Why Did The Person Above You Get Arrested?

xilka

spreading rabies

sentaruu

stealing my dog.

mudknuckles

proctologist found the rest of the ferret collection.

Slendermike

Streaking

Sinisterly

Did the spread eagle in front of a window at a nursing home.. Causing some poor senior citizens some distress.

Typo.

Danimal718

Creeping in people's bathroom windows

_Terrapin_

caught molesting the dinosaur at a putt putt course

Sinisterly

Was passing around "free samples" of pubes to preteens.

Slendermike

selling parsley and saying it was pot

silversociety

Arson. Burn this mother****** to the ground.

Sinisterly

For being my partner in crime with the arson.

bigbarnold

high speed pursuit in a stolen Twinkie truck while wearing a bikini @sin..

tlangenfeld

wanted to show the cop he could bench press his motorcycle.. not a good idea when the cop is still on it

mistress8956

Wrestling in a kiddie pool full of pudding in the middle of NYC

finallylean

Ran over the wife because she was tired of being the mistress

tlangenfeld

got caught shoplifting at walmart

mudknuckles

liked the shell off the m&m's and retuned the bag

tlangenfeld

his bad habit of walking by and smacking the womens butts got him in trouble with the last one when it was the butt of a police woman

ahawk56702

rounded up all the neighborhood puppies and made them practice jumping out of airplanes.

DustyMarie506

Broke in back stage at a rock concert and kidnapped the bass player

ahawk56702

went skinny dipping in a very public lake

GetRippedOrDieMirinBrahs

Hurt someone in the mosh pit during the punk show.

Sinisterly

Elbowed someone trying to selfie at the gym

littlebutlean

Being mischevious somehow I'm sure ..

tomwatso

Exhibitionist.

ahawk56702

funneled company funds

MissInfiniti

Climbing into an exhibit at the zoo to play with the animals

sentaruu

for taking my breath away :blushing:

littlebutlean

for taking my breath away :blushing:

He was a smooth criminal (with the ladies) ..

Sinisterly

Shirt was too tight, so he kept trying to take it off, until eventually a bear took it off him with no witnesses around, so he got a ticket for indecent exposure. The lady cop could not handle it, so she called for backup. He took off running, but was eventually caught down the road, with someone else's shirt on. They didn't buy it. He got booked.