Why Did The Person Above You Get Arrested?

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  • HermioneCantDraw
    HermioneCantDraw Posts: 423
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    Shoplifting whipped cream.
  • EverlastBoston
    EverlastBoston Posts: 421 Member
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    Indecent exposure...Breast fell out while jogging!!
  • HermioneCantDraw
    HermioneCantDraw Posts: 423
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    Indecent exposure...Breast fell out while jogging!!

    It would be funnier if it hadn't actually happened...

    Busted for stealing redbull from an ice cream truck.
  • SaintGiff
    SaintGiff Posts: 3,679 Member
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    Trafficking in stolen ferrets.
  • Groovyca2022
    Groovyca2022 Posts: 21,378 Member
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    scratching his head in public
  • SaintGiff
    SaintGiff Posts: 3,679 Member
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    Unsolicited frottage on someone who was handing out flyers for a new deli dressed as a wedge of cheese.
  • kangakev
    kangakev Posts: 2,430 Member
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    intoxicated while attempting to park a bulldozer in a handicapped parking spot
  • Groovyca2022
    Groovyca2022 Posts: 21,378 Member
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    @ SaintGiff..you said you loved it..sorry for disturbing you doing work.

    @ Kang...passing counterfeit money at the local grocery store.
  • Vorcha
    Vorcha Posts: 126
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    Making lecherous remarks to a strapping young man in a hotdog suit.
  • BlueAngelChar
    BlueAngelChar Posts: 1,364 Member
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    nailed the copper with a staple gun
  • asaw00
    asaw00 Posts: 1,904 Member
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    Disturbing the peace
  • samr73
    samr73 Posts: 440 Member
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    She cat-burgled the Crown Jewels
  • candacet36
    candacet36 Posts: 353 Member
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    Public Intoxication....AGAIN! I am not bailing you out again! :bigsmile:
  • asaw00
    asaw00 Posts: 1,904 Member
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    impersonating a police officer
  • Groovyca2022
    Groovyca2022 Posts: 21,378 Member
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    drunk driving the high school bus
  • mistress8956
    mistress8956 Posts: 265 Member
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    Shoplifting vibrators....but only the pink ones....got caught when they all fell out:laugh:
  • Groovyca2022
    Groovyca2022 Posts: 21,378 Member
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    Shoplifting vibrators....but only the pink ones....got caught when they all fell out:laugh:

    Funny..lol.
  • MissKim78
    MissKim78 Posts: 426 Member
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    Showing too much leg on the side of the highway, causing crashes

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