Why Did The Person Above You Get Arrested?

burning2much

for being a smart ***

arwacky

for being a smart ***

For refusing to smack it!!

Fithealthyforlife

For not making the cut for recommended # of posts to be a full-fledged post monger.

arwacky

For not making the # of posts cut.

For not telling me there's a minimum!!! >:(

LittleBallofFurr

For trying to seduce the officer to get out of a speeding ticket

Fithealthyforlife

For not making the # of posts cut.

For not telling me there's a minimum!!! >:(

And for editing my post *while* she was replying to the previous version of it!

dgeorgiadis

For scamming old people out of their pensions.

Fithealthyforlife

For scamming old people out of their pensions.

What?!

@dg: For lying big-time!

tchell99

For Metro-bating. Yep, just what it sounds like.

Fithealthyforlife

For Metro-bating. Yep, just what it sounds like.

For dangling her fishing line and wiggling her hook...

zderain

dv

avasano

being cheeky.

zderain

singing in the rain.

Crimson_Fire

Huffing on paint in public

ChadPRun

Set everything on fire

SweetTrouble_

Flasher

TattooTwinset

Racing to Starbucks

Will_Thrust_For_Candy

Talking dirty to clients on that headset.

Just_Bella

For being to damn sexy!

TattooTwinset

High speed on foot chase

Will_Thrust_For_Candy

For being to damn sexy!

Because I'm trying to get arrested for creeping on you

SaintGiff

Unsolicited Thrusting. Total Red State crime.

AshleyM71

Naked motorcycle riding. I guess it's illegal?

SaintGiff

Committed no crime. Cops just needed an excuse to pat her down.

PatheticNoetic

Stole a bottle of bourbon.

burning2much

Intoxicated in public

NatiaGonitellie

Dropping mice down the front of Women's dresses.

LadyPinkMan

For practicing witchcraft and dark magic.

bigbarnold

For repeatedly calling the police on herself so that she could get patted down.

TheyCallMeMISTERChace

Loan shark collections