Who is the biggest perv on MFP??

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  • Thewatcher_66
    Thewatcher_66 Posts: 1,643 Member
    I disagree with all of these. The biggest perv is the one who makes the least amount of noise. He sits back in his foxhole, taking notes, watching everyone, patiently waiting to move in on his prey and when you're not watching....BAM!!!!!! LOL.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    I disagree with all of these. The biggest perv is the one who makes the least amount of noise. He sits back in his foxhole, taking notes, watching everyone, patiently waiting to move in on his prey and when you're not watching....BAM!!!!!! LOL.

    Is that where "Thewatcher" came from?
  • Thewatcher_66
    Thewatcher_66 Posts: 1,643 Member
    Cupcake; I'll let you draw your own conclusions. lol
  • arwacky
    arwacky Posts: 1,653 Member
    Me... I'm ALWAYS pervy.
  • Phenylethylamine_Phreak
    Phenylethylamine_Phreak Posts: 2,211 Member
    Me... I'm ALWAYS pervy.

    HELL YA! your PM's are awesome!
  • mockchoc
    mockchoc Posts: 6,573 Member
    Tired and had a brain fart. I meant to post this here but ended up posting it in another thread because I wasn't paying attention. So is this slight perv , perv , or really perv ?

    we are both in a pool, skinny dippin and i'm on the stairs and you come over and sit on my lap straddling my legs. you cup my n.. and kiss me lightly and tug a little on my chest i moan and grab the back of your head and embrace you in a kiss...urged on, i slide my hand down to your hot, wet p....and rub it slowly, then slide two fingers in and you moan into my mouth.. ohhhh it feels so good...then we get out of the pool and onto a lawn chair. i kiss you everywhere while you moan, "ohh yesss... more, more!" then i **** you with everything and anything..after you cum, i'd eat you out until i was satisfied.

    Nice but that is not pervy. That's normal.
  • TheCounselorx
    TheCounselorx Posts: 1,182 Member
    I used to think only men were pervy, now I know that most of the ladies are too, they are just more fussy than us men.... as i have found out to my dismay!:cry:
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    Cupcake; I'll let you draw your own conclusions. lol

    I'll try to remember not to draw my curtains closed tonight. :winks:
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    SarahCate79 gets my vote!! Also, could you please stop pressing your nose against my bedroom window, I'm getting tired of having to clean it. Thanks! :flowerforyou:
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    SarahCate79 gets my vote!! Also, could you please stop pressing your nose against my bedroom window, I'm getting tired of having to clean it. Thanks! :flowerforyou:
    Ok, how about if I press my boobs on your window instead?
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
    SarahCate79 gets my vote!! Also, could you please stop pressing your nose against my bedroom window, I'm getting tired of having to clean it. Thanks! :flowerforyou:
    Ok, how about if I press my boobs on your window instead?

    Sarahcate's boobs have been everywhere....just like Johnny Cash. Biggest perv on MFP fo' sho'.
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    SarahCate79 gets my vote!! Also, could you please stop pressing your nose against my bedroom window, I'm getting tired of having to clean it. Thanks! :flowerforyou:
    Ok, how about if I press my boobs on your window instead?

    I'm totally ok with that.
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    SarahCate79 gets my vote!! Also, could you please stop pressing your nose against my bedroom window, I'm getting tired of having to clean it. Thanks! :flowerforyou:
    Ok, how about if I press my boobs on your window instead?

    I'm totally ok with that.
    Ok then. And could you leave the bathroom door open when you shower, please? Thanks.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    It's always the person you least suspect.

    ORLY?
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    I used to think only men were pervy

    For a proper MO they must be over 40 too.
  • _Terrapin_
    _Terrapin_ Posts: 4,301 Member
    SarahCate79 gets my vote!! Also, could you please stop pressing your nose against my bedroom window, I'm getting tired of having to clean it. Thanks! :flowerforyou:

    Politely, Spring is tomorrow, can you open the damn window!??!?!?
  • Thewatcher_66
    Thewatcher_66 Posts: 1,643 Member
    Cupcake.....someone might be watching (winks back)
  • Mrsallypants
    Mrsallypants Posts: 887 Member
    Me... I'm ALWAYS pervy.

    Invite her to stay the night in one of my motel rooms, she totally flips out.
  • arwacky
    arwacky Posts: 1,653 Member
    Me... I'm ALWAYS pervy.

    Invite her to stay the night in one of my motel rooms, she totally flips out.
    Hahahaha don't rat me out!! :laugh:
  • arwacky
    arwacky Posts: 1,653 Member
    Me... I'm ALWAYS pervy.

    HELL YA! your PM's are awesome!

    So glad you enjoyed them :wink:
  • Building_Bulk
    Building_Bulk Posts: 20,596 Member
    ^^she is. You should see some of the pm's she sends me. Makes me blush.
  • arwacky
    arwacky Posts: 1,653 Member
    ^^she is. You should see some of the pm's she sends me. Makes me blush.
    Hahaha well you're an amazing writer yourself. :love:
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