I accidentaly ate a carb..Am I going to die soon?

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  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
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    Dr. Oz can save you. But you must be quick! Time is of the essence!

    And just to be proactive you should probably start his cleanse ASAP.

    I'll be praying for your safe and speedy recovery. Keep us posted.


    *sits back and eats a jumbo chocolate bar*

    OT:
    You've inspired me to start logging "thrusting" as exercise.

    I'm quite sad and disappointed that this thread is what has encouraged you to do this. All those *kitten* pics posted in hopes of inspiring all to thrust were a failure :sad: :sad: :sad: :brokenheart: :brokenheart: :brokenheart:

    Oh you!!! It was your profile pic, silly girl!!!
  • Will_Thrust_For_Candy
    Will_Thrust_For_Candy Posts: 6,109 Member
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    Dr. Oz can save you. But you must be quick! Time is of the essence!

    And just to be proactive you should probably start his cleanse ASAP.

    I'll be praying for your safe and speedy recovery. Keep us posted.


    *sits back and eats a jumbo chocolate bar*

    OT:
    You've inspired me to start logging "thrusting" as exercise.

    I'm quite sad and disappointed that this thread is what has encouraged you to do this. All those *kitten* pics posted in hopes of inspiring all to thrust were a failure :sad: :sad: :sad: :brokenheart: :brokenheart: :brokenheart:

    Oh you!!! It was your profile pic, silly girl!!!

    Oh :blushing: oops

    In that case I will carry on with all the booty and all the body :laugh:
  • BillyC96
    BillyC96 Posts: 7,560 Member
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    Yes. Please leave me your stuff.
  • marvybells
    marvybells Posts: 1,984 Member
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    hey OP, you still alive?
  • stephross88
    stephross88 Posts: 846 Member
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    Do not force vomiting, contact your local poison control center immediately.
  • kittycatmeowmeow
    kittycatmeowmeow Posts: 90 Member
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    :laugh: great thread! love all the responses! hehe
  • jenndelgado
    jenndelgado Posts: 14 Member
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    Does anyone know when the memorial service be held? Is there going to be Paleo or Atkins-Approved foods?
  • darkrose20
    darkrose20 Posts: 1,139 Member
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    Does anyone know when the memorial service be held? Is there going to be Paleo or Atkins-Approved foods?

    I'm sure the food will be clean...as for the cleanliness of the rest of the place...not sure.
  • rdsxfn
    rdsxfn Posts: 58 Member
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    Yes death becons


    did you say bacon????? :drinker:
  • addictedtosweat
    addictedtosweat Posts: 68
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    :o
  • Joehenny
    Joehenny Posts: 1,222 Member
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    RIP BRAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • kdeaux1959
    kdeaux1959 Posts: 2,675 Member
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    Hopefully, you are still alive to read this but.. yes, yes you are. :drinker:
  • feelin_gr_8
    feelin_gr_8 Posts: 308 Member
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    Thanks for the giggles :laugh:
  • ComradeTovarich
    ComradeTovarich Posts: 495 Member
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    OP's profile pic made it like 3x funny.
  • deckerp
    deckerp Posts: 4,365 Member
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    When my boy was about 4 years old we were in the car and we were talking. I had said the kids shouldn't swallow their gum. He asked if we was going to die.
  • TheFisherKing
    TheFisherKing Posts: 935
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    check your stool for blood streaks or green spots. If either exist and persist, go to the hospital!!!
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
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    I think OP is dead. :sad:

    Too bad, too. He was cute.
  • Iknewyouweretrouble
    Iknewyouweretrouble Posts: 561 Member
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    was it an impact carb?
    and I defiantly read:
    "death BACONS."
  • xdinmammasMFPx
    xdinmammasMFPx Posts: 10
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    No thigh gap for you!
  • HuggyBeahr
    HuggyBeahr Posts: 259
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    No thigh gap for you!

    LMAO
    Well I called da ambalamps and they pumpted my stomechs and now left brain side working not so nice.

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