Favorite movie quotes

1PatientBear
1PatientBear Posts: 2,089 Member
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Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES"! - Winston Zeddemore in Ghostbusters

You die first, get it? Your friends might get me in a rush, but not before I make your head into a canoe, you understand me? - Wyatt Earp in Tombstone

Yeah, well, I always heard there were three kinds of suns in kansas, sunshine, sunflowers, and sons-of-b****es. - Josey Wales in The Outlaw Josey Wales

What? Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no! - Bluto in Animal House

Well, I believe in the soul, the c***, the p****, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. - Crash Davis in Bull Durham

Obviously, there are a TON of good ones. Let's have them....
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  • _JPunky
    _JPunky Posts: 508 Member
    "You speak blasphemy, sir."
    "Fluently."

    ~ Tuck Everlasting (Shut up, it's still a damn good quote!)
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    "Do you do drugs, Danny?"
    "Every day"
    "Then what's the problem?"

    --Caddyshack

    "The chinaman is not the issue here, Dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line, you DO NOT... Also, Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please." -- Walter in The Big Lebowski

    "Where does he get those wonderful toys?" - The Joker, Batman (1989)

    "Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul." --The Teacher in Billy Madison
  • BlueBombers
    BlueBombers Posts: 4,064 Member
    Dumb and Dumber:

    Harry Dunne: I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.

    Lloyd Christmas: I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver's full of *kitten*, man.
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
    Anything from My Cousin Vinny.

    "So you're saying there's a chance" - Dumb & Dumber

    "An idle mind is the devil's playground" - 29th Street
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    "You think this is a costume?? This is a way of life!" -Suicide, The Return of the Living Dead

    "Things change. Always do. You'll get your chance! Important thing is, when it comes, you've got to grab with both hands, and hold on tight!"- Otis, The Last Starfighter

    "Float away, little butterfly. Just flutter away. I got a gig in Vegas. And the wastelands ain't no place for kids."-Buddy, Six String Samurai

    " Love. You can learn all the math in the 'Verse, but you take a boat in the air that you don't love, she'll shake you off just as sure as the turning of the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down, tells you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens. Makes her a home."-Captain Malcolm Reynolds, Serenity
  • _JPunky
    _JPunky Posts: 508 Member
    I'm afraid to quote the ones that I like too much...there are swear words and I'm still in trouble for using a word that describes a noise that comes out of a gun.
  • Miska_
    Miska_ Posts: 84
    "This is all a question of mind over matter, we don't mind, cos you don't matter"

    From Heartbreak Ridge
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
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  • sheenarama
    sheenarama Posts: 733 Member
    I have tons

    "All every woman really wants, be it mother, senator, nun, is some serious deep-****in'." -- Chasing Amy
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    I'm afraid to quote the ones that I like too much...there are swear words and I'm still in trouble for using a word that describes a noise that comes out of a gun.

    use the TV edit. Like Die Hard: "Yipee Ki Yay, Mister Falcon"

    the Big Lebowski: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS, LARRY. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS!"
  • NoMoreStretchyPants
    NoMoreStretchyPants Posts: 307
    Her: " I think........no, no... I am certain that you are the most unattractive man I have met in my entire life.
    In the short time that I have known you, you have demonstrated all of the loathsome characteristics of the male personality, and even discovered a few new ones.
    You are physically repulsive, morally reprehensible, selfish, stupid, you have no taste, a lousy sense of humor... and you smell. You know, you're not even interesting enough to make me sick.

    Him: Uh, so do you want to be on the top or the bottom?

    (Witches of Eastwick)
  • SCV34
    SCV34 Posts: 2,048 Member
    There are so many from Rocky but one of my favorites is from Mickey:

    You're gonna eat lightin', your gonna crap thunder.
  • _MG_
    _MG_ Posts: 453 Member
    Nigel Tufnel: Well, this piece is called "Lick My Love Pump"

    Korben Dallas: Yeah, multipass, she knows it's a multipass.

    Dean Wormer: 0.2. Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

    Joker: "How could you shoot women and children?"
    Door Gunner: "Easy, you just don't lead 'em as much!"

    I could on forever...
  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
    "You speak blasphemy, sir."
    "Fluently."

    ~ Tuck Everlasting (Shut up, it's still a damn good quote!)

    I <3 that movie!

    Narrator: Tuck said it to Winnie the summer she turned 15: Do not fear death, but rather the unlived life. You don't have to live forever. You just have to live. And she did. (Tuck Everlasting)
  • _MG_
    _MG_ Posts: 453 Member
    sorry..have one more:

    Mason: Your best? Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and f#^& the prom queen!
  • snowmaniac
    snowmaniac Posts: 600 Member
    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled... was convincing the world he doesn't exist.
  • Mario_Az
    Mario_Az Posts: 1,331 Member
    No matter how much it hurts, how dark it gets, or how far you fall, you are never out of the fight. -Lone Survivor

    Hooyah to that
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    "What's wrong with your sleeve?" A-Rab to Baby John, in West Side Story, when he asked for a handkerchief. Really I could quote most of this movie, but for some reason I always say this when someone asks me for a tissue.

    "I want you to face the wall and raise your skirt, because I'm gonna spank you." John to Elizabeth in 9 1/2 Weeks.

    "Eating greens is a special treat, It makes long ears and great big feet. But it sure is awful stuff to eat. I made that last part up myself." Thumper in Bambi
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    There are so many from Rocky but one of my favorites is from Mickey:

    You're gonna eat lightin', your gonna crap thunder.

    I still haven't seen this movie. *hangs head*
  • littlebutlean
    littlebutlean Posts: 2,159 Member
    V for Vendetta

    V: The only thing that you and I have in common, Mr. Creedy, is we're both about to die.
    Creedy: How do you imagine that's gonna happen?
    V: With my hands around your neck.
    Creedy: Bollocks. Whatchya gonna do, huh? We've swept this place. You've got nothing. Nothing but your bloody knives and your fancy karate gimmicks. We have guns.
    V: No, what you have are bullets, and the hope that when your guns are empty I'm no longer be standing, because if I am you'll all be dead before you've reloaded.

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