Who is the biggest perv on MFP??

TattooedNici

Sorry...I just got here....I was too busy sounding myself and getting a prostate massage....the can of corn finally worked its magic.



What did i miss?

this dude, right here ^....

he's not even on my FL and i know it's him.

*standing ovation for scotty*

I Scotty so hard!! :blushing:

I wanna give my hard loving to someone.

tfleischer

Well...A few days ago I got a FR, then a nice mail, then a sexually explicit mail, and then a mail in which this guy who I've talked to for like 5 minutes wanted to be my BF, wanted to move in with me and said "if we get married". I freaked out and blocked the creep. Does that still count as pervy?

On your part, absolutely! How pervy of you to block a guy who wants to move in with you and have your babies. That is like the conversation between the sadist and the masochist.
"Spank me" -- masochist
"No" -- sadist

ScottyNoHotty

ScottyNoHotty. No competition

I still have the rest of the thread to go through, but I'm with ya on that. He's gotta be number one. I'm only pervy when I'm ovulating. Which happens to be today! :drinker:

Hey mother, want another?? Or I can just give you a "baby shower"......hair, chin, chest...wherever

CallMeCupcakeDammit

ScottyNoHotty. No competition

I still have the rest of the thread to go through, but I'm with ya on that. He's gotta be number one. I'm only pervy when I'm ovulating. Which happens to be today! :drinker:

Hey mother, want another?? Or I can just give you a "baby shower"......hair, chin, chest...wherever

Just don't get it in my hair and I won't hurt you.

owenmhartley

Won't say I haven't perved a fair few times haha

FTF2014

pervy bump

ywalchle

no both are rather sad, be more descriptive

Snow__White

i'll never tell

6ronXtreme9

I'm surprised nobody took my name.

EternalDecadence

I'm surprised nobody took my name.

I bit my tongue...lol

addictedtosweat

lmaooo great question. I can't say o.o

MileHighFitness

I'm to shy to be a perv...

Mobilemuscle

define "perv" please

TattooedNici

I'm here to collect some nudies, then I'll decide who's the biggest perv.

tlcarolinagirl

Every single one of my friends are in the running and you know who you are. As for me, nope, I'm not even a little bit pervy.

TattooedNici

Dammit, you broke my streak. That's it, I'm perverting it up, Nici style.

HunterKiller_deleted

Hello

Mrsallypants

such a perv i bought an obgyn chair instead of a squat rack.

mockchoc

I have half of them locked up in my dungeon. Just trying to keep the riff raff down around here. No need to thank me.

mineboy

Think i it might be me..

Phenylethylamine_Phreak

Every single one of my friends are in the running and you know who you are. As for me, nope, I'm not even a little bit pervy.

that is like saying the pope is not even a little bit catholic...
but thanks for the nod of the hat. I wear my Pervy Pin proudly!

mank32

<---- 'Adult Chat' thread initiator. total perv.

Phenylethylamine_Phreak

<---- 'Adult Chat' thread initiator. total perv.

you? although reverse bridging does give you an edge...

mank32

<---- 'Adult Chat' thread initiator. total perv.

you? although reverse bridging does give you an edge...

reading is believing

tlcarolinagirl

Every single one of my friends are in the running and you know who you are. As for me, nope, I'm not even a little bit pervy.

that is like saying the pope is not even a little bit catholic...
but thanks for the nod of the hat. I wear my Pervy Pin proudly!

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

As you should...pervy people are awesome!

ItsMeGee3

I think we have a winner! ^^^^^

Chrystine71

let me catch my breath!! Woo!

Chrystine71

...awaiting your friend request FTF2014 !!!!! Lol

strengthandhonour4eva

gentleman outside the bedroom, perve in it lol!!

CallMeCupcakeDammit

Am I in adult chat? What did I just read?!