Favorite movie quotes
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From the Movie Better off Dead
Lane Myer: Johnny...
Johnny: Four weeks, twenty papers, that's two dollars. Plus tip.
Lane Myer: Gee Johnny, I don't have a dime.
Johnny: Didn't ask for a dime. Two dollars.
Lane Myer: Well... it's funny see... my mom, had to leave early to take my brother to school and my dad to work cuz...
Johnny: ...two dollars... cash.
Lane Myer: See... the problem here is that... my little brother, this morning, got his arm caught in the microwave, and uh... my grandmother dropped acid and she freaked out, and hijacked a school bus full of... penguins, so it's kind of a family crisis... so come back later? Great.0 -
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There are so many from Rocky but one of my favorites is from Mickey:
You're gonna eat lightin', your gonna crap thunder.
I still haven't seen this movie. *hangs head*
Well, I have seen them all several times and they are some of my favorite movies!0 -
I'm just getting started. I'm gonna pull the whole thing down. I gonna bring the whole ****in' diseased corrupt temple down on your heads. It's gonna be Biblical. _Clyde Shelton in Law abiding citizen0
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Godfather
Don Corleone: It's an old habit. I spent my life trying not to be careless. Women and children can be careless, but not men.0 -
You can get busy living or get busy dying. - Shawshank
Yippee Ki yay motherf**ker - Die Hard
There's no crying in baseball - Leaue of their own
Striker: "Surely you can't be serious." Rumack: "I am serious...and don't call me Shirley." - Airplane
Badges? We dont need no stinkin Badges! - Blazing Saddles
I have nipples Greg, Could you Milk me? - Meet the Parents
I'll have what she's having - When Harry met Sally0 -
forest gump "I love you jenny"0
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There are so many from Rocky but one of my favorites is from Mickey:
You're gonna eat lightin', your gonna crap thunder.
I still haven't seen this movie. *hangs head*
Well, I have seen them all several times and they are some of my favorite movies!
I will find a way! :bigsmile:0 -
Been around the world twice. Talked to everyone once. Seen two whales F#$%, been to three world fairs. And I even know a man in Thailand with a wooden c#$k. Pushed more peeter, more sweeter and more completer than any other peter pusher around. I’m a hard bodied, hairy chested, rootin’ tootin’ shootin’, parachutin’ demolition double cap crimpin’ frogman. There ain’t nothin’ I can’t do. No sky too high, no sea too rough, no muff too tough. learned a lot of lessons in my life. Never shoot a large caliber man with a small caliber bullet. Drive all kinds of trucks. 2by’s, 4by’s , 6by’s those big mother fuk#$rs that bend and go ‘Shhh Shhh’ when you step on the breaks. Anything in life worth doing is worth overdoing. Moderation is for cowards. I’m a lover, I’m a fighter, I’m a UDT Navy SEAL diver. I’ll wine, dine, intertwine, and sneak out the back door when the refueling is done. So if you’re feeling froggy, then you better jump, because this frogman’s been there, done that and is going back for more. Cheers boys.
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From Bull Durham:
Crash Davis: Well, I believe in the soul, the c&ck, the pu$$y, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
From Top Gun: Maverick: Maverick: I feel the need... , Goose: ...the need for speed!
From Terminator: I'll be back.
From the Lego Movie: Everything is Awesome!
The Breakfast Club: "Demented and sad, but social."
Edited to correct the blacked out words.0 -
FOREST GUMP
"I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is."
"From then on, if I was going somewhere, I was running!"
DUMB & DUMBER
The entire mockingbird song. "Mock...YEAH...ing...YEAH....bird...YEAH...yeah...YEAH!"
THE HANGOVER
"You're literally too stupid to insult." "Thank you."
"What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit? Don't you worry your pretty stripped head we're gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy tiger bed. And then we're gonna find our bestfriend Doug and then we're gonna give him a bestfriend hug. Doug, Doug, Oh, Doug Douggie Douggie Doug Doug. But if he's been murdered by crystal meth tweakers, well then we're *kitten* out of luck."
"Tigers love cinnamon. They hate pepper."
"I refuse to eat cantaloupe at a bachelor party!"
KNOCKED UP
"Yeah, maybe I will f*** my bong. Doggy style, for once!"
"Who needs a time machine?"
Oh, so many more...my brain is on overload.0 -
Forrest Gump: My momma always said, "Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."0
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I am strange and unusual0
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"Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy **** with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your *kitten* and pull the ****ing trigger 'til it goes "click." "0
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Why are you wearing that stupid man suit - Donnie Darko0
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