that for you! Have fun!!!!
  • IPAkiller
    IPAkiller Posts: 711 Member
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    How about a compromise? Tshirt and track pants on top, with some sexy lingerie underneath?

    So.... I should also stop wearing men's boxer briefs?


    F*cking tough crowd, man!!

    No, but get used to blowing your own.......driveway.
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  • IPAkiller
    IPAkiller Posts: 711 Member
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    In for snowblowing. I'd say sweats are totally acceptable. And sweets. Chocolate. Lots of it.

    I made him a chocolate glazed chocolate torte last weekend!

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    Wait wait wait... are you sure you made that just for "me"???
  • Hauntinglyfit
    Hauntinglyfit Posts: 5,537 Member
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    Blah blah blah blah...
    Shut up, you people who actually get laid!!

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