Rant - Stupid annoying things bad drivers do

Go_Mizzou99
Go_Mizzou99 Posts: 2,628 Member
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Quit texting at a stop light. When the light turns green - GO - don't wait for us all to honk.

Oh - and thanks for the super friendly wave. How did you lose the other 3 fingers? Texting accident?

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  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Use breasts as cup holder for soda.
  • bobbiejof33
    bobbiejof33 Posts: 55
    Use breasts as cup holder for soda.

    Though not for soda, my breasts get used for holding a lot!! But I don't text and drive :) I HATE when someone ahead of me is weaving, slowing down, speeding up and when I finally can get around them, their faces are staring at their laps. I usually honk and scare them. Like seriously, if you aren't looking at the road, you are just ASKING for an accident
  • JefferyArnold
    JefferyArnold Posts: 1,479 Member
    Drive cars, or SUVs... Period.

    All of them seem to be out to get me on my motorcycle!!!
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Drive cars, or SUVs... Period.

    All of them seem to be out to get me on my motorcycle!!!
    I'm sorry, I didn't see you there! MY HAIR WAS CURLY THAT DAY!!!
    -chops hair off-

    Oh, it's all good now. :flowerforyou:
  • AwesomeGuy37
    AwesomeGuy37 Posts: 436 Member
    People are always in a hurry. Why??
  • Go_Mizzou99
    Go_Mizzou99 Posts: 2,628 Member
    Use breasts as cup holder for soda.

    This would distract me lol
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    People are always in a hurry. Why??
    Because other people are in a procession to get to someone's funeral..
  • HunterKiller_deleted
    HunterKiller_deleted Posts: 458
    Where i live no one signals when they turn. Drives me (no pun intended) up the f***ing wall!
  • CometMeebru
    CometMeebru Posts: 122
    Driving slow in the left lane on the highway, those people should stop breathing, as in forever.
    Not knowing how to properly make a left turn at an intersection, aka waiting for EVERY. SINGLE. CAR. to pass before they even attempt to turn.
    Straddling lanes.
    Driving with highbeams on
    Being unaware of what it means when someone flashes their lights at you; either I'm warning you about cops, an accident, or telling you to turn your highbeams off.
    Potato female drivers who are unaware of their blind spot
    People who can't drive stick and stall at every intersection, stop sign, or slow traffic area
  • firefoxxie
    firefoxxie Posts: 381 Member
    What gets me the worst is when I'm already going above the speed limit and some hot shot rides up my tail urging me to increase my speed.
  • R_Calvillo
    R_Calvillo Posts: 177 Member
    People that don't know what a yield sign means.
  • smelius22
    smelius22 Posts: 334 Member
    Braking on the on-ramp. or not letting people on the damn highway, thus causing them to brake.

    This would all be solved by *not* driving in the right hand lane unless you need to exit within a half mile.
  • RGv2
    RGv2 Posts: 5,789 Member
    The ones that seem to lack the ability to get their car between the lines that denote the area to park your car.
  • Alehmer
    Alehmer Posts: 433 Member
    I feel safer on a racetrack than I do with some of these Florida drivers!


    Turn signals are for YOUR SAFETY, seriously how hard is it?

    Passing on the right

    Not passing on the left

    Merging at 40mph slower than traffic speed on interstate, you are putting everyone at risk of a high speed collision!
  • smelius22
    smelius22 Posts: 334 Member
    People are always in a hurry. Why??

    ::raises hand:: That would be me.

    If someone is at least going the speed limit, that's fine.

    If someone is going 3+ miles under the speed limit, get the hell outta the way! There is no excuse lol
  • smelius22
    smelius22 Posts: 334 Member
    The ones that seem to lack the ability to get their car between the lines that denote the area to park your car.

    YES! I found these hilarious cards you can put on peoples' cars when they park stupid that say "The way you pulled in makes me wish your dad had pulled out" hahaha
  • jazzcatastrophe
    jazzcatastrophe Posts: 54 Member
    What gets me the worst is when I'm already going above the speed limit and some hot shot rides up my tail urging me to increase my speed.

    People who do this make me so mad! I usually just slow way down to annoy them
  • Nemsyl
    Nemsyl Posts: 7
    people who dont give a courtesy wave when you let them ahead of you!
    ...but definitely the turning signals thing would have to be number 1!!
  • Lisa1971
    Lisa1971 Posts: 3,069 Member
    Tailgaiters! UGHHHHHH! I just drive slower to piss them off!
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  • Nemsyl
    Nemsyl Posts: 7
    yep, same here lol!
  • tenathequeena
    tenathequeena Posts: 49
    I live in Costa Rica and the motorcycles here are SO annoying. They drive in between the lanes of traffic (even when there's one lane northbound and another southbound) and evidently they think the noise their bike makes is directly related to the size of their manhood. (I don't mean the good vroom-vroom-vroom of a Harley, they ride dirt-bike like motorcycles here and they are sooooo loud.) Red lights are up to interpretation and turn signals are non existent.
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    I live in Costa Rica and the motorcycles here are SO annoying. They drive in between the lanes of traffic (even when there's one lane northbound and another southbound) and evidently they think the noise their bike makes is directly related to the size of their manhood. (I don't mean the good vroom-vroom-vroom of a Harley, they ride dirt-bike like motorcycles here and they are sooooo loud.) Red lights are up to interpretation and turn signals are non existent.
    Pretty sure they do it all over the world, not just Costa Rica, Panama and Colombia.
  • somefitsomefat
    somefitsomefat Posts: 445 Member
    People are always in a hurry. Why??

    This. Slow down. You probably aren't going anywhere important. This goes double in afternoon "rush hour." You're already off work dummy. Mellow out.
  • dmpizza
    dmpizza Posts: 3,321 Member
    I hate it when drivers misunderstand their GPS and swerve into the exit at the last possible moment, usually crossing the painted dividers..
  • DamianaKitten
    DamianaKitten Posts: 479 Member
    Also in Florida, and I'm convinced that turn signals must cost a lot of money here. :grumble:

    Also, when I signal to switch lanes (because that's what you're supposed to do...) people will ride my back quarter panel (usually either having to speed up to get there, or slow down to stay there) so that I can't get over. Seriously, what does it cost you to let me over??

    People who ride my tail because they're mad that I'm going 30-35mph, where the posted speed is 30. Seriously, tons of kids on our street, do you really think speeding is the right answer?

    People who don't know how to stop at stop signs. I've almost been in a lot of accidents at the 4-way next to my house because people don't think they actually need to stop there. :huh: Must be special snowflakes.

    People who stop in the middle of the road to have conversations with people on the sidewalk. Seriously, there's a parking lane on my road, ****ing use it if you want to stop.

    People who don't know how to maintain a consistent speed. Sure, some deviation is normal, but when it varies between 20-30mph every half mile, you really need to reevaluate your driving skills.

    People who don't know how to drive in their own lane. The lines are not meant to be straddled.
  • yo_andi
    yo_andi Posts: 2,178 Member
    Use breasts as cup holder for soda.

    ....so you can use one hand to text and one hand to smoke a cigarette right? You must live on the MA South Shore.
  • ktsmom430
    ktsmom430 Posts: 1,100 Member
    Not using turn signals. It just takes a flick of the finger and they have no problem using "the finger" otherwise.
  • sullus
    sullus Posts: 2,839 Member
    People who yield right-of-way. You're not being polite. You're actually being an *kitten*.

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