Why Did The Person Above You Get Arrested?

no_russian

Jaywalking

Phoenix__Rising

Egging an officer.

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

Intent to sell.

32sami

Cause he's a bad boy

QuiznatoddBidness

f'ing up that file and blaming a co-worker

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

She was my partner in crime

mblair1968

not having a permit to show off the guns

Athena1007

Attempted theft of a clown car

32sami

f'ing up that file and blaming a co-worker

I fixed the file lol

You're a bad boy L lol


stealing

CharleePear

For trying to rope people into the titanic scene forcefully.

SugarBaby71

For impersonating a store mannequin

sw33tp3a11

Hiding in the mens fitting rooms

SaintGiff

Please.. She'd have to kill someone to get arrested.

fr053n

wouldnt put on clothes

Megan101792

fought a bouncer and won.

lyrics09

Robbed a bank riding a llama.

airbearlover

Became a modern day radical Robin Hood.

twiggypal

the selfie police knocked on her door

SwedishSarah

He was the main source of a fainting outbreak at his gym when he went shirtless

sheepysaccount

Stole my cookies!

Jonesingmucho

Tried to remove the big black tall furry hat off one of the Royal Guards at Buckingham Palace

Oklahoma_qt

For dancing naked on the counter at Starbucks

Excuse_less

For giving men whiplash

Phoenix__Rising

For drinking on his hike and dumping a trail of bottles behind.

Groovyca2022

acting like a nutty mad woman in the dr office from lack of coffee

jacques57

For using the word "groovy"; after all this is 2014.

BrklynTico

For having my back in a bar fight. Appreciate it, homie.

Groovyca2022

Starting *kitten* in a bar fight....nothing but trouble

MikeCrazy

Public nudity.

BrklynTico

I don't start trouble. It just finds me.