Why Did The Person Above You Get Arrested?

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  • ahawk56702
    ahawk56702 Posts: 136 Member
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    got caught selling "diet pills" to underage girls made out of crack
  • RECowgill
    RECowgill Posts: 881 Member
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    You weren't arrested. But you were the one that beat bigbarnold at armwrestling at the bar.
  • bigbarnold
    bigbarnold Posts: 2,554 Member
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    beat a guy at arm wrestling and then called him a sissy and stole his wallet @trev

    Got caught buying crack that she called "diet pills" @ ahawk
  • ahawk56702
    ahawk56702 Posts: 136 Member
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    got caught smoking pot one foot outside of Colorado
  • mistress8956
    mistress8956 Posts: 265 Member
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    Dressing up as a nun and stripping in church
  • bigbarnold
    bigbarnold Posts: 2,554 Member
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    Got caught building a meth lab and said it was a experiment for school @ahawk

    Joined a nun stripping in church @mis..
  • ahawk56702
    ahawk56702 Posts: 136 Member
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    mistress and bigarnold got caught challenging fifth graders to duels with light sabers
  • RECowgill
    RECowgill Posts: 881 Member
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    yall got arrested by the MFP police for skipping over me. cheaters never win!
  • bigbarnold
    bigbarnold Posts: 2,554 Member
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    Yeah and we showed them! Oh... I mean I plead the 5th.. @ ahawk..

    for walking peoples dogs and not returning them. Then you sold them on ebay
  • ahawk56702
    ahawk56702 Posts: 136 Member
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    started stripping to "I'm too Sexy" in a kindergarten. He was blind folded and that it was an appropriate time.
  • HDHogger
    HDHogger Posts: 764
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    Cops busted her for offering P4P on Craigslist
  • ahawk56702
    ahawk56702 Posts: 136 Member
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    stole all the neighborhood puppies
  • bigbarnold
    bigbarnold Posts: 2,554 Member
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    Made a stew out of puppies and called it noodles and poodle stew
  • HDHogger
    HDHogger Posts: 764
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    Got caught eating doughnuts he didn't pay for while grocery shopping at SAMs Club
  • aless820
    aless820 Posts: 101 Member
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    He snowboarded in a restricted area
  • RECowgill
    RECowgill Posts: 881 Member
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    She stopped a man's heart from beating with her hotness! Unfortunately, he did not make it.
  • Groovyca2022
    Groovyca2022 Posts: 21,378 Member
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    Was eating grapes at the super market without paying first.
  • RECowgill
    RECowgill Posts: 881 Member
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    Was eating grapes at the super market without paying first.

    I have done this, you read me like a book. However I did see you get arrested at the same store for trying to set all the lobsters in the lobster tank free.
  • SaintGiff
    SaintGiff Posts: 3,679 Member
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    Refused to obey the "No shoes. No shirt. Nooooo Dice" rule.
  • Groovyca2022
    Groovyca2022 Posts: 21,378 Member
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    Faked blindness to grab boobs in large crowds....faker!

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