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Your lightning rod of hate
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I forgot to brush my teeth this morning and burned the hell out of my mouth on lava-coffee.0
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Very well, sir. You're not only handsome, but a powerful man. I could see the second you walked in here, you were someone to reckon with...0
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Knee is effed. I'm hungry, and can't eat more than my allotted cals
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I spilled salsa on my jammies. Now I will have to launder this one and go put on a fresh one so that my bestie will just think I'm just lazy not lazy AND a slob when she comes over this afternoon.0
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Weather is nice so I drove to work with my sunroof open, which illuminated my lovely patch of gray.
But then I decided it's my patch of credibility....
Oh wait, this isn't a rant....
Oh wait, I'm supposed to be working....0 -
Nope,.... Life is great and I am doing fine. I have a wonderful woman and a dog that loves me.0
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The 4G on my phone isn't working well because it's so damn windy outside.
Also, I have a Dr Pepper in a glass bottle, and I'd really like to open in and drink it, but I don't have a bottle opener here at my office.0 -
I came onto the forum to kick back a bit. Then I read some threads, and now I have an indescribable hate for humanity and would like to start setting people on fire.0
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The 4G on my phone isn't working well because it's so damn windy outside.
Also, I have a Dr Pepper in a glass bottle, and I'd really like to open in and drink it, but I don't have a bottle opener here at my office.
I realize this is not my thread, but thought I would help you with the bottle problem. Sorry, no suggestions for the phone.
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The 4G on my phone isn't working well because it's so damn windy outside.
Also, I have a Dr Pepper in a glass bottle, and I'd really like to open in and drink it, but I don't have a bottle opener here at my office.
I realize this is not my thread, but thought I would help you with the bottle problem. Sorry, no suggestions for the phone.
Hahaha, I love that show. Thanks for the tip.0 -
You can also open using one of these:
or better yet. . . the iPad charger
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Life is good. I just wish I could take the afternoon off.0
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Cold or snow! Gah! Those are the only choices.. Cold or snow. OK, maybe exaggerating. Sometimes cold AND snow is in there too. Back to your regularly scheduled lovely day.0
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That "cold or snow" would have in fact been a lovely day, for me lol.Cold or snow! Gah! Those are the only choices.. Cold or snow. OK, maybe exaggerating. Sometimes cold AND snow is in there too. Back to your regularly scheduled lovely day.0 -
I'm regretting getting 4 tattoos at once yesterday.. Ouch today.0
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The wire in my under wire bra broke and over the course of the last 2 hours has found its way out of the fabric and has been poking me relentlessly.0
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I spilled coffee all over my bed :sad:0
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The next time I am talking to someone and they pull their cell phone from their pocket to see who just texted them, I might take it from their hand and stick it up their a ss.
Constant need to keep a cell phone in their hand drives me crazy. Put your phone away and engage those around you.0 -
The wire in my under wire bra broke and over the course of the last 2 hours has found its way out of the fabric and has been poking me relentlessly.
WINNER!!! That sux!!!:flowerforyou:0 -
I don't have anything to vent about. My life is fanf@ckingtastic.0
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The 4G on my phone isn't working well because it's so damn windy outside.
Also, I have a Dr Pepper in a glass bottle, and I'd really like to open in and drink it, but I don't have a bottle opener here at my office.
I realize this is not my thread, but thought I would help you with the bottle problem. Sorry, no suggestions for the phone.
Theres always money in the banana stand0 -
The wire in my under wire bra broke and over the course of the last 2 hours has found its way out of the fabric and has been poking me relentlessly.
I have had this happen before, it's really uncomfortable! However, you can't remove it because then your one boob will be flat while the other is perky (this, I know from experience).0 -
It's snowing again, and it's going to get below zero AGAIN next week for several days. I want to find old man winter and choke the ever loving ****e out of him until he dies.0
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I gotta pee0
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Changing my eating habits to healthy ones and exercising has increased my sex drive. It has not increased my wife's.
Slip her a mickey?0 -
Changing my eating habits to healthy ones and exercising has increased my sex drive. It has not increased my wife's.
Slip her a mickey?
Who names their dlck mickey?0 -
Changing my eating habits to healthy ones and exercising has increased my sex drive. It has not increased my wife's.
Slip her a mickey?
Who names their dlck mickey?
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Sometimes I hate "technical" recruiters.0
or better yet. . . the iPad charger 
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