Personal PMs

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  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,899 Member
    Right now, i get a lot of, "Oh my God, I love Fat Tire!"

    Back off b!tches! I'm not in a sharing mood!

    ^ mean drunk. Watch out!
  • Mr_Bad_Example
    Mr_Bad_Example Posts: 2,403 Member
    I heard that there were pervs and creeps here.

    Sounds like a fun crowd.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    Brb, putting up a butt shot so I can complain about being objectified.
  • TheApocalypse
    TheApocalypse Posts: 319 Member
    Thought I got one... turned out I did not get one... :laugh:
  • JenGemx8x9x
    JenGemx8x9x Posts: 37
    fact....pervs HATE broccoli :drinker:
  • brewji
    brewji Posts: 752 Member
    Brb, putting up a butt shot so I can complain about being objectified.

    lol, so true
  • Junken__Diraffe
    Junken__Diraffe Posts: 102
    *Pouts* :sad: I never get pervy PMs anymore.

    Also, for those who are curious, I could provide you with a list of the perviest pervs here. I've got lots of experience in that department...
  • fast_eddie_72
    fast_eddie_72 Posts: 719 Member
    What happened to the good ol' days of just ignoring and moving along with your day?

    Because sometimes pervs are good at hiding it. "What color is your hair" can be a normal non-pervy question on its own....or it can be completely pervy.

    change your profile pic to a 300 pound obese woman = problem solved.

    Yeah, got to kinda agree. I'm not excusing anyone's creepy behavior, but at the same time, it isn't difficult to predict the outcome of some decisions.
  • happyfeet1993
    happyfeet1993 Posts: 138 Member
    Brb, putting up a butt shot so I can complain about being objectified.

    :laugh:
  • mantium999
    mantium999 Posts: 1,490 Member
    I am here to learn the tricks to turn my body into something worthy of objectification.
  • in_the_stars
    in_the_stars Posts: 1,395 Member
    What is your kik?

    Where do you live?

    What color is your hair?

    Do you shave?

    What are you wearing now??

    Answers:
    No
    Here
    Same as picture
    Yes
    Scrubs

    hehehe

    So... you are... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bar_Refaeli ?
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
    What is your kik?

    Where do you live?

    What color is your hair?

    Do you shave?

    What are you wearing now??

    Answers:
    No
    Here
    Same as picture
    Yes
    Scrubs

    hehehe

    So... you are... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bar_Refaeli ?

    OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH the irony
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    What is your kik?

    Where do you live?

    What color is your hair?

    Do you shave?

    What are you wearing now??

    Answers:
    No
    Here
    Same as picture
    Yes
    Scrubs

    hehehe

    So... you are... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bar_Refaeli ?

    OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH the irony

    Delicous.
  • in_the_stars
    in_the_stars Posts: 1,395 Member
    Hahahaha!
  • MityMax96
    MityMax96 Posts: 5,778 Member
    What is your kik?

    Where do you live?

    What color is your hair?

    Do you shave?

    What are you wearing now??

    I need to write those down. :smile:
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    What is your kik?

    Where do you live?

    What color is your hair?

    Do you shave?

    What are you wearing now??

    What is it that puts you in this mood? The personal part or the PMS part?
  • mariepreston1995
    mariepreston1995 Posts: 221
    What is your kik?

    Where do you live?

    What color is your hair?

    Do you shave?

    What are you wearing now??

    What is it that puts you in this mood? The personal part or the PMS part?

    I'm not in a mood!! :angry:
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    What is your kik?

    Where do you live?

    What color is your hair?

    Do you shave?

    What are you wearing now??

    What is it that puts you in this mood? The personal part or the PMS part?

    I'm not in a mood!! :angry:

    Lies.
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    What is your kik?

    Where do you live?

    What color is your hair?

    Do you shave?

    What are you wearing now??

    What is it that puts you in this mood? The personal part or the PMS part?

    :laugh: :flowerforyou:
  • pawnstarNate
    pawnstarNate Posts: 1,728 Member
    What is your kik?

    Where do you live?

    What color is your hair?

    Do you shave?

    What are you wearing now??

    pfft...I never asked you about shaving. I asked if you waxed. Sheesh!
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
    http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-things-i-learned-from-worst-online-dating-profile-ever/

    As a child of the Internet and confirmed weirdo, imagine my relief when they finally took that last bastion of in-person awkwardness -- dating -- to my laptop instead. I've been using one of the major dating sites, OkCupid, on and off for about five years now. While it has its perks, being a woman on a dating site means immersing yourself in a disgusting cesspool of exposed nerves, unfiltered testosterone, and daily propositions to engage in sex acts so horrifying, I hadn't even heard of them before, and I'm from the Internet.

