I accidentaly ate a carb..Am I going to die soon?

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  • eric_sg61
    eric_sg61 Posts: 2,925 Member
    I haven't had a carb since 2004
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  • ihadabadidea
    ihadabadidea Posts: 50 Member
    You need to start fasting and detox!
  • SEAFOODMAN
    SEAFOODMAN Posts: 342
    I died a happy man :drinker:
  • Trechechus
    Trechechus Posts: 2,819 Member
    Only if it was a gluten.
  • HuggyBeahr
    HuggyBeahr Posts: 259
    should I just cancel my gym membership now?
  • savannahribeiro
    savannahribeiro Posts: 194 Member
    I read it as "I accidentally ate a crab" and I thought, "Well if you ate live"
  • DeadliftAddict
    DeadliftAddict Posts: 746 Member
    You have to counter the carb with loads of bacon on a double cheese burger.
  • lexcoulstring
    lexcoulstring Posts: 386 Member
    What was the GI of that carb. If anything over 55 it will all go to your hips ...
  • krazyforyou
    krazyforyou Posts: 1,428 Member
    I like the bacon cheeseburger idea, but sadly it wont work. The only known solution is to begin taking raspberry keatones and do a daily sauna of salt water and bicarb. And this may or may not save you.
  • KeithAngilly
    KeithAngilly Posts: 575 Member
    :smile:

    you won't die...but you will instantly gain 50 lbs
  • drgmac
    drgmac Posts: 716 Member
    Right. I am sure that Mama Cass is waiting for you at the gates of hell with a loaf of Wonder bread and a box of Lantz Captain's Wafers. Lighten up.
  • biddysaurus
    biddysaurus Posts: 156 Member
    hope it was a delicious last meal! ;)
  • STrooper
    STrooper Posts: 659 Member
    Get to a priest and ask for fast rights
  • Go_Mizzou99
    Go_Mizzou99 Posts: 2,628 Member
    Am I too late? They are only letting family into intensive care!
  • franknitty69
    franknitty69 Posts: 29 Member
    ha. i had 4 spoonfuls of cookies and cream from haagan dazs. the dude looked at me crazy when i threw the rest of it in the trash.

    and i'm about to have 1/4 can of san pellegrino aranciata rossa with my salmon and broccoli. i'll kill myself next week.
  • Lady_Layla
    Lady_Layla Posts: 34 Member
    This is bad. Very bad. I'm so sorry.

    ;-)
  • hstoblish
    hstoblish Posts: 234 Member
    Absolutely.... someday.
  • Mr_Bad_Example
    Mr_Bad_Example Posts: 2,403 Member
    If it was a carb from processed foods, then the OP is already dead.
  • 970Mikaela1
    970Mikaela1 Posts: 2,013 Member
    I hope it was at least a bad carb. If you're gonna go out at least do it with a bang!
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
    should I just cancel my gym membership now?

    If you think you have time. Better hurry!
    Uh oh... I think your ride is here...
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  • Mr_Bad_Example
    Mr_Bad_Example Posts: 2,403 Member
    should I just cancel my gym membership now?

    If you think you have time. Better hurry!
    Uh oh... I think your ride is here...
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    This reminds me of a song...

    "I was staying at the Marriott
    With Jesus and John Wayne
    I was waiting for a chariot
    They were waiting for a train
    The sky was full of carrion
    "I'll take the mazuma"
    Said Jesus to Marion
    "That's the 3:10 to Yuma
    My ride's here..."
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
    should I just cancel my gym membership now?

    If you think you have time. Better hurry!
    Uh oh... I think your ride is here...
    hearse-2.jpg

    This reminds me of a song...

    "I was staying at the Marriott
    With Jesus and John Wayne
    I was waiting for a chariot
    They were waiting for a train
    The sky was full of carrion
    "I'll take the mazuma"
    Said Jesus to Marion
    "That's the 3:10 to Yuma
    My ride's here..."

    You're waaaay fancier than I am. The only song that comes to my mind is one that contains the line, "the worms crawl in, the worms crawl out"
  • aarondnguyen
    aarondnguyen Posts: 270 Member
    "a" carb = 1g carb = 4 calories


    ..so no.
  • yoga_girl09
    yoga_girl09 Posts: 17
    why would you die.. lol. your body need carbs to survive
  • Will_Thrust_For_Candy
    Will_Thrust_For_Candy Posts: 6,109 Member
    Dr. Oz can save you. But you must be quick! Time is of the essence!

    And just to be proactive you should probably start his cleanse ASAP.

    I'll be praying for your safe and speedy recovery. Keep us posted.


    *sits back and eats a jumbo chocolate bar*
  • bigbarnold
    bigbarnold Posts: 2,554 Member
    You might need surgery to remove it!
  • KevDaniel
    KevDaniel Posts: 449 Member
    You won't die but let me school you on what WILL happen.

    You WILL gain 40lbs minimum, there is no way to avoid it, sorry.
    You WILL suffer from Obesity related diseases such as heart disease and diabetes.
    You WILL have to log at least 2 hours at the gym
  • craftywitch_63
    craftywitch_63 Posts: 829 Member
    Has the carb been blessed and approved by Dr. Oz? If so, you will actually LOSE 10 pounds because we all know Dr. Oz is magic.

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  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
    Dr. Oz can save you. But you must be quick! Time is of the essence!

    And just to be proactive you should probably start his cleanse ASAP.

    I'll be praying for your safe and speedy recovery. Keep us posted.


    *sits back and eats a jumbo chocolate bar*

    OT:
    You've inspired me to start logging "thrusting" as exercise.
  • Will_Thrust_For_Candy
    Will_Thrust_For_Candy Posts: 6,109 Member
    Dr. Oz can save you. But you must be quick! Time is of the essence!

    And just to be proactive you should probably start his cleanse ASAP.

    I'll be praying for your safe and speedy recovery. Keep us posted.


    *sits back and eats a jumbo chocolate bar*

    OT:
    You've inspired me to start logging "thrusting" as exercise.

    I'm quite sad and disappointed that this thread is what has encouraged you to do this. All those *kitten* pics posted in hopes of inspiring all to thrust were a failure :sad: :sad: :sad: :brokenheart: :brokenheart: :brokenheart:

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