Why would the erson above u be mad at you?

jeneferphillips89

I told "The turbo" to meet me in 30 min at my house and gave him her address

TheFisherKing

I intercepted "Turbo" and gave him the REAL address

FreshKrisKreash

I told him I was the real "Turbo".

SaintGiff

I dunno, man. I'm such a nice guy. Clearly she has kind of anger issue.

BraveNewdGirl

I ate the last Pop Tart.

jeneferphillips89

I snatched his sunglasses and ran

Edit for being slow. I snatched the snatched poptart

FreshKrisKreash

I told her how many calories are in a poptart! o.O

brewji

I stole her phone and left my own selfies in it

jeneferphillips89

I shoved the poptart in her mouth

ReginaldBrontosaurus

I couldn't love her just for her, and plus she hates my friends...:P

TheFisherKing

I asked if he were a ninja with that face scarf but he was hiding a REALLY bad tattoo from a night of drunken debauchery

SaintGiff

I de-alphabetized his DVDs

jeneferphillips89

I plucked a wild hair from his beard

djxil

@jeneferphilli. Well, I am not sure why she would be mad at me, so I tried on her stilettos, all the boys said I looked great, Oh, yeah, I broke the tip off the heal, that's why she's pissed, sorry Jennifer, I will buy you a new pair, promise!

jeneferphillips89

I put the tip of the broken stiletto in his mouth and told him to suck it. Punishment for wearing my shoes

TheFisherKing

I asked if she dyed her own hair and if not, she should consider finding a new stylist.

mariepreston1995

He wouldn't

SaintGiff

Took her profile pic with a camera mounted on the toe of my boot.

josephbar

@marie: Because i wouldn't let her pay or split the bill for dinner

@saint: he knows i'm geekier than him.... ;-)

SugarBaby71

I hid all his clothes

ReginaldBrontosaurus

Ignores thread flirting even at level 1000

FreshKrisKreash

I asked him to take off his face mask and he said no and I ripped it off and revealed that he had horse teeth.

josephbar

Because i keep calling her Krissy

FrankieFrench1

Shaved off his facial hair.

HunterKiller_deleted

I stole her comic!

sunshinesquared

Because I saw his spongebob!

FreshKrisKreash

Because I borrowed her sunglasses and never gave them back.

ReginaldBrontosaurus

Because I revealed to her the bad news that, because of advertising, when I creep her pics it looks like she is posing with a mutant battle vag. The good news is, so does everyone else.

FreshKrisKreash

eww that looks like my grandpa's ear!!
he died 2 years ago. lol
he's mad at me because I replaced all the food in his fridge with headless barbies

jeneferphillips89

Because I put the barbie heads under her pillow