Why Did The Person Above You Get Arrested?

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  • SaintGiff
    SaintGiff Posts: 3,679 Member
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    In my defense, most of the boobs were fake as well....

    Carjacked a riding mower
  • Groovyca2022
    Groovyca2022 Posts: 21,378 Member
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    In my defense, most of the boobs were fake as well....

    Carjacked a riding mower

    It is my cousins riding mover...and I borrowed it.

    You sir, are a compulsive liar and committed perjury in my case. (busted under oath, lol)
  • JessieGurlJb
    JessieGurlJb Posts: 441
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    Mob wife
  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,585 Member
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    craigslist escort sting
  • SaintGiff
    SaintGiff Posts: 3,679 Member
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    Swept up in a group of protesters.
  • HermioneCantDraw
    HermioneCantDraw Posts: 423
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    Reckless endangerment of National Treasure Richard Simmons.
  • JessieGurlJb
    JessieGurlJb Posts: 441
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    craigslist escort sting

    Ima say you were arrested for causing someone an infection while pretending to be dracula
  • SaintGiff
    SaintGiff Posts: 3,679 Member
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    Criminal Hotness.
  • Fiery_Vixen
    Fiery_Vixen Posts: 795 Member
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    Dancing in the middle of a busy intersection during rush hour in nothing but a tutu (actually, I'd really like to see that lol)

    LOL I actually wrote that for JessieGirl but it still applies for SaintGiff :laugh:
  • SaintGiff
    SaintGiff Posts: 3,679 Member
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    She stole my heart...
  • Fiery_Vixen
    Fiery_Vixen Posts: 795 Member
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    Awwwww....:love:
  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,585 Member
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    craigslist escort sting

    Ima say you were arrested for causing someone an infection while pretending to be dracula

    LOL perfect

    @Suzielynne trunk full of marijuana while crossing the boarder
  • JessieGurlJb
    JessieGurlJb Posts: 441
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    Dancing in the middle of a busy intersection during rush hour in nothing but a tutu (actually, I'd really like to see that lol)

    LOL I actually wrote that for JessieGirl but it still applies for SaintGiff :laugh:

    Haha I could see that happening after a show. But SaintGiff doing it would be more entertaining
  • SaintGiff
    SaintGiff Posts: 3,679 Member
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    Busted smuggling knock off handbags
  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,585 Member
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    illegal ant circus
  • mistress8956
    mistress8956 Posts: 265 Member
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    Kidnapping a doctor so he would do 'at home' work on her. But she only got caught because the neighbors heard his screams when she was trying to give HIM a boob job
  • GetRippedOrDieMirinBrahs
    GetRippedOrDieMirinBrahs Posts: 124
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    Raped my cat
  • SaintGiff
    SaintGiff Posts: 3,679 Member
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    Running an unlicensed tattoo parlor.
  • mudknuckles
    mudknuckles Posts: 1,417 Member
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    why wouldn't you arrest him, he just looks guilty.
  • sentaruu
    sentaruu Posts: 2,206 Member
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    drunk and disorderly

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