"unhealthy" foods?

GertrudeHorse

Ground beef from a cow infected with bovine spongiform encephalopathy.

Ummmm except those of us with CJD macro targets. I've heard it's a really good way to cleanse your brain, and seizures are great for burning calories.

Dewymorning

Stay away from daffodil bulbs.

Some wild mushrooms are also unhealthy.

mamadon

Another black licorice lover here. As far as "bad foods", it may not be unhealthy but that fake Artic ice cream is pure evil.

craftywitch_63

Raw chicken (especially if it dances!) Anything that fights back when you try to eat it.

Any food you fall asleep in.

jenilla1

Ground beef from a cow infected with bovine spongiform encephalopathy.

Ummmm except those of us with CJD macro targets. I've heard it's a really good way to cleanse your brain, and seizures are great for burning calories.

Yes, I've heard brain cleanses are all the rage right now...

ComradeTovarich

Whether or not it's healthy is debatable, but broccoli is evil, and that is a fact.

How can you hate broccoli? Are you a communist?

aarondnguyen

there is no such thing as an unhealthy food.

but there ARE unhealthy quantities

fificrazy

Unhealthy to me are foods with weird fillers and stabilizers like plastic, wax or sand in them.... Artificial dyes... The weird preservatives that are only allowed to amount 0.02% of our foods or whatever. (I still eat these foods though haha. Frosting every single day, straight out of the jar.) And of course any plant that is literally poisonous haha.

But no carb, protein, starch, sugar, etc is unhealthy to me. I don't believe the body discriminates against sources of energy.

Derp_Diggler

Whether or not it's healthy is debatable, but broccoli is evil, and that is a fact.

How can you hate broccoli? Are you a communist?

This picture was taken with an electron microscope. Just look at it. If that isn't the face of evil I don't know what is.

Dewymorning

there is no such thing as an unhealthy food.

but there ARE unhealthy quantities

But for some foods the quantity needed for it to be unhealthy is quite low.

Like daffodil bulbs. You only need a small amount to get extremely sick, with risks of death.

BrainyBurro

quinoa

i've heard many anecdotes that have convinced me that it's a gateway food that leads to shopping at Whole Foods and then eventually driving a Prius. so i would say that quinoa is "unhealthy" for sure.

just say "no" to quinoa.

DamePiglet

Keys.
Don't eat them.
Srs.

ComradeTovarich

Whether or not it's healthy is debatable, but broccoli is evil, and that is a fact.

How can you hate broccoli? Are you a communist?

This picture was taken with an electron microscope. Just look at it. If that isn't the face of evil I don't know what is.

That is the face of a delicious wholesome vegetable that is high in protein.

Just look at this swole mofo.

PatheticNoetic

c'mon people. this is a serious thread.

i'm adding one more to my list.

black licorice. rumor has it that black licorice can make you hate candy, which is a terribly unhealthy thing.

my suggestion is to avoid black licorice. it's not worth the risk.

I adhere strictly to this.

Unhealthy foods? Listeria monocytogenes infected lunch meat and/or soft cheeses. E.coli O157 infected beef and/or sprouts.
Chicken infected with Campylobacter jejuni...


You the idea.

DamePiglet

Oh no!!!
I eat processed foods, broccoli and I like quinoa!

But... Since I hate mushrooms and licorice and I am avoiding hemlock and all daffodil bulbs, will I probably live another 3 weeks? 'Cause I'm going on vacation and I plan to drink lotsa rum. I'd really hate to miss out.

PatheticNoetic

Whether or not it's healthy is debatable, but broccoli is evil, and that is a fact.

How can you hate broccoli? Are you a communist?

This picture was taken with an electron microscope. Just look at it. If that isn't the face of evil I don't know what is.

How is YOUR broccoli microscopic?

DamePiglet

Whether or not it's healthy is debatable, but broccoli is evil, and that is a fact.

How can you hate broccoli? Are you a communist?

This picture was taken with an electron microscope. Just look at it. If that isn't the face of evil I don't know what is.

That is the face of a delicious wholesome vegetable that is high in protein.

Just look at this swole mofo.

I'd agree, but it looks like someone skipped a few leg days.

ComradeTovarich

Whether or not it's healthy is debatable, but broccoli is evil, and that is a fact.

How can you hate broccoli? Are you a communist?

This picture was taken with an electron microscope. Just look at it. If that isn't the face of evil I don't know what is.

That is the face of a delicious wholesome vegetable that is high in protein.

Just look at this swole mofo.

I'd agree, but it looks like someone skipped a few leg days.

Pls, everybody knows that broccoli are straight up curlbros.

BrainyBurro

Whether or not it's healthy is debatable, but broccoli is evil, and that is a fact.

How can you hate broccoli? Are you a communist?

This picture was taken with an electron microscope. Just look at it. If that isn't the face of evil I don't know what is.

That is the face of a delicious wholesome vegetable that is high in protein.

Just look at this swole mofo.

I'd agree, but it looks like someone skipped a few leg days.

umm... that's brahccoli.

ain't nobody got time for leg day in the enchanted forest.

sunfastrose

Some forms of roadkill