Not before my coffee!

Phenylethylamine_Phreak

I cannot believe the number of people that do not like to wake up to morning sex. The real one. The, 'good morning' whisper in the ear followed by under the covers foreplay and ultimately...as you wipe the sleep from your eyes. Thoughts?

sunshinesquared

Mmmm, unless you have a husband that works nights and isn't there in the morning...

SGM_Adonis

Coffee is morning sex.

kshadows

Having a 5 year old and a 15 month old make me more inclined to choose coffee. haha. poor husband.

PennyM140

Coffee is morning sex.

YES!

maria1113

I always wake up alone and I don't drink coffee, so I wouldn't know :embarassed:

SGM_Adonis

I always wake up alone and I don't drink coffee, so I wouldn't know :embarassed:

I feel so so sad for you. Everyone should drink coffee.

TX_Rhon

Coffee is morning sex.

Exactly!! How YOU doin'? :drinker:

Mia_RagazzaTosta

:yawn:

summertime_girl

Morning sex is all well and good, except the other side of my bed is just filled with decorative pillows. So just hand me my coffee.

V0lver

A great girlfriend should have the qualities of a skilled carpenter. No morning wood should ever go wasted.

SGM_Adonis

Morning sex is all well and good, except the other side of my bed is just filled with decorative pillows. So just hand me my coffee.

So demanding. *sips coffee*

maria1113

I always wake up alone and I don't drink coffee, so I wouldn't know :embarassed:

I feel so so sad for you. Everyone should drink coffee.

Well I drink occasionally cappuccino, but plain coffee? Nope. :laugh:

summertime_girl

Morning sex is all well and good, except the other side of my bed is just filled with decorative pillows. So just hand me my coffee.

So demanding. *sips coffee*

Probably why the other side of my bed is empty.

Whyareyoumad

Morning sex is the best, but I dont dare wake the wife in the mornings, best not to speak until around 9 or so. LOL

SGM_Adonis

I always wake up alone and I don't drink coffee, so I wouldn't know :embarassed:

I feel so so sad for you. Everyone should drink coffee.

Well I drink occasionally cappuccino, but plain coffee? Nope. :laugh:

Just. Plain. Coffee? That's like saying...like..ummm, that's just like saying coffee is plain.

Note: There is nothing that can be compared to coffee...I was going to mention a beautiful woman, but coffee doesn't get a period, coffee is always well behaved.

ShellyBell999

*whispers in snoring BFs ear while tickling.....ahem
*BF rolls away and passes gas
*stuffs down covers and gets up to get coffee

Me neither

SGM_Adonis

Morning sex is all well and good, except the other side of my bed is just filled with decorative pillows. So just hand me my coffee.

So demanding. *sips coffee*

Probably why the other side of my bed is empty.

Nah...probably because you suck at making coffee.

summertime_girl

Morning sex is all well and good, except the other side of my bed is just filled with decorative pillows. So just hand me my coffee.

So demanding. *sips coffee*

Probably why the other side of my bed is empty.

Nah...probably because you suck at making coffee.

Then perhaps you should make it for me, and bring it to me in bed.

SGM_Adonis

Morning sex is all well and good, except the other side of my bed is just filled with decorative pillows. So just hand me my coffee.

So demanding. *sips coffee*

Probably why the other side of my bed is empty.

Nah...probably because you suck at making coffee.

Then perhaps you should make it for me, and bring it to me in bed.

On second thought...let's reexamine this Ms. Bossy Pants attitude of yours.

maria1113

I always wake up alone and I don't drink coffee, so I wouldn't know :embarassed:

I feel so so sad for you. Everyone should drink coffee.

Well I drink occasionally cappuccino, but plain coffee? Nope. :laugh:

Just. Plain. Coffee? That's like saying...like..ummm, that's just like saying coffee is plain.

Note: There is nothing that can be compared to coffee...I was going to mention a beautiful woman, but coffee doesn't get a period, coffee is always well behaved.

I prefer really good tea

wolfsbayne

Why not both? Morning sex, then coffee in bed. That's how we do it, anyway. :blushing:

katylil

Coffee is morning sex.

cornfritter22

*whispers in snoring BFs ear while tickling.....ahem
*BF rolls away and passes gas
*stuffs down covers and gets up to get coffee

Me neither

I hear ya.

The_Aly_Wei

I equate morning sex to basically just having sex prior to dental hygiene routines. Eh

I equate coffee to all good and holy in the world. First coffee, then toothbrush, then whatever.

vroy12

Coffee is morning sex.

Love!

wolverine66

*whispers in snoring BFs ear while tickling.....ahem
*BF rolls away and passes gas
*stuffs down covers and gets up to get coffee

Me neither

I hear ya.

no no no no no....

would not happen to me. I am ready 99.99%

jannalovescoffee

:yawn: What about coffee first? :drinker:

SGM_Adonis

I equate morning sex to basically just having sex prior to dental hygiene routines. Eh

I equate coffee to all good and holy in the world. First coffee, then toothbrush, then whatever.

But I have cookies....

On a different note....

cklbrown

Never had morning sex that was better than my coffee

Derp_Diggler

As I mentioned before, unless you're hooha's morning drip is compliments of Folgers I want nothing to do with it.