    I got the feeling that a lot of men on that site would message literally any woman who had a profile, but the optimist in me wanted to believe that there was a limit. Maybe there was a woman so awful, so toxic, so irredeemably unlikeable that no one would message her, or if they did, at least they would realize they never, ever wanted to meet her. So I made the OkCupid profile of the Worst Woman on Earth, hoping to prove that there exists an online dating profile so loathsome that no man would message it.

    I did not accomplish my goal.
  • DesertRains
    DesertRains Posts: 98 Member
    http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-things-i-learned-from-worst-online-dating-profile-ever/

    As a child of the Internet and confirmed weirdo, imagine my relief when they finally took that last bastion of in-person awkwardness -- dating -- to my laptop instead. I've been using one of the major dating sites, OkCupid, on and off for about five years now. While it has its perks, being a woman on a dating site means immersing yourself in a disgusting cesspool of exposed nerves, unfiltered testosterone, and daily propositions to engage in sex acts so horrifying, I hadn't even heard of them before, and I'm from the Internet.

    I got the feeling that a lot of men on that site would message literally any woman who had a profile, but the optimist in me wanted to believe that there was a limit. Maybe there was a woman so awful, so toxic, so irredeemably unlikeable that no one would message her, or if they did, at least they would realize they never, ever wanted to meet her. So I made the OkCupid profile of the Worst Woman on Earth, hoping to prove that there exists an online dating profile so loathsome that no man would message it.

    I did not accomplish my goal.

    WINNING!
  • mariepreston1995
    mariepreston1995 Posts: 221
    http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-things-i-learned-from-worst-online-dating-profile-ever/

    As a child of the Internet and confirmed weirdo, imagine my relief when they finally took that last bastion of in-person awkwardness -- dating -- to my laptop instead. I've been using one of the major dating sites, OkCupid, on and off for about five years now. While it has its perks, being a woman on a dating site means immersing yourself in a disgusting cesspool of exposed nerves, unfiltered testosterone, and daily propositions to engage in sex acts so horrifying, I hadn't even heard of them before, and I'm from the Internet.

    I got the feeling that a lot of men on that site would message literally any woman who had a profile, but the optimist in me wanted to believe that there was a limit. Maybe there was a woman so awful, so toxic, so irredeemably unlikeable that no one would message her, or if they did, at least they would realize they never, ever wanted to meet her. So I made the OkCupid profile of the Worst Woman on Earth, hoping to prove that there exists an online dating profile so loathsome that no man would message it.

    I did not accomplish my goal.

    That's crazy. It's true you attract bad guys when you're that way yourself… but good girls attract the bad ones also.
  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,585 Member
    I never get pms like this on here

    probably because I am not hot , barely lift & am not in one of the cool cliques
  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
    I never get pms like this on here

    probably because I am not hot , barely lift & am not in one of the cool cliques

    I find smiling does wonders for my popularity.
  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
    I never get pms like this on here

    probably because I am not hot , barely lift & am not in one of the cool cliques

    I find smiling does wonders for my popularity.

    Noooo.. It's your @ss...
  • mariepreston1995
    mariepreston1995 Posts: 221
    I never get pms like this on here

    probably because I am not hot , barely lift & am not in one of the cool cliques

    I find smiling does wonders for my popularity.

    Noooo.. It's your @ss...

    I see neither. haha
  • khkjkk
    khkjkk Posts: 55 Member
    Nope. This may be linked to the fact that my profile picture is a drawing of a bug.
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
    http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-things-i-learned-from-worst-online-dating-profile-ever/

    As a child of the Internet and confirmed weirdo, imagine my relief when they finally took that last bastion of in-person awkwardness -- dating -- to my laptop instead. I've been using one of the major dating sites, OkCupid, on and off for about five years now. While it has its perks, being a woman on a dating site means immersing yourself in a disgusting cesspool of exposed nerves, unfiltered testosterone, and daily propositions to engage in sex acts so horrifying, I hadn't even heard of them before, and I'm from the Internet.

    I got the feeling that a lot of men on that site would message literally any woman who had a profile, but the optimist in me wanted to believe that there was a limit. Maybe there was a woman so awful, so toxic, so irredeemably unlikeable that no one would message her, or if they did, at least they would realize they never, ever wanted to meet her. So I made the OkCupid profile of the Worst Woman on Earth, hoping to prove that there exists an online dating profile so loathsome that no man would message it.

    I did not accomplish my goal.

    That's crazy. It's true you attract bad guys when you're that way yourself… but good girls attract the bad ones also.

    No. Using a dating site while female subjects you to a barrage of stupid.
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    I never get pms like this on here

    probably because I am not hot , barely lift & am not in one of the cool cliques

    I find smiling does wonders for my popularity.

    Noooo.. It's your @ss...

    QFT! Derp's milkshake brings them ALL to the yard. :smile:

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