Why Did The Person Above You Get Arrested?

mistress8956

Trying to sell his body parts on the black market

_Terrapin_

got caught with a trampoline, a goat, and a turkey on the grass in a public park in Boston

mudknuckles

tried to buy Viagra on the black market

_Terrapin_

Lives in Pleasantville, CA and hasn't smiled in 4 years

Sinisterly

Had too much swagggg :glasses:

bigbarnold

Stuffing Twinkies in her shirt at the dollar store. @sin..

sentaruu

bar fight, as in fighting everyone in the bar... and kicking the crap out of all of them.

mudknuckles

Tried to guess what others had eaten by the smell of their farts, arrested during demo

_Terrapin_

@sin caught with Mr Universe's undies in her pocket

@sentaruu fell asleep in a ladies bathroom stall, wearing nothing but fishnet stockings

dzikjestdziki

mypersonalfitnessjourney

For refusing to leave the gym after closing

salembambi

criminally purrfect eyeliner

Sinisterly

Pouted at the officer

mudknuckles

stole the chains of the pens in the bank

mypersonalfitnessjourney

criminally purrfect eyeliner

You'd definitely get arrested for that as well.

tonytedesco

If I'm a cop, I'm thinking those sexy eyes are a bribe

_Terrapin_

cheesy one liners at a bar

mudknuckles

"power farting" (see profile picture) in church.

_Terrapin_

groping Sister Catherine after services....

Slendermike

lurking at the kindergarten