Favorite movie quotes

1PatientBear

Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES"! - Winston Zeddemore in Ghostbusters

You die first, get it? Your friends might get me in a rush, but not before I make your head into a canoe, you understand me? - Wyatt Earp in Tombstone

Yeah, well, I always heard there were three kinds of suns in kansas, sunshine, sunflowers, and sons-of-b****es. - Josey Wales in The Outlaw Josey Wales

What? Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no! - Bluto in Animal House

Well, I believe in the soul, the c***, the p****, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. - Crash Davis in Bull Durham

Obviously, there are a TON of good ones. Let's have them....

_JPunky

"You speak blasphemy, sir."
"Fluently."

~ Tuck Everlasting (Shut up, it's still a damn good quote!)

wolverine66

"Do you do drugs, Danny?"
"Every day"
"Then what's the problem?"

--Caddyshack

"The chinaman is not the issue here, Dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line, you DO NOT... Also, Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please." -- Walter in The Big Lebowski

"Where does he get those wonderful toys?" - The Joker, Batman (1989)

"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul." --The Teacher in Billy Madison

BlueBombers

Dumb and Dumber:

Harry Dunne: I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.

Lloyd Christmas: I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver's full of *kitten*, man.

Mia_RagazzaTosta

Anything from My Cousin Vinny.

"So you're saying there's a chance" - Dumb & Dumber

"An idle mind is the devil's playground" - 29th Street

miss_jessiejane

"You think this is a costume?? This is a way of life!" -Suicide, The Return of the Living Dead

"Things change. Always do. You'll get your chance! Important thing is, when it comes, you've got to grab with both hands, and hold on tight!"- Otis, The Last Starfighter

"Float away, little butterfly. Just flutter away. I got a gig in Vegas. And the wastelands ain't no place for kids."-Buddy, Six String Samurai

" Love. You can learn all the math in the 'Verse, but you take a boat in the air that you don't love, she'll shake you off just as sure as the turning of the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down, tells you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens. Makes her a home."-Captain Malcolm Reynolds, Serenity

_JPunky

I'm afraid to quote the ones that I like too much...there are swear words and I'm still in trouble for using a word that describes a noise that comes out of a gun.

Miska_

"This is all a question of mind over matter, we don't mind, cos you don't matter"

From Heartbreak Ridge

BrainyBurro

sheenarama

I have tons

"All every woman really wants, be it mother, senator, nun, is some serious deep-****in'." -- Chasing Amy

wolverine66

I'm afraid to quote the ones that I like too much...there are swear words and I'm still in trouble for using a word that describes a noise that comes out of a gun.

use the TV edit. Like Die Hard: "Yipee Ki Yay, Mister Falcon"

the Big Lebowski: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS, LARRY. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS!"

NoMoreStretchyPants

Her: " I think........no, no... I am certain that you are the most unattractive man I have met in my entire life.
In the short time that I have known you, you have demonstrated all of the loathsome characteristics of the male personality, and even discovered a few new ones.
You are physically repulsive, morally reprehensible, selfish, stupid, you have no taste, a lousy sense of humor... and you smell. You know, you're not even interesting enough to make me sick.

Him: Uh, so do you want to be on the top or the bottom?

(Witches of Eastwick)

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There are so many from Rocky but one of my favorites is from Mickey:

You're gonna eat lightin', your gonna crap thunder.

_MG_

Nigel Tufnel: Well, this piece is called "Lick My Love Pump"

Korben Dallas: Yeah, multipass, she knows it's a multipass.

Dean Wormer: 0.2. Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

Joker: "How could you shoot women and children?"
Door Gunner: "Easy, you just don't lead 'em as much!"

I could on forever...

WeepingAngel81

"You speak blasphemy, sir."
"Fluently."

~ Tuck Everlasting (Shut up, it's still a damn good quote!)

I that movie!

Narrator: Tuck said it to Winnie the summer she turned 15: Do not fear death, but rather the unlived life. You don't have to live forever. You just have to live. And she did. (Tuck Everlasting)

_MG_

sorry..have one more:

Mason: Your best? Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and f#^& the prom queen!

snowmaniac

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled... was convincing the world he doesn't exist.

