Why Did The Person Above You Get Arrested?

TattooedNici

For slapping the ship's Capt with an oar.

Fabfitgirl5

Disorderly conduct at a RAVE party... and that's saying something :drinker:

Phenylethylamine_Phreak

She would pose as a tailor at the Men's Warehouse and offer to take inseam measurements of unsuspecting guys

kittyd7015

walking round the mall naked

DaWayne360

Reckless driving. Failure to keep her *kitten* in the right lane.....see what I did there?:laugh:

kittyd7015

having a beird

SusanKing1981

Looking like she's riding topless....

TheBadToe

She slipped the guy behind her some GHB and he passed out on the railing.

lookinggoodkel

he was taking photos in the girls changing rooms

SuziAstro26

Drunk and disorderly

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

she was extorting money from people for their nude pic.

lookinggoodkel

he forgot to wear clothes in gym

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

she mowed her lawn naked

DreamOfSunshine

he kept kicking people and claiming the space for Sparta...

lookinggoodkel

she forgot to pay for that little black number

Phenylethylamine_Phreak

rode her lover bareback.......through the streets of Sofia

Phenylethylamine_Phreak

@m Ves - rode her lover bareback.......through the streets of Sofia

cakeordeath

flashing a police officer to get out of a ticket.

sunshinesquared

For stealing the officers handcuffs.

sunshinesquared

For doing kinky things at work...

@pheny

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

possession of weed.

lookinggoodkel

for taking photos while driving

cakeordeath

@lookinggoodke running an illegal sweat shop making sweat bands for rich people

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

for robbing rich people

lookinggoodkel

@cakeordeath was working long side me as my junior

Groovyca2022

Flipping the bird to the police

Phoenix__Rising

her evil sexy self burned down the MFP network!!

OperationSuperKAT

Just too sexy for the general public

bronsted93

Car theft.

303enfield

murder