Why would the erson above u be mad at you?

lookinggoodkel

@Ohmydaze Ate my cousin and liked it. My cousin had rabies, sorry I didn't tell you.
@kel called the poster above her a him and I caught it.

Didn't see :blushing: well spotted



i kept making him think he was only my bf for his money

nurssassy

I stole the money she took from kimosabe1

darkrose20

I told her I didn't like black and white photography.

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

she didn't want me to run.

darkrose20

@Leonidas: You ran anyway.

lookinggoodkel

i told her to stop walking away from me

SaintGiff

One too many boob comments. Ok 306 too many boob comments.

RayF24

cuz i told him he needs to trim his beard

ComradeTovarich

Cause I used all the garnier fructis in my hair (and now it is lovely and sleek).

sdbeachbum

cause I cut his hair!!!

logicman69

I wouldn't take her to the beach.

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

@sd:Because i sent her a FR.
@logic: He didn't like my logic.

sdbeachbum

@sd:Because i sent her a FR.
@logic: He didn't like my logic.

LOL! :flowerforyou:

bmason67

because I'm too flirty with her

FreshKrisKreash

because I can only lift 40 pounds

sdbeachbum

because I confiscated her phone for 2 weeks!

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

Because I ate all her artichokes.

TimbuXD

Because i got first place

iVirgo

Because I always make him the designated driver when we go bar hoppin

RayF24

because i got him a cat for his birthday

FreshKrisKreash

because I stretched out her favorite jeans.

TheFisherKing

I snatched her phone away from her so she could converse and stop texting pics of her lunch!!!

EmilyAH91

I said bad things about those 2 girls.

AshleyM71

I told him he reminded me of Neil Patrick Harris

TheFisherKing

I bleached her yoga pants by accident

FreshKrisKreash

I had those 2 girls distract him so I could snatch his wallet.

darkrose20

Because I didn't take her with me to get mani/pedis.

TheFisherKing

I passed gas in a small space and when peolpe looked, I pointed at her and rolled my eyes. Now they all call her Windy Wendy

jeneferphillips89

I told his secret, it was him that passed gas. Windy Wally

FreshKrisKreash

I set her up on a blind date with a man that only refers to himself as "The Turbo".