I accidentaly ate a carb..Am I going to die soon?

HuggyBeahr
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  • owenmhartley
    owenmhartley Posts: 220 Member
    Yes death becons
  • sentaruu
    sentaruu Posts: 2,206 Member
    was this a carb from a cheerio?
  • Joannesmith2818
    Joannesmith2818 Posts: 438 Member
    One whole carb??? You are doomed....sorry
  • justbecause2014
    justbecause2014 Posts: 371 Member
    yes.
  • greeneyes0809
    greeneyes0809 Posts: 422 Member
    Better start saying your goodbyes now, I hear you start going downhill fast.
  • oldy76
    oldy76 Posts: 185 Member
    This just made me choke on my coffee! Too funny :laugh:
  • HuggyBeahr
    HuggyBeahr Posts: 259
    was this a carb from a cheerio?

    No, I had A splenda packet with my coffee...those net at 1g carbs...I feel tightness in my chest, help!!!

    Will the carb go-away if I sit in the sauna while eating cabbage soup and reading the south beach diet book?
  • kckBxer396
    kckBxer396 Posts: 460 Member
    There goes any of your progress...out the window.
  • twelker878
    twelker878 Posts: 146 Member
    FORCE VOMIT NOW
  • Sharon_C
    Sharon_C Posts: 2,132 Member
    You might as well give up and quit. You're never going to make it with this weight loss thing. Not with so little will power.
  • Marcia315
    Marcia315 Posts: 460 Member
    Was the carb clean and Paleo? If so, you're ok.
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    nvm...
  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,585 Member
    FORCE VOMIT NOW

    triggering & unfunny
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    depends, was it a good carb or bad carb..

    if it is a bad carb, then yes you are dead..

    if it was a good carb, then those are negative calories and you will be fine...
  • zyxst
    zyxst Posts: 9,145 Member
    Net carbs are totally safe.
  • somafreak
    somafreak Posts: 1
    No, I had A splenda packet with my coffee...those net at 1g carbs...I feel tightness in my chest, help!!!

    Will the carb go-away if I sit in the sauna while eating cabbage soup and reading the south beach diet book?


    Cabbage has 6g of carb per hundred so I don't know that that would really help your predicament :)
  • HuggyBeahr
    HuggyBeahr Posts: 259
    It was a splenda packet, but the coffee I put it in wasn't organic,and the water wasn't from FIJI. I can literally feel my kidneys falling off. HALP!
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    They wouldn't be falling off, they'd be petrified! That's not a disciprine!!
  • sandi117
    sandi117 Posts: 445 Member
    Yes death becons


    Don't you mean death BACONS???
  • JimiB73
    JimiB73 Posts: 34
    Do 1 jumping jack to get the carb out of your system!

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