Why Did The Person Above You Get Arrested?

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  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    For being my partner in crime with the arson.
  • bigbarnold
    bigbarnold Posts: 2,554 Member
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    high speed pursuit in a stolen Twinkie truck while wearing a bikini @sin..
  • tlangenfeld
    tlangenfeld Posts: 2,330 Member
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    wanted to show the cop he could bench press his motorcycle.. not a good idea when the cop is still on it
  • mistress8956
    mistress8956 Posts: 265 Member
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    Wrestling in a kiddie pool full of pudding in the middle of NYC
  • finallylean
    finallylean Posts: 553 Member
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    Ran over the wife because she was tired of being the mistress
  • tlangenfeld
    tlangenfeld Posts: 2,330 Member
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    got caught shoplifting at walmart
  • mudknuckles
    mudknuckles Posts: 1,417 Member
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    liked the shell off the m&m's and retuned the bag
  • tlangenfeld
    tlangenfeld Posts: 2,330 Member
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    his bad habit of walking by and smacking the womens butts got him in trouble with the last one when it was the butt of a police woman
  • ahawk56702
    ahawk56702 Posts: 136 Member
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    rounded up all the neighborhood puppies and made them practice jumping out of airplanes.
  • DustyMarie506
    DustyMarie506 Posts: 65
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    Broke in back stage at a rock concert and kidnapped the bass player
  • ahawk56702
    ahawk56702 Posts: 136 Member
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    went skinny dipping in a very public lake
  • GetRippedOrDieMirinBrahs
    GetRippedOrDieMirinBrahs Posts: 124
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    Hurt someone in the mosh pit during the punk show.
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    Elbowed someone trying to selfie at the gym
  • littlebutlean
    littlebutlean Posts: 2,159 Member
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    Being mischevious somehow I'm sure ..
  • tomwatso
    tomwatso Posts: 1,304 Member
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    Exhibitionist.
  • ahawk56702
    ahawk56702 Posts: 136 Member
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    funneled company funds
  • MissInfiniti
    MissInfiniti Posts: 142 Member
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    Climbing into an exhibit at the zoo to play with the animals
  • sentaruu
    sentaruu Posts: 2,206 Member
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    for taking my breath away :blushing:
  • littlebutlean
    littlebutlean Posts: 2,159 Member
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    for taking my breath away :blushing:

    He was a smooth criminal (with the ladies) ..
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    Shirt was too tight, so he kept trying to take it off, until eventually a bear took it off him with no witnesses around, so he got a ticket for indecent exposure. The lady cop could not handle it, so she called for backup. He took off running, but was eventually caught down the road, with someone else's shirt on. They didn't buy it. He got booked.

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