Help Me Help You

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  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
    OP's hose:

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  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    Some beggars cant be choosers. It's free professional services. So all you broke *kitten* hose needing some trainings, just send friend invite.

    You're teaching free classes on how to be a *kitten* and giant man-child on the internet? Pleaaassseee tell me more.

    I think he is charging for the douche canoe rides….
  • Some beggars cant be choosers. It's free professional services. So all you broke *kitten* hose needing some trainings, just send friend invite.

    If the hose is broke, then what's the point?

    A broke fit hose wont have to buy herself dinner. She will have a man like me wining and dining her.

    Lol wining and dining for OP = Applebee's 2 for 1 dinner special ….

    Yeah you go on with the lip, Mr I got 2oz of gold.
  • ComradeTovarich
    ComradeTovarich Posts: 495 Member
    C-can you train me too, senpai?

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  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,899 Member
    Some beggars cant be choosers. It's free professional services. So all you broke *kitten* hose needing some trainings, just send friend invite.

    If the hose is broke, then what's the point?

    A broke fit hose wont have to buy herself dinner. She will have a man like me wining and dining her.

    Lol wining and dining for OP = Applebee's 2 for 1 dinner special ….

    Yeah you go on with the lip, Mr I got 2oz of gold.

    Are those like those 2 oz of guns?
  • Galatea_Stone
    Galatea_Stone Posts: 2,037 Member
    Some beggars cant be choosers. It's free professional services. So all you broke *kitten* hose needing some trainings, just send friend invite.

    If the hose is broke, then what's the point?

    A broke fit hose wont have to buy herself dinner. She will have a man like me wining and dining her.

    Oh, gee. Just what every woman of a certain age wants. A gym trainee wining and dining her.

    So, what are we talking here? A bottle of Mogen David and Five Guys?
  • jenifr818
    jenifr818 Posts: 805 Member
    Some beggars cant be choosers. It's free professional services. So all you broke *kitten* hose needing some trainings, just send friend invite.

    If the hose is broke, then what's the point?

    A broke fit hose wont have to buy herself dinner. She will have a man like me wining and dining her.

    A broke *kitten* ho like me can only dream of a fine wine and dine like that :blushing:
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    Some beggars cant be choosers. It's free professional services. So all you broke *kitten* hose needing some trainings, just send friend invite.

    If the hose is broke, then what's the point?

    A broke fit hose wont have to buy herself dinner. She will have a man like me wining and dining her.

    Lol wining and dining for OP = Applebee's 2 for 1 dinner special ….

    Yeah you go on with the lip, Mr I got 2oz of gold.

    or what? you gonna come find me and teach me sum techniques bro …LOLZ ….you are a funny guy ..entertaining fo who
  • Lrdoflamancha
    Lrdoflamancha Posts: 1,280 Member
    In because the last one was so much fun....
  • Just curious...why "young?"

    Because he doesn't want any cougars. At least that was his answer in his other thread.

    We don't want him either.
  • HawkeyeTy
    HawkeyeTy Posts: 681 Member
    Oh, it's you again...
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    Just curious...why "young?"

    Because he doesn't want any cougars. At least that was his answer in his other thread.

    We don't want him either.

    raise hand….will take cougars….apply here...
  • Some beggars cant be choosers. It's free professional services. So all you broke *kitten* hose needing some trainings, just send friend invite.

    If the hose is broke, then what's the point?

    A broke fit hose wont have to buy herself dinner. She will have a man like me wining and dining her.

    Oh, gee. Just what every woman of a certain age wants. A gym trainee wining and dining her.

    So, what are we talking here? A bottle of Mogen David and Five Guys?

    Cold Duck and White Castle?
  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,899 Member
    Just curious...why "young?"

    Because he doesn't want any cougars. At least that was his answer in his other thread.

    We don't want him either.

    raise hand….will take cougars….apply here...

    Seriously. Like all of them. Now. Collectively together.
  • herblackwings39
    herblackwings39 Posts: 3,930 Member
    Following because I have to be old and responsible and work tomorrow. I wonder if the thread will be deleted before I get home though.
  • Just curious...why "young?"

    Because he doesn't want any cougars. At least that was his answer in his other thread.

    We don't want him either.

    raise hand….will take cougars….apply here...

    Rawr!!!

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  • LetsTryThisAgain54
    LetsTryThisAgain54 Posts: 381 Member
    HAHA!!! This is the same guy that posted in Chit-chat looking for 19 year olds. Yeah, he'll get a ton of friends!!! lol
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
    Waits for "oh haha! U got trolled! Derp derp."
  • sdbeachbum
    sdbeachbum Posts: 664 Member
    Some beggars cant be choosers. It's free professional services. So all you broke *kitten* hose needing some trainings, just send friend invite.


    *can't
    **hoes

    just saying…..
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    Just curious...why "young?"

    Because he doesn't want any cougars. At least that was his answer in his other thread.

    We don't want him either.

    raise hand….will take cougars….apply here...

    Seriously. Like all of them. Now. Collectively together.

    agreed!
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    ERMAHGAWD PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!
  • thesevolatiletimes
    thesevolatiletimes Posts: 59 Member
    Some beggars cant be choosers. It's free professional services. So all you broke *kitten* hose needing some trainings, just send friend invite.

    ALL DOSE HOSES ARE SO BROKE BRO. SO BROKE THAT THE CREEPER CAN OBJECTIFY THE HECK OUT OF THEM AND PERFORM TRAININGS ON 'DEM!

    Perhaps work a bit on spelling if you actually contemplate picking up gullible ladies. Hrmm.
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    How come I'm not picked yet?!?! O wait.. I has to be blonde. I not blonde.
  • TheSlorax
    TheSlorax Posts: 2,401 Member
    I'm 21 and put out on the first date. I don't even think i need any help. Thanks anyway op.
  • thesevolatiletimes
    thesevolatiletimes Posts: 59 Member
    Some beggars cant be choosers. It's free professional services. So all you broke *kitten* hose needing some trainings, just send friend invite.

    If the hose is broke, then what's the point?

    A broke fit hose wont have to buy herself dinner. She will have a man like me wining and dining her.

    A broke fit hose will have enough confidence and self respect to steer clear of any student claiming that she needs to be wined and dined. WHO SAYS LESBIAN HOSES DON'T EXIST?!
  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,899 Member
    How come I'm not picked yet?!?! O wait.. I has to be blonde. I not blonde.

    But those big black beady eyes are ADORBS!

    Makes me want to grab you by the ears . . .
  • Training hose in action.
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  • ComradeTovarich
    ComradeTovarich Posts: 495 Member
    How come I'm not picked yet?!?! O wait.. I has to be blonde. I not blonde.

    You're also a cartoon rabbit.
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    How come I'm not picked yet?!?! O wait.. I has to be blonde. I not blonde.

    But those big black beady eyes are ADORBS!

    Makes me want to grab you by the ears . . .
    You just trying to lure me into the kitchen because you want some rabbit soup :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad:
  • bignat716
    bignat716 Posts: 18 Member
    Just trying out the reply.