Relationship Poll

_crafty_
_crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
You haven't seen your SO in 6 weeks. When you get home from the airport do you:

1. make love - in the bed, foreplay, take it slow and enjoy each other
2. bang away - make sure the garage door is closed (mostly) before you go at it fast and furious, removal of clothing is optional (remember, the hood of the car is gonna be hot from the 45 minute drive home)

Aaaannnnnnnd GO!
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  • patrickblo13
    patrickblo13 Posts: 831 Member
    I would expect road head
  • _Krys10_
    _Krys10_ Posts: 1,234 Member
    #2 first then #1 later
  • _crafty_
    _crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
    I would expect road head

    6 speed manual shift . . . not that I've considered the logistics or anything. :blushing:
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
    Relationship Pole

    ftfy
  • Jennicia74
    Jennicia74 Posts: 31 Member
    #2 first....then #1 later! HAVE FUN! :love: :wink:
  • tlcarolinagirl
    tlcarolinagirl Posts: 1,700 Member
    Bang away in the car...then #1 at home. Gotta take the edge off, ya know.
  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
    I would like to say 1 because the build up is sooo damn hot but 2 is probably what would happen because I am a slore. :ohwell:
  • patrickblo13
    patrickblo13 Posts: 831 Member
    I would expect road head

    6 speed manual shift . . . not that I've considered the logistics or anything. :blushing:

    So are you saying the shifting knob in the stomach is uncomfortable?!?
  • _crafty_
    _crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
    Bang away in the car...then #1 at home. Gotta take the edge off, ya know.

    Compact car . . . not that I've considered the logistics or anything :devil:
  • Danny_Boy13
    Danny_Boy13 Posts: 2,094 Member
    Find the nearest secluded area and have at it!!! If you must wait though... just get started in the garage and work into the house from there.
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
    #2 first then #1 later

    This
  • _crafty_
    _crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
    I would expect road head

    6 speed manual shift . . . not that I've considered the logistics or anything. :blushing:

    So are you saying the shifting knob in the stomach is uncomfortable?!?

    Yes. And my lady bumps get in the way.
  • OnAllFours
    OnAllFours Posts: 170 Member
    There's a third option. Right there on the carousel waiting for you bags. Excuse me sir can you grab that one, I'm almost done. :wink:
  • bd0027
    bd0027 Posts: 1,053 Member
    2.

    Always 2.
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    Number 1.
  • _crafty_
    _crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
    I would like to say 1 because the build up is sooo damn hot but 2 is probably what would happen because I am a slore. :ohwell:

    Agree.

    Plus . . . tomorrow is Hump Day.
  • Desterknee
    Desterknee Posts: 1,056 Member
    2, eat some food, 1
  • _crafty_
    _crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
    2, eat some food, 1

    I :heart: you so hard.
  • I would expect road head

    :laugh:

    #1 for me.
  • calibriintx
    calibriintx Posts: 1,741 Member
    2 then 1. Then some food, some more 2, shower and some more 1. Then sleep.
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  • _crafty_
    _crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
    Damn my insistence of using three pedals! :grumble:

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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  • spade117
    spade117 Posts: 2,466 Member
    Damn my insistence of using three pedals! :grumble:

    Get a rental.

    Drive around block.

    Return to your own vehicle.

    Win.
  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
    Damn my insistence of using three pedals! :grumble:

    Get a rental car dude :D
  • _crafty_
    _crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
    Damn my insistence of using three pedals! :grumble:

    Get a rental.

    Drive around block.

    Return to your own vehicle.

    Win.

    :flowerforyou:
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    I would mee her outside baggage claim with my donger out and spooge on her suitcase.
  • silver_arrow3
    silver_arrow3 Posts: 1,373 Member
    2. Then christen the rest of the place before reaching 1. I'm sure there are a few surfaces that could use some action!
  • _crafty_
    _crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
    I would mee her outside baggage claim with my donger out and spooge on her suitcase.

    Works for me. He's the one who ends up carrying it anyway.