Why Did The Person Above You Get Arrested?

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  • Leonidas_meets_Spartacus
    Leonidas_meets_Spartacus Posts: 6,198 Member
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    punched a cop.
  • bheathfit
    bheathfit Posts: 451 Member
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    Jaywalking... Quickly followed by!!!

    Lewd and Lascivious conduct.
    Assaulting an Officer.
    Resisting arrest.
    Grand Theft Auto of a Police Vehicle.
    Driving Under the Influence of a Controlled Substance. (2 doses of pre-workout!)
    Wanton Destruction of Public Property.
    Parking Violation. (Parked police cruiser on top of a fire hydrant)
    Display of a Sword in a Suggestive Manner. (Where the hell did he get this?!?)
    Brandishing of a Deadly Weapon.
    Littering.

    All charges except littering were dismissed. He received a $2000 fine and 90 days community service for the littering charge...
  • Crimson_Fire
    Crimson_Fire Posts: 2,504 Member
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    @fattyman- Beat a brah up
  • sentaruu
    sentaruu Posts: 2,206 Member
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    playing too much gta...
  • SaintGiff
    SaintGiff Posts: 3,679 Member
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    Case of mistaken identity. He looks just like the sidekick in every botched bank robbery since 1976.
  • ahawk56702
    ahawk56702 Posts: 136 Member
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    locked himself in a strangers closet and refused to come out
  • SaintGiff
    SaintGiff Posts: 3,679 Member
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    animal cruelty - tried to dye her dog's hair pink using Rustoleum.
  • mistress8956
    mistress8956 Posts: 265 Member
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    Glueing glitter and a horn on a horse trying to turn it into a unicorn BECAUSE THEY ARE THAT PRETTY!
  • Leonidas_meets_Spartacus
    Leonidas_meets_Spartacus Posts: 6,198 Member
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    she slapped her bf in front of the cop.
  • lirirod
    lirirod Posts: 107 Member
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    bar fight
  • SaintGiff
    SaintGiff Posts: 3,679 Member
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    Impersonating a Kardashian.
  • mistress8956
    mistress8956 Posts: 265 Member
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    Secretly saved all his gf's hair (from shaving her legs) to glue it onto his body idk why:flowerforyou:

    Haha I was trying to hit the cop!!
  • ahawk56702
    ahawk56702 Posts: 136 Member
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    stabbed an unfaithful ex boyfriend
  • Leonidas_meets_Spartacus
    Leonidas_meets_Spartacus Posts: 6,198 Member
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    got caught steeling twinkies from the store.
  • ahawk56702
    ahawk56702 Posts: 136 Member
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    wouldn't stop drinking gutter water...they didn't know what else to do
  • ebayaddict0127
    ebayaddict0127 Posts: 523 Member
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    armed and dangerous
  • mistress8956
    mistress8956 Posts: 265 Member
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    Stole my dog!!
  • ahawk56702
    ahawk56702 Posts: 136 Member
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    impersonating dogs in public thereby disturbing the peace
  • Leonidas_meets_Spartacus
    Leonidas_meets_Spartacus Posts: 6,198 Member
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    beat her room mate, for cheating with her bf.
  • Init2winIt79
    Init2winIt79 Posts: 582
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    got caught betting on a fight between two teenage girls

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