Personal PMs

Erin_goBrahScience

http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-things-i-learned-from-worst-online-dating-profile-ever/

As a child of the Internet and confirmed weirdo, imagine my relief when they finally took that last bastion of in-person awkwardness -- dating -- to my laptop instead. I've been using one of the major dating sites, OkCupid, on and off for about five years now. While it has its perks, being a woman on a dating site means immersing yourself in a disgusting cesspool of exposed nerves, unfiltered testosterone, and daily propositions to engage in sex acts so horrifying, I hadn't even heard of them before, and I'm from the Internet.

I got the feeling that a lot of men on that site would message literally any woman who had a profile, but the optimist in me wanted to believe that there was a limit. Maybe there was a woman so awful, so toxic, so irredeemably unlikeable that no one would message her, or if they did, at least they would realize they never, ever wanted to meet her. So I made the OkCupid profile of the Worst Woman on Earth, hoping to prove that there exists an online dating profile so loathsome that no man would message it.

I did not accomplish my goal.

This was a nice read and a fun break this afternoon :drinker:

salembambi

I never get pms like this on here

probably because I am not hot , barely lift & am not in one of the cool cliques

I find smiling does wonders for my popularity.

smiles are meant to be genuine

mantium999

I never get pms like this on here

probably because I am not hot , barely lift & am not in one of the cool cliques

I find smiling does wonders for my popularity.

Noooo.. It's your @ss...

Spoken from experience

RaspberryKeytoneBoondoggle

I never get pms like this on here

probably because I am not hot , barely lift & am not in one of the cool cliques

I find smiling does wonders for my popularity.

Noooo.. It's your @ss...

QFT

sassypants0923

I never get pms like this on here

probably because I am not hot , barely lift & am not in one of the cool cliques

I find smiling does wonders for my popularity.

Noooo.. It's your @ss...

Spoken from experience

**Takes a Deep Bow**

mantium999

I never get pms like this on here

probably because I am not hot , barely lift & am not in one of the cool cliques

I find smiling does wonders for my popularity.

Noooo.. It's your @ss...

Spoken from experience

**Takes a Deep Bow**

And the MFP men collectively forgot where they were for a moment

Derp_Diggler

I never get pms like this on here

probably because I am not hot , barely lift & am not in one of the cool cliques

I find smiling does wonders for my popularity.

smiles are meant to be genuine

If you can't genuinely find a reason to smile perhaps your demeanor has more to do with the lack of personal PMs than the other reasons you stated.

salembambi

I never get pms like this on here

probably because I am not hot , barely lift & am not in one of the cool cliques

I find smiling does wonders for my popularity.

smiles are meant to be genuine

If you can't genuinely find a reason to smile perhaps your demeanor has more to do with the lack of personal PMs than the other reasons you stated.

sounds good

fast_eddie_72

I never get pms like this on here

probably because I am not hot , barely lift & am not in one of the cool cliques

I find smiling does wonders for my popularity.

smiles are meant to be genuine

If you can't genuinely find a reason to smile perhaps your demeanor has more to do with the lack of personal PMs than the other reasons you stated.

sounds good

Try a butt pic. It'll work.

PghPensFan69

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