Help Me Help You

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  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,899 Member
    How come I'm not picked yet?!?! O wait.. I has to be blonde. I not blonde.

    But those big black beady eyes are ADORBS!

    Makes me want to grab you by the ears . . .
    You just trying to lure me into the kitchen because you want some rabbit soup :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad:

    that's not the only way to eat a rabbit . . .






    And, with that I should call it a night! :drinker:
  • Sunbrooke
    Sunbrooke Posts: 632 Member
    Some beggars cant be choosers. It's free professional services. So all you broke *kitten* hose needing some trainings, just send friend invite.

    I thought you were a "future" professional.
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    How come I'm not picked yet?!?! O wait.. I has to be blonde. I not blonde.

    But those big black beady eyes are ADORBS!

    Makes me want to grab you by the ears . . .
    You just trying to lure me into the kitchen because you want some rabbit soup :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad:

    that's not the only way to eat a rabbit . . .






    And, with that I should call it a night! :drinker:
    osnap LOL
  • lexcoulstring
    lexcoulstring Posts: 386 Member
    LOL. got my Comic Relief for the day. Well Done OP. I won't pass either. Apparently I'm a cougar too lol
  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,585 Member
    OP you need Satan in your life
  • QuietBloom
    QuietBloom Posts: 5,413 Member
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGt5f70K02Q
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
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  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,899 Member
    OP you need Satan in your life

    Everyone could use a little more Satan
  • Galatea_Stone
    Galatea_Stone Posts: 2,037 Member
    OP you need Satan in your life

    Everyone could use a little more Satan

    I thought you were calling it a night.

    Go to bed.
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    OP you need Satan in your life

    Everyone could use a little more Satan

    I thought you were calling it a night.

    Go to bed.

    LOL and so it begins….
  • qtgonewild
    qtgonewild Posts: 1,930 Member
    The younger the berry, the sweeter the juice ;)
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    AHHH!!! Love her hair! I wonder if those extensions come in my color..
  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,899 Member
    Anyone sober in here?
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
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  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    I'm 21 and put out on the first date. I don't even think i need any help. Thanks anyway op.

    :laugh:
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    Any cougars feeling left out by OP, hmu with pics

    kik: cougarhunter
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    Sure, you guys are all laughing, but he has TWO friends!!
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Sure, you guys are all laughing, but he has TWO friends!!
    Poor girls.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    Sure, you guys are all laughing, but he has TWO friends!!

    Natural selection at work. Idiocracy shall come to pass.

    In other news, nice skirt!
  • Mr_Bad_Example
    Mr_Bad_Example Posts: 2,403 Member
    Looking for young fitness minded friends that will let me coach them while I study for a future as a personal trainer.

    Oooohhhhhh, a weird, random faceless man wants to coach me? I am so NOT IN.
  • Galatea_Stone
    Galatea_Stone Posts: 2,037 Member
    Any cougars feeling left out by OP, hmu with pics

    kik: cougarhunter

    Have I ever told you I find Pikachu faaaascinating?
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    Sure, you guys are all laughing, but he has TWO friends!!

    Natural selection at work. Idiocracy shall come to pass.

    In other news, nice skirt!

    Thank you! :flowerforyou:
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    Sure, you guys are all laughing, but he has TWO friends!!

    Natural selection at work. Idiocracy shall come to pass.

    In other news, nice skirt!

    maybe he fed them electrolytes….
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    Any cougars feeling left out by OP, hmu with pics

    kik: cougarhunter

    Have I ever told you I find Pikachu faaaascinating?

    Hey gurl, I can make you Squirtle.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    Sure, you guys are all laughing, but he has TWO friends!!

    Natural selection at work. Idiocracy shall come to pass.

    In other news, nice skirt!

    maybe he fed them electrolytes….

    It's what women crave!
  • TheSlorax
    TheSlorax Posts: 2,401 Member
    Sure, you guys are all laughing, but he has TWO friends!!

    Natural selection at work. Idiocracy shall come to pass.

    In other news, nice skirt!

    maybe he fed them electrolytes….

    I was thinking he gave them a protein shake
  • beardedwarriortx
    beardedwarriortx Posts: 238 Member
    I will be your personal trainer for booze!
  • determinedbutlazy
    determinedbutlazy Posts: 1,941 Member
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  • valmaebel
    valmaebel Posts: 1,045 Member
    Some beggars cant be choosers. It's free professional services. So all you broke *kitten* hose needing some trainings, just send friend invite.

    If the hose is broke, then what's the point?

    A broke fit hose wont have to buy herself dinner. She will have a man like me wining and dining her.

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  • Fiery_Vixen
    Fiery_Vixen Posts: 795 Member
    Sure, you guys are all laughing, but he has TWO friends!!
    Poor girls.

    Not anymore....Just seeing one now. Somebody must've wised up :tongue:

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