Awkward question for the men...(woman can't answer)

Chieflrg
Chieflrg Posts: 9,097 Member
Seriously, what do you do when women just stare at your dude? Like you walk by and they just stare at it...

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  • Building_Bulk
    Building_Bulk Posts: 20,596 Member
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  • csman49
    csman49 Posts: 1,100 Member
    let em look i say
  • Chieflrg
    Chieflrg Posts: 9,097 Member
    A wandering look is fine, I've know a few woman that I do not interact with on a daily basis, but will see on occasion because of my job. If they are sitting when I walk up to talk to them, almost every time they stare even as when I'm talking directly to them sometimes.

    First couple of times, I thought my zipper was undone or dirt on my pants.

    I looking for advice how to call them out on it, without damaging professional relationships.
  • ReginaldBrontosaurus
    ReginaldBrontosaurus Posts: 372 Member
    1. Yeah women have no idea and can't answer a question about having a specific body part/area stared at.

    2. I don't care ever, airports are like junk look contests.

    3. If you really don't like it, give them a glimpse of your baby pecs. Chics hate the little teenage brother look.
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    I know you said no women, but I'm a rebel, so there you go.

    Seriously though, on the rare occasion that someone is staring enough to make me uncomfortable, it's usually at my chest, and I generally just tell them that my face is what's talking, not my chest. Good luck gettin' ladies to stop starin' at your pants.
  • 1PatientBear
    1PatientBear Posts: 2,089 Member
    Who cares? Is it really that big a deal? Or maybe they just prefer looking at your zipper than your face. You must be an Adonis to make them so shy.
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  • mccindy72
    mccindy72 Posts: 7,001 Member
    what do you do, Lanny?
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
    I think I love this thread already!

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  • Phenylethylamine_Phreak
    Phenylethylamine_Phreak Posts: 2,211 Member
    I stare into their eyes until they make eye contact, then smile.

    Worse off, what do you do when a guy does it to you? I think that is what you really want to know isn't it....
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    this thread is chromosomal discrimination. OP is oppressing me.
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    This does not happen..it just doesn't. .
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  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
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  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    mmmm.... sausage.
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
    Sony+just+ripped+Microsoft%2527s+****+off+and+is+waving+it+in+their+face..gif

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    I was so horrified watching this one.
  • BamaBreezeNSaltAire
    BamaBreezeNSaltAire Posts: 966 Member
    Sony+just+ripped+Microsoft%2527s+****+off+and+is+waving+it+in+their+face..gif

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    I was so horrified watching this one.

    +1
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    This has never happened to me.
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    Seriously, what do you do when women just stare at your dude? Like you walk by and they just stare at it...

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    They are usually shoe shopping in their heads...
  • KinoM
    KinoM Posts: 359 Member
    They can't help it, it's hypnotic.
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  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    Play the old....show me yours and I'll show you mine game.
  • poedunk65
    poedunk65 Posts: 1,336 Member
    I scratch my balls and laugh.......LMAO. no really. I just smile and wink.:blushing: :noway:
  • bethgames
    bethgames Posts: 534 Member
    I can....aaaaand I did. :tongue:
  • LucasMeyer
    LucasMeyer Posts: 18 Member
    I immediately think that my fly is open and my hand automatically goes there to close it, which usually leads to some blushing :embarassed:
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    I think every guy in here claiming this happens more than 1-2 times ever is lying.

    Unless you are wearing super tight pants or packing some serious meat.
  • SaintGiff
    SaintGiff Posts: 3,679 Member
    http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=fe9_1389892607

    The woman at the end is awesome.
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
    I think every guy in here claiming this happens more than 1-2 times ever is lying.

    Unless you are wearing super tight pants or packing some serious socks.

    FIFY
  • SaintGiff
    SaintGiff Posts: 3,679 Member
    I think every guy in here claiming this happens more than 1-2 times ever is lying.

    Unless you are wearing super tight pants or packing some serious meat.

    I think you're not paying attention. The idea that women aren't checking us out as much as we check them out is pretty silly. It's that whole "women are only supposed to want sex with their husbands, and only when he wants it" bull****.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    I think every guy in here claiming this happens more than 1-2 times ever is lying.

    Unless you are wearing super tight pants or packing some serious socks.

    FIFY

    :laugh: