I accidentaly ate a carb..Am I going to die soon?

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  • Marcia315
    Marcia315 Posts: 460 Member
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    Net carbs are totally safe.

    What size net do you need to catch a carb.
  • darrensurrey
    darrensurrey Posts: 3,942 Member
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    Might as well eat all your Easter eggs now. You won't be here for Easter.
  • farway
    farway Posts: 1,264 Member
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    It was a splenda packet, but the coffee I put it in wasn't organic,and the water wasn't from FIJI. I can literally feel my kidneys falling off. HALP!

    Watch out for starvation mode
  • NightWriteMermaid
    NightWriteMermaid Posts: 43
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    Net carbs are totally safe.

    What size net do you need to catch a carb.

    Yes.
  • SunKissed1989
    SunKissed1989 Posts: 1,314 Member
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    You must go to confession right now and beg for forgiveness...it's not about what happens now, but what will happen to you after you die...which you will, because you ate a carb!
  • BlueBombers
    BlueBombers Posts: 4,065 Member
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    Yes, yes you are :sad:
  • rowlandsw
    rowlandsw Posts: 1,166 Member
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    Better get the priest in for last rights, that carb's a fast acting poison.
  • 6Vampire6Kitten6
    6Vampire6Kitten6 Posts: 3 Member
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    Oh my gods! YOU ATE A CARB!!!How could you do this?AN ENTIRE CARB???Now it will take years to burn it-if you survive.Why did you do this?You are putting your life in great danger!WHYYYYYYY?????
  • Lemonshake
    Lemonshake Posts: 223 Member
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    As an ex nurse I'm not afraid to tell you what the doctors won't.
    They just keep saying slim chance you will survive right.

    Well in the extremely slim chance you diont die from a horrible painful drawn out death. You will be left maimed and Permanently disfigured. Your brain will still be the same. It it will be stuck inside the body of a hideously bloated frozen body.

    Wish for death my friend.
  • eric_sg61
    eric_sg61 Posts: 2,925 Member
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    I haven't had a carb since 2004
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  • ihadabadidea
    ihadabadidea Posts: 50 Member
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    You need to start fasting and detox!
  • SEAFOODMAN
    SEAFOODMAN Posts: 342
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    I died a happy man :drinker:
  • Trechechus
    Trechechus Posts: 2,819 Member
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    Only if it was a gluten.
  • HuggyBeahr
    HuggyBeahr Posts: 259
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    should I just cancel my gym membership now?
  • savannahribeiro
    savannahribeiro Posts: 194 Member
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    I read it as "I accidentally ate a crab" and I thought, "Well if you ate live"
  • DeadliftAddict
    DeadliftAddict Posts: 746 Member
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    You have to counter the carb with loads of bacon on a double cheese burger.
  • lexcoulstring
    lexcoulstring Posts: 386 Member
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    What was the GI of that carb. If anything over 55 it will all go to your hips ...
  • krazyforyou
    krazyforyou Posts: 1,428 Member
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    I like the bacon cheeseburger idea, but sadly it wont work. The only known solution is to begin taking raspberry keatones and do a daily sauna of salt water and bicarb. And this may or may not save you.
  • KeithAngilly
    KeithAngilly Posts: 575 Member
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    :smile:

    you won't die...but you will instantly gain 50 lbs

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