I accidentaly ate a carb..Am I going to die soon?
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Net carbs are totally safe.
What size net do you need to catch a carb.0 -
Might as well eat all your Easter eggs now. You won't be here for Easter.0
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It was a splenda packet, but the coffee I put it in wasn't organic,and the water wasn't from FIJI. I can literally feel my kidneys falling off. HALP!
Watch out for starvation mode0 -
Net carbs are totally safe.
What size net do you need to catch a carb.
Yes.0 -
You must go to confession right now and beg for forgiveness...it's not about what happens now, but what will happen to you after you die...which you will, because you ate a carb!0
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Yes, yes you are :sad:0
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Better get the priest in for last rights, that carb's a fast acting poison.0
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Oh my gods! YOU ATE A CARB!!!How could you do this?AN ENTIRE CARB???Now it will take years to burn it-if you survive.Why did you do this?You are putting your life in great danger!WHYYYYYYY?????0
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As an ex nurse I'm not afraid to tell you what the doctors won't.
They just keep saying slim chance you will survive right.
Well in the extremely slim chance you diont die from a horrible painful drawn out death. You will be left maimed and Permanently disfigured. Your brain will still be the same. It it will be stuck inside the body of a hideously bloated frozen body.
Wish for death my friend.0 -
I haven't had a carb since 2004
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You need to start fasting and detox!0
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I died a happy man :drinker:0
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Only if it was a gluten.0
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should I just cancel my gym membership now?0
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I read it as "I accidentally ate a crab" and I thought, "Well if you ate live"0
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You have to counter the carb with loads of bacon on a double cheese burger.0
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What was the GI of that carb. If anything over 55 it will all go to your hips ...0
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I like the bacon cheeseburger idea, but sadly it wont work. The only known solution is to begin taking raspberry keatones and do a daily sauna of salt water and bicarb. And this may or may not save you.0
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you won't die...but you will instantly gain 50 lbs0
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