Not before my coffee!
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Why not both? Morning sex, then coffee in bed. That's how we do it, anyway. :blushing:0
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Coffee is morning sex.0
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*whispers in snoring BFs ear while tickling.....ahem
*BF rolls away and passes gas
*stuffs down covers and gets up to get coffee
Me neither
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I equate morning sex to basically just having sex prior to dental hygiene routines. Eh
I equate coffee to all good and holy in the world. First coffee, then toothbrush, then whatever.0 -
Coffee is morning sex.
Love!0 -
*whispers in snoring BFs ear while tickling.....ahem
*BF rolls away and passes gas
*stuffs down covers and gets up to get coffee
Me neither
I hear ya.
no no no no no....
would not happen to me. I am ready 99.99%0 -
:yawn: What about coffee first? :drinker:0
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I equate morning sex to basically just having sex prior to dental hygiene routines. Eh
I equate coffee to all good and holy in the world. First coffee, then toothbrush, then whatever.
But I have cookies....
On a different note....
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Never had morning sex that was better than my coffee0
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As I mentioned before, unless you're hooha's morning drip is compliments of Folgers I want nothing to do with it.0
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As I mentioned before, unless you're hooha's morning drip is compliments of Folgers I want nothing to do with it.
Oh, I am in luck!0 -
As I mentioned before, unless you're hooha's morning drip is compliments of Folgers I want nothing to do with it.
Psshhhh...typical man, drinking ANY coffee that will pour itself into his mouth.
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"guilt-free" morning b0nerz are the best! i try not to let them go to waste, if i can help it. b0nerz from my Mr. are my bat-signal. i respond promptly, any time of day.0
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As I mentioned before, unless you're hooha's morning drip is compliments of Folgers I want nothing to do with it.
Psshhhh...typical man, drinking ANY coffee that will pour itself into his mouth.
My sticker.
No shame.0 -
I equate morning sex to basically just having sex prior to dental hygiene routines. Eh
I equate coffee to all good and holy in the world. First coffee, then toothbrush, then whatever.
^^This
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Wow, I just do not understand (shakes head).
I guess it just must be priorities.
I am a certified coffee snob. I spend horrendous amounts of money on coffee beans for my blends. My coffee apparatus is top of the line and allows me to set coffee grind, amount of beans, water temperature and water amount. All of the things that affect coffee flavor.
I have never had a cup of coffee that is good as sex at any time of the day, especially the morning!0 -
*whispers in snoring BFs ear while tickling.....ahem
*BF rolls away and passes gas
*stuffs down covers and gets up to get coffee
Me neither
I hear ya.
no no no no no....
would not happen to me. I am ready 99.99%
How you doin :flowerforyou:0 -
Morning sex? What's that??
I could hold off on the coffee but I would want to brush my teeth.
Morning sex, from what I remember, was always the best sex.0
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