Why Did The Person Above You Get Arrested?

Beastmode454

graffiti

fairygirlpie9

Crimes to fashion

justinproulx1

rape

Mia_RagazzaTosta

General asshat-ery

justinproulx1

tree hugging

MissKim78

Beating up the tree huggers :laugh:

brandi712

Hypnotizing people with her eyes to get them to do her evil bidding.....

mudknuckles

jaywalking with a chainsaw.

Summer_Lunatic

Was last arrested for urinating off a freeway bridge during rush hour in spite of peeing INTO the wind and only soaking himself.

tchell99

For conducting Frankenstein-like procedures in the quest for the optimal body.

norm67axp

shoplifting a puppy

badbull69

for causing numerous accidents while trying to direct traffic

starlaca

Using a back scratcher in public. Shameful!

JefferyArnold

@starlaca Impersonating a police officer

TomTomato

Speeding

sunshinesquared

For laying on the beach nude.

bigbarnold

For staring a nude people on the beach

Summer_Lunatic

^^ Was arrested for doing hand-stand push-ups at a toga party in the middle of a keg stand exposing himself to a group of teens who were peeking in the windows.

sugarkissprincess

Creeping around random windows with a camera and fish sticks

bigbarnold

stole fish sticks and was feeding creepers