Why Did The Person Above You Get Arrested?

Grumpsandwich

Breathing heavy on Dunkin Donuts window and intimidating the old ladies on their coffee date

Sinisterly

Abused a twinkie in a way NO TWINKIE should be abused. It was a sad day for twinkies..

_Terrapin_

selling Twinkies to horny men, back of van down by the river....

Slendermike

Breathing heavy on Dunkin Donuts window and intimidating the old ladies on their coffee date

LMAO - Awesome

mudknuckles

buggery

tonytedesco

interfering with a police... er... investigation

Edit: that was for @terrapin

littlebutlean

Selling weed at an elementary school

_Terrapin_

@tony and @little something involving a farm animal and one witness stated as "Not what God intended to happen to that Billy Goat"

Slendermike

masterbating on an airplane

crazyferretperson

drink driving :laugh:

xilka

spreading rabies

sentaruu

stealing my dog.

mudknuckles

proctologist found the rest of the ferret collection.

Slendermike

Streaking

Sinisterly

Did the spread eagle in front of a window at a nursing home.. Causing some poor senior citizens some distress.

Typo.

Danimal718

Creeping in people's bathroom windows

_Terrapin_

caught molesting the dinosaur at a putt putt course

Sinisterly

Was passing around "free samples" of pubes to preteens.

Slendermike

selling parsley and saying it was pot

silversociety

Arson. Burn this mother****** to the ground.