How can i loes 50 pounds in 2 months?

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alexisfay5
alexisfay5 Posts: 1
in Fitness and Exercise
hey everyone i really need to loes 50 pounds by the middle of May! If anyone has ideas i would love to hear them!
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  • DopeItUp
    DopeItUp Posts: 18,771 Member
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    You can't. Settle for a more realistic goal, like 10lbs. 50lbs will take you more like a year, given how much you have to lose.
  • snowflake954
    snowflake954 Posts: 8,399 Member
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    This is the craziest thing I've heard so far. How long did it take you to put on 50lbs? 2 months? I think not. If you want to kill yourself keep going, but I think you should rethink this idea--you'll live longer.
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
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  • accebersmith
    accebersmith Posts: 96 Member
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    Amoebic dysentery, FTW.
  • SezxyStef
    SezxyStef Posts: 15,268 Member
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    lose a limb...albeit not much fun...but neither is trying to lose 50lbs in 2months
  • swaymyway
    swaymyway Posts: 428 Member
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    Decide which is your least favourite leg. Acquire a very sharp saw....
  • emilyisbonkers
    emilyisbonkers Posts: 373 Member
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    should have started earlier
  • jacquiearchambault
    jacquiearchambault Posts: 86 Member
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    If you are diligent with your calories and workout everyday for at least 1/2 hour you might get to 15-20 pounds, but if you add in weight lifting it might "look" like you lost more because you will be much "tighter". That is the best you can do in a healthy way...OH AND SPANKS!!
  • louisegibbs85
    louisegibbs85 Posts: 304 Member
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    Haha swaymyway took the words of my ... ERM .. Fingers typing.
  • ThickMcRunFast
    ThickMcRunFast Posts: 22,511 Member
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    Cholera.
  • jennycina93
    jennycina93 Posts: 127 Member
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    As others have stated, you can't.
  • StarFall90
    StarFall90 Posts: 133 Member
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    50 is very unrealistic. I'm extremely obese and by working out every day for 5 weeks I have only lost half that.
  • Slinky_BraveHeartBunsOfSteel
    Slinky_BraveHeartBunsOfSteel Posts: 10,891 Member
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    Not possible. It's taken me over 2 years to lose 49lbs. Slow n steady!
  • andreyadonna
    andreyadonna Posts: 70
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    25 lbs a month would be 6.25lbs a week. That's so unhealthy I feel a little worried for you that it's your immediate goal. I mean, 400lbs people who go on liquid diets can barely lose that kind of weight. It would probably make you incredibly sick.
  • ehensarling17
    ehensarling17 Posts: 95 Member
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    Not possible. It's taken me over 2 years to lose 49lbs. Slow n steady!

    Ditto!!!
  • louisegibbs85
    louisegibbs85 Posts: 304 Member
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    Bet on the wrong horse
  • _HeartsOnFire_
    _HeartsOnFire_ Posts: 5,304 Member
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    Amputation. That's the only way I know.
  • psych101
    psych101 Posts: 1,842 Member
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    hahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahahhah

    Sorry.

    Umm. try again
  • delmauriac
    delmauriac Posts: 52 Member
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    Regular Gummy Bear Cleanse?
  • GothyFaery
    GothyFaery Posts: 762 Member
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    hey everyone i really need to loes 50 pounds by the middle of May! If anyone has ideas i would love to hear them!

    Hi and welcome to MFP! Unfortunatly that kind of weight loss in that short of time will not happen. But don't get discouraged. Just because you can't lose 50 pounds in 2 months doesn't mean you won't make any progress by then. If you want to lose weight quick, it's best to start now! You'll be glad you did.

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