Mario_Az

No matter how much it hurts, how dark it gets, or how far you fall, you are never out of the fight. -Lone Survivor

Hooyah to that

CallMeCupcakeDammit

"What's wrong with your sleeve?" A-Rab to Baby John, in West Side Story, when he asked for a handkerchief. Really I could quote most of this movie, but for some reason I always say this when someone asks me for a tissue.

"I want you to face the wall and raise your skirt, because I'm gonna spank you." John to Elizabeth in 9 1/2 Weeks.

"Eating greens is a special treat, It makes long ears and great big feet. But it sure is awful stuff to eat. I made that last part up myself." Thumper in Bambi

CallMeCupcakeDammit

There are so many from Rocky but one of my favorites is from Mickey:

You're gonna eat lightin', your gonna crap thunder.

I still haven't seen this movie. *hangs head*

littlebutlean

V for Vendetta

V: The only thing that you and I have in common, Mr. Creedy, is we're both about to die.
Creedy: How do you imagine that's gonna happen?
V: With my hands around your neck.
Creedy: Bollocks. Whatchya gonna do, huh? We've swept this place. You've got nothing. Nothing but your bloody knives and your fancy karate gimmicks. We have guns.
V: No, what you have are bullets, and the hope that when your guns are empty I'm no longer be standing, because if I am you'll all be dead before you've reloaded.

centexhusker

From the Movie Better off Dead

Lane Myer: Johnny...
Johnny: Four weeks, twenty papers, that's two dollars. Plus tip.
Lane Myer: Gee Johnny, I don't have a dime.
Johnny: Didn't ask for a dime. Two dollars.
Lane Myer: Well... it's funny see... my mom, had to leave early to take my brother to school and my dad to work cuz...
Johnny: ...two dollars... cash.
Lane Myer: See... the problem here is that... my little brother, this morning, got his arm caught in the microwave, and uh... my grandmother dropped acid and she freaked out, and hijacked a school bus full of... penguins, so it's kind of a family crisis... so come back later? Great.

wolfsbayne

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There are so many from Rocky but one of my favorites is from Mickey:

You're gonna eat lightin', your gonna crap thunder.

I still haven't seen this movie. *hangs head*

Well, I have seen them all several times and they are some of my favorite movies!

BlueEyed_Beauty

I'm just getting started. I'm gonna pull the whole thing down. I gonna bring the whole ****in' diseased corrupt temple down on your heads. It's gonna be Biblical. _Clyde Shelton in Law abiding citizen

liftingheavy1

Godfather

Don Corleone: It's an old habit. I spent my life trying not to be careless. Women and children can be careless, but not men.

Phenylethylamine_Phreak

You can get busy living or get busy dying. - Shawshank

Yippee Ki yay motherf**ker - Die Hard

There's no crying in baseball - Leaue of their own

Striker: "Surely you can't be serious." Rumack: "I am serious...and don't call me Shirley." - Airplane

Badges? We dont need no stinkin Badges! - Blazing Saddles

I have nipples Greg, Could you Milk me? - Meet the Parents

I'll have what she's having - When Harry met Sally

hotmamajenE

forest gump "I love you jenny"

CallMeCupcakeDammit

There are so many from Rocky but one of my favorites is from Mickey:

You're gonna eat lightin', your gonna crap thunder.

I still haven't seen this movie. *hangs head*

Well, I have seen them all several times and they are some of my favorite movies!

I will find a way! :bigsmile:

Mario_Az

Been around the world twice. Talked to everyone once. Seen two whales F#$%, been to three world fairs. And I even know a man in Thailand with a wooden c#$k. Pushed more peeter, more sweeter and more completer than any other peter pusher around. I’m a hard bodied, hairy chested, rootin’ tootin’ shootin’, parachutin’ demolition double cap crimpin’ frogman. There ain’t nothin’ I can’t do. No sky too high, no sea too rough, no muff too tough. learned a lot of lessons in my life. Never shoot a large caliber man with a small caliber bullet. Drive all kinds of trucks. 2by’s, 4by’s , 6by’s those big mother fuk#$rs that bend and go ‘Shhh Shhh’ when you step on the breaks. Anything in life worth doing is worth overdoing. Moderation is for cowards. I’m a lover, I’m a fighter, I’m a UDT Navy SEAL diver. I’ll wine, dine, intertwine, and sneak out the back door when the refueling is done. So if you’re feeling froggy, then you better jump, because this frogman’s been there, done that and is going back for more. Cheers boys.

Lone survivor