My poop is green

TattooedNici

Rainbow ice cream from the Chinese buffet turned my poop blueish.... it was so amazing I had to show the hubby... he was impressed lol

I love show and tell when it comes to stuff like this!

TattooedNici

You people all look at what you laid out in the bowl? Seriously, that is so gross. I sneak a cheek, wipe twice. Then flush and I am out the door. I don't have a stool self documentary and self discovery every time I am in there. Never look back.

You don't wash your hands before walking out of the door?

dtimedwards

You people all look at what you laid out in the bowl? Seriously, that is so gross. I sneak a cheek, wipe twice. Then flush and I am out the door. I don't have a stool self documentary and self discovery every time I am in there. Never look back.

I bet you're a lot of fun at parties.

Sometimes I get scared when I drink lots of red Gatorade, or when I don't do a good job chewing my red peppers... but then I remember and I LOL.

GummyHuman

Purple things turn poop green. Grape flavored sodas, popsicles, juices, etc.

spectarmac

Shamrock shakes!

neandermagnon

I thought I was dying once, but then remembered all the beets I had eaten :blushing:

LOL that happened to me too!

I've heard of mothers dialling 999 after their just-weaned-onto-solids baby produces a beetroot nappy (diaper)....

EllieB_5

You people all look at what you laid out in the bowl? Seriously, that is so gross. I sneak a cheek, wipe twice. Then flush and I am out the door. I don't have a stool self documentary and self discovery every time I am in there. Never look back.

Your poop can be the first indication that something is internally wrong with you, as in internal organs. Poop colour can change if your pancreas or liver function screws up; a change in poop colour (or blood or mucous in your poop) can also be an early indicator of kidney disease, stomach cancer, Crohn’s disease, diabetes, gallbladder disease, geezus the list goes on. NOT checking your poop before you flush isn't the wisest idea in the world, especially as you age. Same goes for urine; getting acquainted with both your stool and urine before you flush can, in the future, warn you that something is going wrong.

Having said that, always assume it's your diet before you jump to "omg I have cancer!!!" Unless we're talking black stool, bloody stool, or excess mucous in your stool. Otherwise if the issue persists beyond a few days AND a change of diet (as in, stop eating green foods for a few days) then go see your doctor.

darkrose20

You people all look at what you laid out in the bowl? Seriously, that is so gross. I sneak a cheek, wipe twice. Then flush and I am out the door. I don't have a stool self documentary and self discovery every time I am in there. Never look back.

You only wipe twice?!? OMG, I bet you're going around with a nasty booty. Takes more than two wipes sometimes, ya know...

Ian214

Thanks for all your feedback

Of_Monsters_and_Meat

You people all look at what you laid out in the bowl? Seriously, that is so gross. I sneak a cheek, wipe twice. Then flush and I am out the door. I don't have a stool self documentary and self discovery every time I am in there. Never look back.

You only wipe twice?!? OMG, I bet you're going around with a nasty booty. Takes more than two wipes sometimes, ya know...

Yes twice. I'm sure that is more than sufficient.
To the other person, I wash my hands several times thought the day. I don't use the excuse to potty time to specifically wash them though. I really just have no desire to be in there more than I have to with all that going on. Now I'm going to sick up because I went back in this tread and read it.

Nancy_hc

Pretty cool considering tomorrow is St. Patrick's Day. And you poop what you eat.

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BrotherBill913

Pretty cool considering tomorrow is St. Patrick's Day. And you poop what you eat.

This^^^^ lol.....