How can i loes 50 pounds in 2 months?

alexisfay5
alexisfay5 Posts: 1
in Fitness and Exercise
hey everyone i really need to loes 50 pounds by the middle of May! If anyone has ideas i would love to hear them!
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  • DopeItUp
    DopeItUp Posts: 18,771 Member
    You can't. Settle for a more realistic goal, like 10lbs. 50lbs will take you more like a year, given how much you have to lose.
  • snowflake954
    snowflake954 Posts: 8,399 Member
    This is the craziest thing I've heard so far. How long did it take you to put on 50lbs? 2 months? I think not. If you want to kill yourself keep going, but I think you should rethink this idea--you'll live longer.
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
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  • accebersmith
    accebersmith Posts: 96 Member
    Amoebic dysentery, FTW.
  • SezxyStef
    SezxyStef Posts: 15,267 Member
    lose a limb...albeit not much fun...but neither is trying to lose 50lbs in 2months
  • swaymyway
    swaymyway Posts: 428 Member
    Decide which is your least favourite leg. Acquire a very sharp saw....
  • emilyisbonkers
    emilyisbonkers Posts: 373 Member
    should have started earlier
  • jacquiearchambault
    jacquiearchambault Posts: 86 Member
    If you are diligent with your calories and workout everyday for at least 1/2 hour you might get to 15-20 pounds, but if you add in weight lifting it might "look" like you lost more because you will be much "tighter". That is the best you can do in a healthy way...OH AND SPANKS!!
  • louisegibbs85
    louisegibbs85 Posts: 304 Member
    Haha swaymyway took the words of my ... ERM .. Fingers typing.
  • ThickMcRunFast
    ThickMcRunFast Posts: 22,511 Member
    Cholera.
  • jennycina93
    jennycina93 Posts: 127 Member
    As others have stated, you can't.
  • StarFall90
    StarFall90 Posts: 133 Member
    50 is very unrealistic. I'm extremely obese and by working out every day for 5 weeks I have only lost half that.
  • Slinky_BraveHeartBunsOfSteel
    Slinky_BraveHeartBunsOfSteel Posts: 10,933 Member
    Not possible. It's taken me over 2 years to lose 49lbs. Slow n steady!
  • andreyadonna
    andreyadonna Posts: 70
    25 lbs a month would be 6.25lbs a week. That's so unhealthy I feel a little worried for you that it's your immediate goal. I mean, 400lbs people who go on liquid diets can barely lose that kind of weight. It would probably make you incredibly sick.
  • ehensarling17
    ehensarling17 Posts: 95 Member
    Not possible. It's taken me over 2 years to lose 49lbs. Slow n steady!

    Ditto!!!
  • louisegibbs85
    louisegibbs85 Posts: 304 Member
    Bet on the wrong horse
  • _HeartsOnFire_
    _HeartsOnFire_ Posts: 5,304 Member
    Amputation. That's the only way I know.
  • psych101
    psych101 Posts: 1,842 Member
    hahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahahhah

    Sorry.

    Umm. try again
  • delmauriac
    delmauriac Posts: 52 Member
    Regular Gummy Bear Cleanse?
  • GothyFaery
    GothyFaery Posts: 762 Member
    hey everyone i really need to loes 50 pounds by the middle of May! If anyone has ideas i would love to hear them!

    Hi and welcome to MFP! Unfortunatly that kind of weight loss in that short of time will not happen. But don't get discouraged. Just because you can't lose 50 pounds in 2 months doesn't mean you won't make any progress by then. If you want to lose weight quick, it's best to start now! You'll be glad you did.
  • techgal128
    techgal128 Posts: 719 Member
    Cholera.


    I laughed so hard at this. lol
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    go back in time.

    or get a tapeworm. but that might not do it fast enough.

    our bodies don't work like that. just focus and move forward.
  • JojoEffeckt164
    JojoEffeckt164 Posts: 146 Member
    how about cutting off both legs or arms?
  • marciebrian
    marciebrian Posts: 853 Member
    lose a limb...albeit not much fun...but neither is trying to lose 50lbs in 2months

    yup this is the only way and equally ridiculous. I doubt you gained 50 lbs in 2 months so suck it up and eat sensibly to change your lifestyle not 2 months of your life
  • zoeysasha37
    zoeysasha37 Posts: 7,088 Member
    This is an unhealthy goal. As you didn't become overweight in a day, you can't expect to be slim in a day. Its going to take time, lots of dedication And tons of hard work. You must want it! Its just unreasonable to expect to lose 50 lbs in 8 weeks.
  • RunMyOregonBunsOff
    RunMyOregonBunsOff Posts: 862 Member
    Regular Gummy Bear Cleanse?

    I believe that should read the SUGAR FREE gummy bear cleanse.

    OP seriously, there isn't anything you can do in a healthy way (unless you are morbidly obese and have Chris Powell and his team training you or something similar). Set a modest deficit, eat healthy foods, get some exercise and plenty of rest. It'll take longer to get there but you will likely have less loose skin and will have better chances of keeping the weight off when you do lose it. Good luck!
  • DownsizingAaron
    DownsizingAaron Posts: 127 Member
    Don't get too discouraged by the sarcastic a-holes. You asked a sincere question and only one or two replies have been sincere back. Sorry for that. 50 pounds in 2 months isn't safe unless you did so with doctor supervision and I don't believe they'd be too eager to encourage it either.

    With careful diet and lots of exercise, 3-4 pounds a week is possible but 1-2 pounds a week is what the consensus suggest. Strength training will certainly help tighten things up.
  • circemuse
    circemuse Posts: 7 Member
    I did this. Actually, I lost 60lbs in two months.

    Step 1. Have a super rare complication from a routine surgery.
    Step 2. Go into renal failure
    Step 3. Have an emergency double nephrostomy
    Step 4. Get a raging infection that requires massive doses of antibiotics
    Step 5. Have a total of 8 surgeries in six weeks, with a total of three weeks in the hospital.
    Step 6. Be so doped up on painkillers that you lose all appetite
    Step 7. Survive on apple juice, toast and jello at 600-800 calories a day.

    Bonus #1: No exercise required!
    Bonus #2: Lose most of your hair!
    Bonus #3: Lose most of your muscle mass! You'll be weak as a kitten!
    Bonus #4: Regain all of the weight and more over the course of a year!

    (Yes, this is true. Thankfully, I recovered with no lasting consequences. Even though it's taken a year, the 50lbs I've lost this time has been a MUCH better experience than what I went through in 2010.)
  • brianpperkins
    brianpperkins Posts: 6,124 Member
    Another teenager looking for immediate gratification and setting completely unrealistic and unhealthy goals.
  • KeepGoingKylene
    KeepGoingKylene Posts: 432 Member
    Sorry, but I started at 270 and it still took me 4 months to lose 40lbs and then after that it is SLOW. Keep at it and you will get to where you want to be, just not in 2 months.

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